Hey, Loud Crowd, BTNFStudios here back with another fanfiction! It sure has been a long time, hasn't it?
Yeahhh, sorry I've been taking so long. I was so busy getting ready for Christmas & the new year. Although I'm not looking forward to it due to… "recent events" that declined my mental health.
But anyway, this fanfic I'll be writing is… a Christmas special! This time, it's gonna be a parody!
Here's what it's about. It is gonna be a parody of the Looney Tunes Christmas Story called "Bah Humduck!". It is a Toon Town Christmas where the role of Daffy is gonna be played by The Grinch himself! Not to mention that Bugs Bunny is gonna be played by…. Mr Puzzles himself!
Yep, that's right, folks! He will be in this story himself! It will be a PV story that will be a little bit seperate from TLH: PV. It will be back next year, so don't worry. I haven't forgotten about that!
And yes, before you ask, The Loud's will be appearing in this story, where they will be in Porky & his daughter's place! Well, mostly Lincoln & Lily.
Alright, with all the explanation explained, here is the Christmas story to get ready for Christmas!
I'd like to give special credit to Marvelomac1010 for giving me this idea! Thank you, man!
I hope you all enjoy this story, & be sure to leave a fav, follow, & review! Any criticism will be accepted!
And with that, onto the story!
It was Christmas Eve in the City of ToonTown. All the New & Old characters are all celebrating the Holidays with their friends & families, full of Christmas Spirit! Then, as if by magic, Mr Puzzles himself appeared!
"Greetings, my friends! It is I, Mr Puzzles! Here to wish you all a Merry Cheery Christmas!" Mr Puzzles greeted cheerfully with a happy smile. "As you all may not know, besides having multiple cartoon characters to keep hosta- Ahh, I mean, help me with my Puzzlevision stories. I DO love the holidays! I mean, who doesn't love them, right?" He asked with a chuckle
"But fear not, folks! My goal to achieve the perfect 5 Star Rating with the help of The Loud Family & their friends will continue once 2025 comes around!" Mr Puzzles assured with a smile. "I just figured that for Christmas, we all should take a break, & tell a brand new tale in ToonTown! Why? Cause this Christmas night not be so good for a lot of toons, especially when there's a Scrooge in town! Who hates Christmas, you may ask? Why, it's none other than… The Grinch!" He explained in a serious tone. "So how will The Grinch find his Christmas spirit? Well, let's find out, Shall we?"
At The Lucky Green, the biggest Superstore in all of ToonTown, we see a black limo park in front of the building, & coming out of the Store and almost slipping on ice was the assistant manager of the building, who happens to be Lincoln Loud from The Loud House as he opened the limo's door!
"Uhh, good morning, Mr Grinch!" Lincoln greeted nervously with a smile.
Suddenly, a metal ramp appeared from the limo, & nearly wacked Lincoln on the head as The Grinch came out of the limo while riding the hoover scooter. Lincoln sighed in relief since the ramp didn't luckily hit him.
The Grinch looks to his watch with an annoyed look on his face. "I thought I told that white haired little brat to be here!"
Meanwhile, close by to the store, Blue from Blue's Clues was near a box trying to keep herself warm with a small fire. She sees The Grinch & approached him, barking to get his attention. She whimpered, signaling that she was hungry, & asking for spare change. Buy The Grinch looked at her, unimpressed and unsympathetic.
"Do I look like an ATM to you?" The Grinch snarked at Blue, which causing her to whimper. "Why is it that hopeless sad saps like to mess with hard working businessmen like me!?"
That caused Blue to whimper in sadness while The Grinch looked at her, not impressed by that. Just then, the cartoon legend & the famous mascot of Walt Disney himself, Mickey Mouse approached the two!
"Ho ho, hey there pal! That's no way to treat those less fortunates!" Mickey told The Grinch while gesturing to Blue. "Where's your sense of Holiday spirit?"
"Who asked you to butt in, ya rodent!?" The Grinch yelled before using his scooter to head to the store while Mickey have Blue a couple of cash.
Right near the entrance of the store, Lincoln's guardian Luna Loud & her girlfriend Sam Sharp are both preforming some Christmas jingles with a bucket of money in front of them till The Grinch stopped his scooter in front of them.
