The setting on stage was a town covered in fake snow where lots of performers were walking around wishing each other Merry Christmas.
Outside a market of sorts; Sonic and MK both in 19th century clothes were each eating apples.
"You know, it's very weird how some fruits were very rare and fancy before this day and age. You can see an orange or a pineapple and want to savor every bite and smell you take of it since they were worth a fortune." said Sonic.
"They've become very common that you can buy them in a Target store for very cheap." said MK.
"Gotta love the nineteenth century over the twenty first century." said Sonic.
The two then noticed the audience and acted shocked.
"Oh, hey there." Sonic said before raising his hat, "Merry Christmas."
"You know, ever since it was first published back in 1843, A Christmas Carol had become such a popular story to read about around this time of year. In fact, it was so popular that it has been adapted many times over the years, theater productions, opera shows, ballet shows, films, TV specials, all that stuff. There just seems to be no end to any of it." said MK.
"But we here in this brand new one night only theater production have come up with our own version of A Christmas Carol that we plan on showing to you tonight. It involves the story of a genderbent version of Ebenezer Scrooge who for the sake of this show will be known as Edwina Scrooge." said Sonic.
He cleared his throat.
"It all began one Christmas Eve morning; people were getting some last minute Christmas shopping done, preparing for their Christmas feasts, and being kind to one another as was the Christmas tradition." said Sonic.
"And some people were doing business for charity and all that as well." spoke MK.
Sonic nodded.
"You're right MK, But there was one person who hated this holiday with all her heart, that person was so mean and cold hearted that even wolves stayed away from her!" spoke Sonic.
MK looked off stage.
"Speak of the devil, here comes the bat shit crazy bitch now." said MK.
Then Odalia Blight now in 19th century clothing was walking down the street as everyone looked at her.
Zee who had his prosthetic leg missing held a cup out.
"Money for a one legged person?" said Zee.
Odalia slammed her cane on Zee's head before walking off.
"Edwina Scrooge hated the whole Christmas season. She was the most vile." said Sonic.
"Cruel." said MK.
"Pig headed." said Sonic.
"Ugly." said MK.
"Selfish." said Sonic.
"Evil." said MK.
Odalia turned to the two.
"You can stop whenever." said Odalia.
"Stupid." said Sonic.
"Egotistical." said MK.
"Repulsive." said Sonic.
"Fat." said MK.
Odalia became mad as the audience laughed at all the comments Sonic and MK made.
"You're supposed to be narrators, not rude." said Odalia.
Coughing sounds are heard and Odalia glared at the cougher.
She drew out a pistol and shot the coughing person, making him drop dead before putting the pistol away.
"I think she just violated her parole." said MK.
"Eh, I would have done the same thing in her shoes." said Sonic.
Odalia walked towards a building that said Marley and Scrooge.
"Edwina Scrooge owned and operated a money lending business because there was to be money had in such a line of work at the time. Her two original business partners, the Marley cousins had died years prior to the start of this story and she had to take over." said MK.
Odalia stopped at the entrance and saw everyone had the Christmas spirit.
"Christmas time, bah humbug." said Odalia.
She opened the door and entered the building as the setting changed to inside the building where several workers including Roger who was dressed in 19th century clothes and had a glove over his left hand were busy at work bookkeeping and Roger turned to the miser.
"Good morning Lady Scrooge." said Roger.
"What's good about it?" Odalia said as she sat down at her desk.
Roger shook his head and dipped a feather pen in ink but a clanging sound was heard, shocking the meerkat.
He looked in the ink bottle.
"Great, frozen again." said Roger.
He pulled out a candle and set it on his table before pulling out a match which he struck on the desk to light it before using the match to light the candle.
Roger then held the ink bottle over the lit candle.
"The person you had just met is known as none other than Bob Cratchet, a family man with four kids of his own." said Sonic.
Roger dipped his pen in the ink and saw ink on it before nodding and set the bottle down and resumed writing stuff down.
"Bob Cratchet has two girls and two boys, with one of the boys playing a very crucial role in this story later on." said MK.
"But for the time being, it's time we bring in another character, someone who is known as one of Edwina Scrooge's only three living relatives, and the only one who even cares enough to visit her from time to time." said Sonic.
Soon the door opened and in came that person who was Edric.
"Merry Christmas everyone." said Edric.
"Merry Christmas." the bookkeepers said.
"It was none other then Edwina's nephew from her own brother, Fred Scrooge, a very polite young man who despite being disowned by his own aunt still visits her to invite her for a Christmas dinner every year." said Sonic.
"But she always turns them down." said MK.
Edric approached Odalia.
"Good morning Aunt Edwina. Very lovely day, isn't it?" said Edric.
"I don't see what's so lovely about it." said Odalia.
"Relax, my wife and I would just love it if you were to come over to our house tomorrow for Christmas." said Edric.
"No." said Odalia.
"See what I mean?" said MK.
"None of your family has ever seen you in years." said Edric.
"That's because they're dead to me." said Odalia.
