Update: I added lots of new stuff, and check the ending, there's a surprise
Notice: any other fanfiction that is similar/same are coincides since I thought this not knowing that there are fanfics like this with the main character being Mario.
Notice 2: This Mario is a mix of the main Mario, RPG Mario, Super Smash Bros Mario, and Mario and Luigi Mario, and has been altered (a lot) and can change into different styles like SMB1, SMG1, SM64, etc.
Notice 3: I first thought this back in the middle of 2023.
Notice 4: This Mario isn't dumb and easily becomes attracted to sexy women like most fan-made Mario's.
Now with the details above…
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let the adventure begin!
Location: Sabaody Archipelago
Hello, I'm the Narrator, a YouTuber, and the creator of the altered Nintendo main character, Mario Mario, anyways the last time we saw our hero, he was in a back bag, oh! By the way, Mario is now 27 years old!
In the "no man's land" on Sabaody Archipelago. Caribou, Coribou, and their crew somehow escaped the battle and are holding the Imposter Straw Hats (save Black, Cocoa, and Fake Chopper) captive. The fakes beg for their lives as Coribou and the Caribou pirates dig holes, preparing to bury the impostors alive. Caribou reveals that he never intended to follow the Straw Hats and had planned to kill them from the inside and is very angry that he met fakes instead. The impostors continue to beg for mercy and Caribou then grabs fake Sanji and starts to suffocate him with his Devil Fruit powers. Fake Sogeking tries to stop Caribou with a bazooka but fails, as the shot is just absorbed into Caribou's body. The impostors are terrified, learning that Caribou is a Logia. Caribou then orders his crew to bury the fakes and happily states that he managed to confirm the real Straw Hat Luffy.
Sentomaru is then seen talking to his superiors about the Straw Hat crew's escape and their newly acquired strength with Demaro Black lying on the ground, tied up and unconscious. Shakky and Rayleigh are then seen having a conversation at the coast where the Straw Hats depart. Rayleigh then thinks back to the day when he first met Gol D. Roger. This flashback also reveals that Luffy's straw hat once belonged to Roger. Rayleigh then states that Luffy has taken another step towards becoming a man worthy of that hat he wears.
While the Thousand Sunny is sailing underwater, the crew marvels at the site of the underwater world. Luffy and Zoro attempt to catch some of the fish. Only to be stopped by Usopp and Chopper
"Are you stupid?!" said Usopp
Sanji asks Nami about what the crew needs to know about the coating. As Nami starts to explain, Sanji gets another massive nosebleed just by seeing Nami's body move. Sanji propels himself out of the coated ship and has to be grabbed and pulled back in by Luffy. Chopper immediately starts treating Sanji while Brook shows his concern for the cook, wondering what will happen when they see the mermaids on Fish-Man Island. Nami then explains that a coated ship has all the same properties as the bubbles on the Sabaody Archipelago, where they will expand until a certain point before letting an object go through the bubble. If it gets too many holes, it will pop. Luffy and Zoro try catching fish again only to be stopped by Usopp and Chopper once more.
Since Sanji is out of commission, Luffy and his crew start eating the special lunch boxes given to Luffy by Boa Hancock. Franky explains to the crew how the Thousand Sunny was kept safe for two whole years. He stated that during a battle with the marines, Hatchan and Duval suffered serious injuries and Bartholomew Kuma took over as the ship's protector. It is revealed that Kuma was allowed by Dr. Vegapunk to include a single mission of his own into the programming, to "protect the ship of the Straw Hat Pirates until the day one of their members returns". The Straw Hats agree that they are indebted to Kuma, though Sanji awakes and gets angry about where he got sent by Kuma. However, the Straw Hats were unknowingly followed by the Caribou Pirates.
Meanwhile
"I'm bored, when will I get out and meet his friends?" said Mario, in the bag, and then…
"Hi, Mario!" said Luffy out of nowhere, well his head to be precise, "I have an idea, Mario!"