"Happy Holidays, dude!" Luna greeted with a rocking happy tone. "We're collecting donations for the poor & the helpless people! Wanna spare some change? It's for a good course!"
The Grinch just gave them a death glare. "Well that's interesting! Trespassing, Loitering, Illegal Solicitation! Scram out of here before I call the police on you both!" He angrily threatened as the two rockers were shocked by this, & decided to pack up. Suddenly, with an evil smirk, The Grinch took the bucket of cash! "Oh, & I'll also be taking this, thank you!"
"What the-!? Hey! You can't do that!" Sam scolded him with a angry tone.
"Oh, I believe that I can!" The Grinch said as he shook the bucket & hears change rattling inside before putting it inside his suit. "Now THAT'S the holiday jingle that I'd like to hear! Hee hee, talk about easy money!"
The Grinch laughed before heading for the store. Luna & Sam were both cross & glaring at him! Luna makes a snowball, & throws it at him, causing his scooter to go out of control, crashing into the wall, causing the bucket to launch itself out of his suit, & hit the cash register. It drilled the bucket up with money, & landed in front of the couple, much to their satisfaction.
"That's what you get for stealing!" Luna yelled out to him while picking up the bucket.
"And thanks for filling up our bucket!" Sam added as she & Luna leave.
"The Grinch rubbed his head as he got up & realised what just happened. "Security! Security! I've been robbed! Security, get over here & step on it!"
Security guard Wreck It Ralph was talking to the Stores Santa who was Sully from Monsters Inc when he suddenly heard his boss calling! Quickly, he rushed over to him, unaware that the floor is wet, which caused him to slip, & bump into The Grinch, and they crashed into the wall! Ralph got up & rubbed his head with a groan, & sees his boss stuck to a wall!
"Oh my gosh! I am so sorry, Mr Grinch!" Ralph apologized in worry. "Here, let me help you out!"
Ralph pulled The Grinch off the wall, & The Grinch was dizzy. "Ugh… Note to self; choose words carefully while berating the security guard."
The Grinch glared at Ralph who sheepishly chuckled to him before rushing back to work so he doesn't get fired. The Grinch grabs his scooter and has his megaphone as his daily inspection began.
"Attention everybody, it's the busiest day of the year!" The Grinch announced to his employees. "Now I want all hands on deck & start making me money, so get to work, everyone!"
At the Food Court, Winnie the Pooh, the worker in charge of the food section, is looking at the vending machine, & sees a packet of honey in the machine, making his stomach growl.
"Oh ho ho, I have a rumbly in my tummy! " Pooh said. He grabs the dollar from his shirt pocket. "I could go for a small mackerel of honey!"
Just as he was about to insert the dollar to the vending machine, The Grinch grabbed it from him.
"No eating on the job, Pooh Bear!" The Grinch sternly told the bear before leaving.
"Oh bother!" Pooh said sadly as his stomach kept growling.
At the Christmas Tree Department, Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) is hanging up a sign "Buy 3, get one free!", but he gets sleepy & yawns. He starts to shut his eye, & was just about to drift off till The Grinch came by!
"Wake up & smell the coffee, Wazowski!" The Grinch yelled from the megaphone, startling Mike as he fell from the leader as he leaves Mike there. "What does he think this is, a holiday!?"
At the Toy Section, Star Butterfly (Star vs The Forces of Evil) is seen checking the prices on the Barbie Dolls. But she looks upset, & grabbed a small photo out of her pocket. It was a picture of her family all smiling at the camera, with Her & Marco kissing each other as she gave sigh.
"Oh Mom, Dad, I really miss you guys & Mewni, especially on the holidays. And you too, Marco." Star said in a sad tone.
The Grinch was passing by till he sees Star looking at her picture. "Hey! Stop daydreaming, Butterfly!"
Star got so startled, that she grabbed her wand & fires it as the blast ricocheted over the store before blasting onto The Grinch, which launched him onto the bunch of boxes! Star cringed as The Grinch got up and felt dizzy again.
"And triple the price on everything…" The Grinch groggily said as he stumbled onto his scooter, trying to keep his balance. "Parents are suckers this time of year!" He added before leaving the area.
