Chapter 32: The Shadow over Insumasu

Part 9: Prince Momo, meet Mariyo the Plumber.

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"Huh, you're still alive."

Konami drowsily noticed my existence as she drowsily try to walk back to her room when it's finally dawn. For my waifu's sake, I should solve this Shadow over Insumasu plot and we can go straight into the a Konami Route.

"You know what? I'm not even going to bother. I'm way too tired for your nonsense. *Yawn*"

Sure thing, honey. Go have some sleep.

Konami wave me off as she continues to drowsily try to find her way to her room. In the end, she found a box and decide that box is indeed made out of hopes and dreams and she went asleep curled up in a box. I'm not sure if foxes get high off catnips, but I heard that foxes are just cats software in dogs hardware. So yesterday I just go to the local pet store to buy several packs of catnips. Turns out foxnips exist here, so I say 'wow, how convenient' and bought some. I then pour it into the box which Konami find herself into. Then, I put in a clone which transformed into a Mini Raiju and it enter a power saver mode. AKA sleeping.

I then taped the box close and poked some holes for air ventilation. I wrote the address of my cabin in Uchiha Compund and hand the box of Konami to the Insumasu postal office. It should arrive in a day. I paid for the premium express delivery which is done by special Jounins that specialized solely at running at the speed of Jounin. There goes my life savings.

Then, I went back to my room. I too need some sleep.

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"Makoto! Wake up!"

Itachi frantically woke me up.

"Konami has been kidnapped!!"

I jolt myself awake. Oh yea, I was executing somekind of stupid plan this morning right? Time to see the chaos sets in.

Itachi hurriedly escorted me to Zabuza. I eyed myself to the outside and based in the sun's angle and direction, its about 3:15 pm. When I entered Zabuza's room, I can feel the pungent bloodlust that Zabuza emitted.

"Damn you Isobu no Yagura! To think you took away one of my wards!"

Zabuza punched the table and it broke.

"What's going on, Zabuza.", I had to ask.

"Isobu no Yagura, the Yondaime Mizukage had kidnapped Kojima Konami of the Kurama clan! Do you know the gravity of the situation, Makoto?!"

Funny. They have the concept of gravity here. Who discovered it? Aisaku Nii'uton?

Also I guess since Jinchuriki ain't a thing here, the nine jinchurikis are now some sort of blood relatives to the Nine Dai-Youkai, I guess. Hence, Isobu no Yagura. Yagura of the Isobu Clan.

"I'm just a Genin, Zabuza. You tell me."

"Yagura had enacted an ancient tradition! The Bridal Abduction ritual! He kidnapped a girl from another clan to be made as a bride! As Konami's guardian, I have seven days to retrieve her!"

Heeee….

"How did you know that Yagura is the one behind this, Zabuza? Maybe Konami was just sleeping off somewhere."

"because of this!!"

Zabuza handed me a letter. To summarize, Isobu no Yagura had decided to rename himself as Isobu no Bowser and to celebrate the glory of his new name, he decided that taking a bride from the Kurama clan will be appropriate. Also fuck you Zabuza, you fucking vegan!

"Yagura…. No, I guess his name is Bowser now. Isobu no Bowser, you will know the wrath of Momochi Zabuza, descendant of the great hero, Momotaro the Oni Slayer!"

"huh. How are you related to Momotaro? Isn't his whole thing was slaying Oni?"

"Oh that. He only slayed male Onis. That's because he wants to hog all Oni girls to himself. That madlad."

I nod in understanding. I had to respect such a madlad.

"Anyway, I will have to return to Land of Water to seek for dear Konami before a whole week passed. Once I passed the deadline, Konami can never return, forever trapped as Bowser's bride!"

I patted Zabuza on his shoulder. "You go get her, Zabuza. A cute foxgirl like Konami does not belong to a retarded turtle like Bowser."

Zabuza nods. "I appreciate the support, Makoto."

"No, call me Mariyo. Mariyo Hotaru. It is an honor to mert you, Prince Momo."

Zabuza had a bit of a sob.

"It's been a long time since someone called me a prince. The Peach Kingdom was a short-lived utopia of Oni and Human, destroyed by the cruel hands of Isobu no Bowser. I however, swear to rebuild the Peach Kingdom, and not just for Human and Oni, but for all!"

I clapped proudly, so amazed by Momochi Zabuza's noble dream. Go forth, Hero of Peach! I, Mariyo Hotaru believes in you!

Zabuza gives me a 2 finger salute Kakashi style, and disappears through shunshin with peach blossoms petals sfx.

Just in case you chuckleheads didn't get it, Momo means Peach. I can't believe y'all didn't see this coming.