Odalia was fast asleep in her bed.
"The clock had struck one, and Scrooge was awoken by a very bright light." said Sonic.
But then her bed started shaking violently and Odalia screamed before falling on the ground as the audience laughed.
MK laughed.
"Did we say bright light, we meant an alarm clock with a high powered bed shaker." said MK.
Odalia stood up groaning.
"If I had known that there'd be changes to such a classic like this, I wouldn't have agreed to doing this show." said Odalia.
"But then; Scrooge saw a very bright light for reals." Sonic said as a light shined on Odalia's face and she groaned.
"And from the light, a spirit emerged that had very impressive hips." said Sonic.
The light then changed to reveal Axel dressed in white.
"Hips and a waistline much more impressive then the person the spirit was visiting." said MK.
"Good, you're awake, I had a feeling that you wouldn't awaken to just my presence, so I used a clock with a bed shaker feature." said Axel.
Odalia groaned as the audience laughed.
"Who are you anyways?" said Odalia.
"I am the Ghost Of Christmas Past!" revealed Axel.
"Long past?" asked Odalia.
Odalia was then smacked across the face really hard by Axel and groaned in pain.
"ATTENTION!" yelled Axel.
Odalia stood at attention like a soldier.
"The Ghost of Christmas Past in life was a military school student with a drill Sargent nasty attitude who as a result of her personality couldn't even get a boyfriend crazy enough to want to stick by her side all the time." said Sonic.
MK nodded.
"She was really that crazy." said MK.
"Now, I'm here to show you the kind of person you were in the past before becoming the person you are today." said Axel.
"Could we maybe do this in a way that doesn't involve traveling to the past and forcing me to relive what could be some of the worst memories of my life I don't want to relive?" said Odalia.
But Axel smacked the witch across the face again.
This caused Odalia to fall off stage and in a trombone.
The audience cheered happily.
The trombone was pulled up onstage before Sonic played a loud note on it, pushing Odalia out of it.
"Now come, we've got a lot to see." said Axel.
Odalia groaned.
"A lot?" said Odalia.
Axel grabbed the witch before the two were yanked up into the air by a wire as the setting started to change.
"The spirit and Scrooge had traveled to the past to see the very things that set Scrooge down the path to becoming the very woman she turned into." said Sonic.
"The first stop was Scrooge's childhood when she was going through private school." said MK.
Axel and Odalia landed on the ground in some type of snowy place just outside a building where lots of children performers were playing with each other.
Odalia looked around in shock.
"Hey, I know these guys, these were my schoolmates. HEY GUYS, HEY, LOOK AT ME!" yelled Odalia.
"These are just shadows of your past, they cant see or hear you." said Axel.
Odalia became shocked before groaning.
"Now you tell me." said Odalia.
She then looked at Axel.
"Spirit, why have you brought me here of all places to start?" said Odalia.
The setting then changed to inside a classroom where a younger Edwina Scrooge who was portrayed by Amity in a green haired wig was doing some school work alone.
Odalia looked at her daughter.
"That's me." said Odalia.
"Yes, this was you, highly focused on school work and not having fun. Your dedication to education was the first step to you becoming the miser you are today." said Axel.
Amity looked at one thing in a book before writing something else down.
Sonic looked at MK.
"You think Amity was very happy about having to do this role since she's the spitting image of her mother when she was young?" said Sonic.
"Nah, but there's one thing she's very happy about." said MK.
"What's that?" said Sonic.
"Not having to look at her mother's fat ugly mug during this scene." said MK.
The two sassy teens started laughing as the audience joined in.
"Edwina Scrooge." said a voice.
Amity looked up to see Darius dressed as a teacher appearing and stood up.
"Yes headmaster?" said Amity.
"Why aren't you playing with all the other students? Life isn't always about knowledge." said Darius.
"I need to make something of myself in life." said Amity.
Darius chuckled.
"Well that's what's to be expected from a great student. You should consider going into business, it's the American way." said Darius.
MK appeared next to Darius.
"Darius." said MK.
Darius leaned down to MK who then whispered into his ear.
"Oh, right." said Darius.
He stood up and looked at Amity as MK walked away.
"It's the British way." said Darius.
MK smiled and walked off and she and Sonic sat on the shelf.
Amity sighed.
"It sounds very interesting headmaster." said Amity.
Just then the shelf Sonic and MK were on broke and the two fell with the statue.
This caused everyone to see that.
"I've been meaning to get that shelf fixed up." said Darius.
MK and Sonic who had the statue on his head in place of his top hat emerged from the rubble with MK glaring at the hedgehog.
"Nothing bad ever happens to narrators, huh?" said MK.
"Always a first time." said Sonic.
Odalia was laughing at Sonic and MK's misfortune.
But the hedgehog became mad and took the statue off his head before slamming it on Odalia's head, making her scream in pain before the hedgehog shoved a whole bunch of Taco Bell burritos and tacos down her throat.
The witch groaned before she began farting loudly.
The audience laughed as Odalia ran off and door closing sounds were heard followed by the sounds of lots of loud farting, plopping sounds, and toilet flushing sounds as everyone looked on.
"You know, I'm very certain that toilet will get a Tony Award." said Sonic.
"What for?" said MK.
"For putting up with Odalia's disgusting crap." said Sonic.
Everyone laughed.
The loud farting resumed before eventually finishing.
The Toliet came out and he was shocked.
"I'M DONE!" He shouted and took out a gun and shot himself and he fell and exploded.
Everyone looked down sadly.
MK reached into her hat and pulled out a bouquet of flowers which she set down on the ground close to where the toilet exploded and Sonic noticed in confusion.
"You keep a bouquet of flowers in your hat?" said Sonic.
MK nodded.
"Who doesn't?" She asked.
"Any sane person would never do that." Said Sonic.
Odalia returned on stage sighing before looking at Axel.
"Spirit, is this all that I'm to see from the past?" Said Odalia.
Axel shook her head no.
"There's more!" She said.
"I was afraid of that." Said Odalia.
"Hopefully she ends up seeing the moment her husband gave her divorce papers again." Said Sonic.
MK nodded and laughed.
"That would be a good moment to see." Said MK.
Sonic chuckled and Scratch who was backstage shook his face.
"Of course." said Scratch.