At the Perfume Department, Mavis (Hotel Transylvania) smelt one of the perfumes, which catches the attention of the controversial perverted man in charge of that Department. His name? Glenn Quagmire (Family Guy)!
"Hey, baby! You don't need any perfume, because to me, you smell just fine!" Quagmire flirted while giving her a smirk. "Heh heh, all right!"
Mavis felt completely uncomfortable by that. "Uhh, with all due respect sir, I'm married, & I have a son, so please back off!" Mavis told him. "And just to let you know, my father is Dracula who'll suck your blood & sue you when he finds out what you're doing?" She warned him.
"Well, Dracula is not the only person who knows how to suck things! Heh heh, all right!" Quagmire said with a smirk
"Hey, wise guy! That's not what I meant when I said "Woo the customers"!" The Grinch said, appearing out of nowhere, startling Quagmire. "Especially when it comes to sexually harassing women!" He then turns to Mavis. "Take my advice, goth chick! My imported sales are to die for!"
Mavis is starting to get annoyed by the pestering from not just the employee, but the manager of the store! Having had enough, she kicked The Grinch below the belt, causing him to fall to the floor, & she leaves him there.
"Uhh need any help, sir?" Quagmire asked.
"No no, I'm fine." The Grinch said as he got up & got back on his scooter. "Now get back to work, & stop harassing the female customers, or that's gonna come out of your paycheck!" He warned him before leaving the area.
At the Toy Building Department, Starfire (NO, NOT THE F*IN REBOOT!) is seen building a lot of Toy Trucks, ' sees The Grinch pass by her.
"Oh! Merry Christmas, Mr Grinch! And happy holidays too!" Starfire said with a smile. But when she sees him leave, she gave an annoyed look. "What a freaking trig." She muttered to herself.
But then The Grinch rushed back & glared at her. "What did you just call me, Space Girl!?" He asked with a glare.
"Uhh Trog, it means, uhh..." Starfire tried to come up with an explanation. "It means… genius in Tamaranean, heh heh." she chuckled nervously, hoping that would work.
The Grinch gave her a look before giving a nod "Alright then. If that's the case, then I guess I'm the biggest Trog in the world!" He said before leaving the department.
"Oh yes you are, sir." Starfire said with a smirk before going back to work.
"Finally,a little respect! Now, where did my assistant manager go this time?" The Grinch wondered before grabbing his megaphone. "Oh Mr assistant manager, come here now!"
Just then, Lincoln came rushing up from behind. "Assistant manager Lincoln Loud, reporting for duty sir- woah woah woah!" Lincoln was cut off when he slipped on the wet floor & fell off the the fifth floor.
"Hmph! Nice foot work, scrawny!" The Grinch said in amusement.
Lincoln landed on a skateboard, which went out of control! He couldn't stop as he bumped into some of the employees & crashed into some of the stores sections! His eyes widened as he ran into the lingerie department, despite that he's 12 years old! Not suitable for a young child!
"Oh Mr assistant manager, your boss wants to see your butt this instant!" The Grinch yelled through the megaphone as his scooter went up the escalator. He sees Lincoln on a out of control skateboard heading towards him butt first with a sign saying "Kiss me, it's Christmas!" as The Grinch looked to the readers. "Be careful what you asked for, ladies & gentlemen!"
Lincoln bumps into The Grinch, & they both fell through the escalator & each floors till Lincoln lands on the stocking near the Christmas Tree as The Grinch falls through the tree and lands on the ground as it swayed back and forth before falling on the ground.
The Grinch got up & rubbed his head, feeling dizzy. But when he turned around, he sees the customer who is none other than Mr Puzzles looking at him in amusement, carrying the basket full of items.
"Now that was quite the fall there, my green friend!" Mr Puzzles said as he ate a Candy Cane. "care for a Candy Cane? It's sweet!"
The Grinch grabbed the Candy Cane from him. "Stop snacking on the store merchandise Mr, or else I will have you arrested for stealing!" He said sternly.
Mr Puzzles cringed & waved his hand in front of his face. "Sheesh, you might wanna stay away from the escorts until you work with that hygiene problem of yours!" He said with a smile.