Later
Luffy then said to the others that he is in the toilet because he wants to poop soo if anyone wants to ask him go to the toilet.
"When did he start to say that?" Asked Usopp
And then…
"Yahoo!" Said Mario, jumping out of the bag and shocking everybody
"What the?!' said Nami
"It's a me, Mario!"
"Mario?!" said Zoro
Mario then was confused, "Am I on the right ship?" thought Mario
"Wait a minute that's Devil Mario!" said Nico Robin, "the one trillion berries bounty!"
"What?!" said Usopp, Chopper, and Nami, terrified
"He is a bloodthirsty killer that destroyed 70% of Marineford!" said Nico Robin, which Made everybody quiet, and then
"Why are those two women being, like half naked?" asked Mario, angrily
Bruh
"He's angry because of that?!" said nearly everybody, cringed
"I heard that!" said Mario, "I have the right to be angry! Like, are those two not embarrassed?! Oh yeah, where's Luffy?"
"Hmm," said Sanji to Nami "he might be trying to get Luffy's bounty"
"Looks like you might be trying to take our captain's bounty, Devil Mario, but we'll not let you take it!" said Nami
Mario (annoyed because of being called "Devil Mario") then says "When you mean "We'll", do you mean "I'll", right? You like Luffy huh?" said Mario, smiling.
After that, the event can be told by two words: chaotic cringe (yup!)
"Huh?" said Zoro
"What the *?!" said Usopp
For Sanji, it's just swear words (make sense)
"Ayo!" (pronounced: "ay-oh") said Chopper
"Well that's unexpected," said Nico Robin
"What?!" said Franky
"Well that's impossible," said Brook a bit jealous
There is more than this but I put the best ones I can think
For the one that shipped, she's just standing there, blushing hardly, "Don't be joking!" said Nami, embarrassed
"Well you are blushing, it means that I'm maybe correct!" said Mario, doing the Mario Maker 2 dance and stuff "And if I do not count the time it failed on shipping Toad and Toadette, I always get it correct.
"Hey!" said Sanji angrily "If you say one more word, we'll attack you! Right guys?"
"Uh," said Usopp
"Yes, I think?" said Chopper
What did Mario respond? Well
Changing into SM64 Mario, in the crawling pose, and spinning around. Great for irritating people.
Then Sanji attacked Mario, Blam!
"Woah!" said Mario (who dodge in time)
"We" warned you!" said Sanji
"Looks like I need to be more serious," said Mario
Meanwhile
'I wonder if Mario has met my nakama's?" wondered Luffy "I bet they are playing with them!"
but then m=he heard a huge sound
"hey whats that?" said fluffy, just as he wanted to go out, but he immediately wanted to poop.
"aw cam an" said Luffy
Back in the battle
"Where the heck did he hide that huge hammer?!" said Usopp in shocked
"In my pocket, duh!" said Mario, then he charges to Sanji and then
Shiing!
Zoro stopped Mario's Hammer from hitting Sanji with his swords
"Woi! Marimo!" said Sanji to Zoro, "what was that for?!"
"So what, Mr. Nosebleed?" said Zoro "he's mine"
"What did you say, Stupid Swordsman?!" said Sanji in anger
Later -
"I'm going to split you in half!" said Sanji
"Well, I'm going to split you into three!" replied Zoro
"Are those two stupid?" asked Mario "like the green-haired guy stopped my hammer from hitting the blonde guy with a whirly eyebrow with the same hairstyle as one of my friends."
"Hey!" said Zoro and Sanji
"Oops!" said Mario
"Rengoku Oni Giri!"
"Diable Jambe!"
"I hit him!" said Sanji
"No me!" said Zoro
"That was close!" said Mario touching his hat, "yup I "really" need to be serious"
"Well you can't use your hammer!" said Franky "It's already outside the ship now!"
Then Mario ran into the basement and took every projectile power-up
"Hah! This one will be good!" said Mario
What power-up was it? the hammer suit!
