Liar Liar Truck's on Fire
By Bashfulglowfly
Sakura Haruno panted with exertion as she flung the gas can into the cab of the truck that she had broken into, splashed gasoline all over the interior of the truck and the truck bed. She slammed the truck door shut then, through the broken window flung a lit match inside.
She smiled as the interior burst into flames. She stepped back a few feet as the flames and the roiling black smoke got more intense.
"What the hell? Sakura, have you called the fire department?"
She turned around and looked at the cheating asshole who's truck she just set on fire. She flashed him a dangerously edged smile "No."
Sasuke Uchiha blinked at her "Why not?"
"Why would I want the fire department put out the fire that I started, you cheating bastard."
Sasuke blinked at her again. He looked at the burning truck. He turned back to her with a raised eyebrow. "So, you set that truck on fire?"
"Yes, I did!" she smirked at him and looked at the car next to the burning truck "Oh, gee, and it looks like your whore's car is melting."
Sasuke smirked right back. It was Sakura's turn to blink. This was not the reaction she'd expected.
"This just proves that not only are you crazy, but you're not as smart as you and everyone else thinks you are."
"What do you mean by that?!" said Sakura fiercely. Her hands clenched into fists.
"Where the fuck did you get the idea that I would drive an ugly-ass orange truck?"
Sakura turned stunned emerald eyes to the burning orange truck. The glassy green eyes turned back to look into icy amused obsidian orbs. "Who's truck is it?"
Sasuke's smile was malicious. "That's Naruto's truck. Itachi gave it to him for his birthday."
Sakura's lungs turned to ice.
Sasuke's smile grew wider and demonic "And the 'whore's car.' That's Itachi's brand new 2025 Mercedes Maybach S 680."
Sakura's entire body turned to ice.
Sasuke leaned in and whispered in Sakura's ear "You can run, you crazy bitch, it will just amuse him."
Sasuke laughed as he walked across to his Corvette Z06. As he started to drive away, he rolled down the window "Have a nice day, Sakura!"