"Well my mom is a dentist." Lincoln spoke up as he got out of the stocking & approached The Grinch and Mr Puzzles "You can make an appointment with her and she'll help with that problem!"
The Grinch gave Lincoln a death glare. "You are demoted to assistant assistant manager!" The Grinch declared, upsetting Lincoln, & then the The Grinch turned to Mr Puzzles. "And YOU are messing with the wrong man, TV Boy!"
"Well, I guess I can take my last minute shopping list elsewhere." Mr Puzzles said as he reveals his long Christmas list & was seeing dollar signs seeing the size of the list. "I have just recently made a lot of friends after a situation I caused, so I'm planning on giving them the best Christmas ever to make up for all that!"
"Pfft, I've never liked families. But I do like money!" The Grinch said greedily "So shop till you drop, & make sure you pay for the Candy Canes!"
"Oh, I intended to." Mr Puzzles explained before giving a smirk. "But before I make my final purchases, I'm gonna need a 2nd opinion on a few items."
The Grinch wasn't interested in Mr Puzzles' proposal. "I don't have any time to-!"
The Grinch was suddenly cut off by Mr Puzzles who put some items into his hands. "How about this Splatoon gun for my Best Friend Meggy? And how about this gold chain for Bob? Oh, how about these Rubber Duckie Hat for Tari? And how about this Spaghetti for Mario? And how's about this bowling ball for SMG4?" He asked as The Grinch was overwhelmed with too many items that he fell to the ground with all of the items on top of him.
"Okay, funs over!" The Grinch said as he got up and glared at Mr Puzzles. "Alright, that's it! Customer or no customer, get out of my sight now!"
"Tsk tsk tsk, for shame!" Mr Puzzles said while shaking his head. "What ever happened to your Christmas spirit?"
"In case you haven't noticed…" The Grinch then got all of the items off of him before screaming at the top of his lungs. "I HATE THE HOLIDAYS!"
"Really? Well, Bah Humbug to you!" Mr Puzzles said to him.
"Bah Humbug?" The Grinch repeated with a smile. "Ohhhhh! I like that! Bah, Humbug!"
"If I were you, I'd be careful!" Mr Puzzles warned as he approached The Grinch. "Bad things happen to those who mess with Christmas!"
"Oh yeah? Like what?" The Grinch asked, uninterested.
"Well, if they're really bad & I think you fit the bill, they get visited by The Ghost's of Christmas!" Mr Puzzles said in an ominous tone, which creeped Lincoln out.
The Grinch was a little bit startled before he shrugged it off. "Oh please, I ain't afraid of no Ghost's! I'm not afraid of anything, & to that, I say: Bah, Humbug!" He makes his way back to his office.
Lincoln catches up with The Grinch. "Uhh sir? Now that you're done with your daily inspection, I was wondering if I could ask a favor?" He asked nervously.
"What is it, Loud? And make it quick! I've got places to be!" The Grinch said in an annoyed voice as they both enter the elevator.
"Well, my baby sister Lily is a really big fan of the Barbie franchise, & she really wants the Pretty Princess Barbie doll for Christmas! And I really wanted to buy it for her because she's my little sister, & I love her so much!" Lincoln explained as eventually, the elevator stopped at the top floor. "But ever since you tripled the price, I can't afford it for her anymore!"
The Grinch stops at the office door, & looked to Lincoln with a unimpressed expression. "Can't afford it, huh? Then what if you either ask your parents for cash, or start saving up money?" He suggested rudely.
"With all due respect sir, I grew up in a house with 10 sisters." Lincoln told his boss while rubbing his head. "We're always on a budget, & money is very limited in our house."
"Well then, tell your parents to use protection next time!" The Grinch said as he got into Lincoln's face before heading to his office.
"Oh please sir, it's the Holid-!" Lincoln was cut off when The Grinch blocked his mouth with his hand.
"Hold that thought!" The Grinch said before slamming the door into Lincoln's face.
"But… it's Christmas…" Lincoln said sadly as he walked away, upset knowing that his little sister is not gonna have a good Christmas & he'll have to tell her the bad news.
A/N: Poor Lincoln. Now he'll have to tell his sister the bad news. As for The Grinch, I think you all know what'll be coming!