"It was true, Edwina Scrooge had never spoken to any of her family members in years, but the reason being is because she disowned each and everyone of them for mundane reasons." said Sonic.
"She disowned her first born niece for moving to America to become a doctor and becoming much more famous and richer then her, Fred for eloping with a girl he just met, and the youngest niece for moving to the Dominican Republic and falling in love with a girl who didn't meet her aunts status requirements." said MK.
"Now get out of here before I toss you out myself." said Odalia.
Edric sighed and walked to the door.
"Merry Christmas to you Aunt Edwina." said Edric.
"And a bah humbug to you." said Odalia.
Edric left the stage, but returned and placed a wreath on the door.
"Would this be a bad time to ask for a raise to support for my son Tiny Tim?" said Roger.
Odalia groaned.
"Again with the supposedly ill son. I'm not paying you extra just so you can try and save the life of one person who may or may not be sick." said Odalia.
"But he really is sick and will die unless he gets an operation." said Roger.
"Let him die, that's one less person to worry about in life." said Odalia.
Roger sighed sadly.
"Yes Ma'am. But could I at least put some more wood in the fire place, it's very cold here and the other book keepers need their ink thawed out." said Roger.
Odalia shook her head.
"Fine, but it's coming out of your paycheck." said Odalia.
Roger walked over to the fireplace and put some logs in the fire place before getting back to work.
Odalia grunted.
"Heat costs money." said Odalia.
She then reached for a book.
"Better see if one of the people who I gave a loan to has paid it off yet." said Odalia.
She looked at the book and saw a piece of paper taped to the book that said Odalia Blight's Stinkiest Farts Ever.
"Odalia Blight's Stinkiest Farts Ever." Odalia said before becoming shocked by what she read, "Wait a minute."
Then Sonic and MK started laughing as Roger snickered and the audience laughed.
Odalia groaned and shook her head.
Even Scratch chuckled and he high fives Molly who put that there.
Just then the door opened and entered two collectors.
The charity collectors were portrayed by Total Drama reboot's first season champion Priya and her best friend Millie.
Odalia noticed the two and smiled.
"Customers." said Odalia.
She put the book back on the book shelf and approached the two girls.
"Welcome, welcome to Scrooge and Marley's Money Lending, what can I do for you two?" said Odalia.
Millie cleared her throat.
"Good day to you madam, we represent a non profit organization that believes in bringing hope to the poor and homeless." said Millie.
Odalia became confused.
"Huh?" said Odalia.
Roger looked at his boss.
"They're charity workers ma'am." said Roger.
Odalia nodded.
But then she became shocked.
"Wait, charity workers?" said Odalia.
"That's right, we're traveling around town to every business in town collecting donations to help our cause. So how much can we put you down for?" said Priya.
"Nothing." said Odalia.
The two girls looked at each other then at Odalia.
"You wish to remain anonymous?" said Millie.
"No, I wish to not donate. NOW WHEN I RETURN TO MY DESK, YOU TWO BETTER BE OUT OF HERE THE MINUTE I SIT ON MY DESK!" yelled Odalia.
She walked off as Sonic followed her while playing a tuba for each step she took.
MK, Roger, Priya, Millie, as well as the audience was laughing.
Odalia became mad and turned to Sonic.
"I'M NOT THAT FUCKING FAT, I PUSHED OUT THREE CHILDREN IN LIFE! DO THAT SHIT FOR THE OTHER FAT GIRL IN THE ROOM!" Odalia yelled while pointing to Millie, "SHE'S FATTER THAN ME!"
Everyone including the audience gasped in shock.
A cat and mouse who are celebrating Christmas gasped.
A duck family who are flying south stopped and gasped and fell.
The earth stopped moving.
Back in the theater; Millie became mad and walked next to Sonic who then gave her his tuba.
The girl then approached Odalia before slamming the tuba's big part over her head before playing it as the audience cheered happily.
She then walked next to Priya.
"It's very apparent when we're not wanted." said Millie.
She and Priya were about to walk off.
But Sonic stopped the athletic girl before removing his top hat and pulled out a sack of coins and gave it to her.
The two smiled and walked off.
"This couldn't get any worse then it already is." said Odalia.
But then some harp music as well as singing was heard, confusing Odalia.
She walked to the door and opened it up to see Skara was on the other side performing a Christmas song before stopping and looked at Odalia.
"What're you doing here?" said Odalia.
"Singing for some money to feed my family." said Skara.
Odalia shook her head before kicking Skara offstage as she screamed and crashing sounds were heard, shocking everyone.
MK who was scared looked at an equally scared Sonic.
"Should, should we leave until the next scene where Scrooge returns home?" said MK.
"Yeah, I'm all for that. Maybe even get a quick snack." said Sonic.
"Totally." said MK.
She and Sonic nervously walked offstage.
Roger turned to Odalia.
"Lady Scrooge, would it be alright if I take tomorrow off? Everyone's going to be at their own homes celebrating and no other business will be open." said Roger.
Odalia did some thinking.
"Alright, be with your family tomorrow, but come back early the day after." said Odalia.
Roger smiled.
"That's so good." said Roger.