"Why does he look weir-bonk!" said Usopp, getting a hammer into his head
"Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!" said Mario throwing hammers everywhere
"Where did he get those hammers?!" said Nami
"From the air," said Mario, and then arms appeared from Mario's body "What is this?!"
"Robin!" said Nami "Robin Chwan!" said Sanji while doing a noodle dance.
Two arms grab Mario's legs and make him fall backward. Two pairs hold Mario up at his back, and a pair grabs his upper body. The pairs of the upper body and legs pull, cracking the Mario's back
"Seis Fleur" Said Nico Robin "Clutch!"
(Insert Mario power-down)
"Mama mia" said Mario while his power up disappeared turning into super mario
"How come he is not dead?!" said Sanji, Then Mario gets struck by lightning (?)
Ctaaar!
(Insert Mario power-down)
"Oof!" said Mario turning into normal mario, then he looked up
Ctaaar!
"Wow, that was close!" said Mario, "i nearly lost a life!" then he saw Nami with her Sorcery Clima-Tact, then he had an idea.
"Hey! Nami try hitting me! Bet you can't!" said Mario
"I "always" get my target correct!" said Nami, Then she made another thundercloud, and then Mario jumped into the top of the cloud, without nobody noticing.
"Haha!" said Mario "Try hitting me now!"
"How the heck can he be riding on a cloud?!" said Franky
Then
Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar! Ctaar!
"Mmmmmph! Mmmmmmmph! Mmmmmmmmph! Mmmmmmmph!" said Mario, making lighting and moving the cloud around and around.
"How can he do that?!" said Sanji
Nami was really confused, like, how can Mario do that? Well it's like a Lakitu's cloud, to be more precise it turns into a Lakitunder cloud when Mario touches the cloud, but like any Lakitu cloud, it will disappear
"Uh oh!" said Mario noticing that his cloud starting to vanish, and then…
"Coup de Vent!" shouted Franky, as a really strong "gust of wind" shot from his left palm, hitting Mario.
"Woah!" said Mario, as he was pushed out from the ship, and ended up outside the ship, unconscious for a while.
"Phew!" said Usopp "If he has a Devil Fruit he will sink!"
"Even if he doesn't have a Devil Fruit, he will suffocate, and get crushed by the water pressure" said Sanji
"Oww," said Mario, doing multiple Breaststrokes (a swimming style in which the swimmer is on their chest and the torso does not rotate) up so he doesn't sink "That hurts!"
"Wasn't he unconscious and HOW THE HECK CAN HE TALK UNDERWATER?!" said Nami
"I can breathe underwater too! You know!" said Mario
How can Mario breathe underwater? It depends on the game style. for the 2D game style (including Mario 3D Land and World) Mario's can breathe underwater, for the 3D Game style Mario's, it's more realistic. And of course, both of the styles can also breathe in space and survive supreme pressure. But it still does not answer why Mario can breathe underwater
"Haiyah!" said Mario, zipping into the coated ship, and holding another Hammer, and then…
(insert powerup sound effect)
"How can he make that Hammer bigger?!" said Usopp, and then he gets hit by the giant hammer, with Nico Robin and Chopper.
"Robin Chan!" said Sanji, "oh is he really asking to die, huh?!" (Sanji is very protective of women)
So he tried to attack Mario, until getting stopped by Zoro.
"He's mine!" said Zoro, and then…
"Ashura Bakkei: Moja no Tawamure!" Shouted Zoro, as two other Zoro are seen (wat).
But Mario stops the nine swords from cutting him by using only his bare hands "well that was close".
"What?!" said Zoro
"Hah! Said Sanji "Let me end this!"
"Hell, Memories!"
Then as smoke fills the air, a "Metal Mario invincibility theme" starts to play.
"What the?!" said Sanji, shocked that Mario stopped his leg from hitting him and that Mario turned into a Metal creature.
"Argh, I think I'm melting!" said Metal Mario "haiyah!"
After Mario throws Sanji away from him, he turns back into Mario.
"Well, you guys are not as strong as I thought," said Mario "Plus your bounties are not correct for some weak people"
"Are all our hard work, useless?" thought everybody, and then
"GOMU GOMU NO PISTOL!"
"Wait wh - oof!" said Mario, as he gets hit by Luffy's fist.
"Are you guys okay?!" said Luffy after finishing pooping
"Not really," said Usopp
"Who attacked you guys?" asked Luffy
"Dev- " said Chopper but then was interrupted by Mario
"Hey Luffy! What was that for?!" said Mario, angrily
"Oops, sorry Mario!" said Luffy
"Wait what?!" said everybody
"Okay, guys! this is our new friend! Mario Mario!" said Luffy
"Luffy what the * have you done?!" said Usopp terrified, "he is a person who has no feelings!"
"Hey! I have feelings!" said Mario, "Hey Luffy why are your friends scared of me?"
"Dunno," said Luffy
"Hey, I'll tell you why we are scared of you!" said Nami
"Let me guess…" said Mario "the time I did a massacre on that stupid Marineford?"
"Uh… yeah," said Nami
"I DID THAT BECAUSE THAT STUPID MARINE KILLED ACE!" said Mario, angrily "Like, He is Luffy's only brother!"
"Oh," said Nami "That's the reason"
"If you know why people fear you, why do you not know?!" shouted most of the male straw hats.
"Anyways, let me fully introduce myself," said Mario " My name is Mario Mario, the 2nd child in my family and the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
"Ugh," thought Usopp (he hates mushrooms)
"Why is it called that?" asked Sanji
"Before that," said Mario "I have a Question for Luffy"
"What is it?" asked Luffy
Then Mario pointed to Nami and asked
"Hey Luffy, is that your girlfriend?"
(insert Mario getting beaten up by Sanji, Nami blushing hard, Luffy confused, and stuff)
Later
We see the sunny inside of the ocean(?!) and we see Mario who has lots of damage and sanji kicks marios face killing mario.
"Hey you should not to be that angry to even to kill me" said Mario who just respawned and has a huge bump on his head "Peach will panic seeing me like this"
"Hey," said Sanji "who is that "peach"?" Mario gets confused, like why isn't he asking why Mario just appeared after he died
"Are you a ghost now?!" said Usopp and Chopper, holding a cross (yaknow the one from Christian and catholic?)
"No I'm not" Said Mario "I just respawned"
"Hmm?" thought nearly everyone
"I did saw Mario died during my 2 year training in that island close to Hancocks"
"SHUT UP LUFFY! DID YOU EVEN TRAINED FOR THAT 2 YEARS!?" said Sanji
"Yes he did" said Mario
"And I went to hell" said Sanji sobbing on the floor "I bet he did that kind of training"
"Is he ok?" said Mario and then he gets kicked by Sanji and Sanji says if he looks ok.
"ugh I think I got the "die if I'm close to a trillion bounty pirate"" said Usopp
"it has no cure" said chopper
"the hell is that disease," said Mario, behind Usopp and chopper, which scared both
To Be Continued
Meanwhile in a copy of the mushroom universe renamed the SMG4 Universe, universe 6969, Uni-6968
"Pingas" said SMG4 Mario
"Ok now say that for 10 hours" said SMG4 recording SMG4 Mario for a new video
"Hey SMG4?" said SMG4 Mario "where is my spaghetti?"
"Hey! I said only say Pingas Mario!" said SMG4, angry
"SMG4," said Meggy "our copy of One Piece has something off"
"What?" said SMG4 and SMG4 Mario
Later
"Why is there Mario?" asked Fishy Boopskins
"I dunno" said Saiko
"Well at least this one does not obses st spaghett and beat up that magma dudei" said Fishy Boopskins
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" said SMG4 Mario "This me does not like spaghetti?! He's a f*king fake!"
"I think they made a secret season," said Bob "I thought when there's Mario we will see Mario naked"
Little do they know that they would be a part of this fanfiction 3 fanfics later.
End