"God, I look stupid with this thing on my head," whined Carter, as he was still in the elevator with Meg and Joe.
"And yet it's supposed to make you smarter," teased Joe who laughed. "Stay focus, Joe." He then tells himself.
Joe has his shotgun trained once the elevator doors open, only for him and Meg to widen their eyes when they see people locked in cells, each of them having a one-eyed starfish latched onto their faces.
"What the hell is this?" asked Flagg.
"I thought you were looking for Project Starfish," said Thinker. "What, you weren't expecting any actual starfish involved?"
"Well, I wasn't expecting any people with Starfish on their faces," admitted Joe. "Anyway, who are they?"
"Basically anyone who got too close to the truth. You see, thirty years ago American astronauts found an alien floating around in space and thought it was a good idea to bring it back to Earth with them. The United States government entrusted me to experiment on it in another country so that nobody knows they were responsible."
Both Ratcatcher 2 and Rick Flagg flinch when they see the alien known as Starro lays its giant arm on a window before them where it is currently being kept.
"Yeah, it's gotten a whole lot bigger over years," said the Thinker.
"Is it because you sent all these people for it to brainwash?" asked Flagg.
"No, it turns out it gets bigger whenever it gets horny. I showed it my porn video over years I experimented on it."
"Hold it right there, you sick bastard!" cried Peacemaker, who arrived holding everyone at gunpoint.
"The hell are you doing here?" asked Flagg. "You're supposed to be upstairs planting explosives."
"Okay, but can you at least delete all my porn videos first?" asked the Thinker.
"I told you I didn't trust him."
"Your records are located in those computers?" Flagg asked the Thinker.
"Yeah, and so are all my porn videos. Why?"
Colonel Flagg storms over to a data rack and breaks it open to retrieve a flash drive.
"Joe, what are you doing?" asked Meg. "Who are you going to show that to?"
"The press, I'm tired of being kept in the dark. Everyone needs to know the truth."
"I can't let you do that, Joe," said Peter. "Waller entrusted me to destroy those records, and she promised I'd get to meet James Gunn so that I could give him a few ideas for his line of DC movies."
Soon everyone notices the ceiling rumbling above them.
"Damn it, you idiots set off the explosives too early," said the Thinker. "You've screwed us all!"
"Just to be fair," said Peter. "I wasn't up there when the explosives went off."
Just then, the entire ceiling collapses upon them.
Meanwhile, the other half of the Suicide Squad are on an upper level, still busily applying explosives.
Outside, the soldiers await the arrival of their new president, Mateo Suarez (played by Sam Elliot), who arrives on horseback with country music playing behind him.
"Alright, everyone act cool," said one of the soldiers in Spanish. He then walks up to Suarez. "Presidente Elliot, a while ago some people broke into the building and managed to lock us all out. We've been trying to break in and had no luck at it. We await your order on what we should do."
"You know, it's been a while since I last stared in a Superhero film," replied Suarez, oblivious as to what the soldiers said to him in Spanish. "Last time was the year 2007, Ghost Rider with Nicholas Cage."
"He didn't understand a single word you said, did he?" another soldier said to the first one in English. "How the hell did we end up getting an American president anyway?"
"Okay, they're still outside," said Bloodsport, spying on the soldiers through the window. "Come on, we still got nine more floors left."
The rest of the Suicide Squad enters an office workspace while King Shark stays behind to talk to some fish kept in an aquarium inside the building. "Hey, have any of you met Aquaman before? He seems like the kind of human I can hang out with in the sea."
"Hey, aren't you supposed to help your friends with that important thing you haven't exactly specified to us?" asked one of the fish.
"And more importantly, don't think you should tell them what happened to your friend Peacemaker?" asked another fish.
"I would, but I'd like to explore the rest of the building before my colleagues and I blow it up and kill all of you. Oh, did I not mention that? Must have slipped my mind."
In the office space, the explosives being carried by Polka Dot man spill out of the bag they were in. "God, damn it," he said as he bent down to pick them up.
Milton is gunned down by two soldiers who enter via the entrance on the other side of the room. Polka Dot Man yelps in surprise at Milton's death before he then fires his signature shapes at the two soldiers in front of him, disintegrating them on site.
"Oh my god, they killed Milton!" said Mort.
"Who's Milton?" asked Jillian. "All I see is Bruce lying dead before us."
"Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure he would've taken a bullet for us," said Bloodsport.
"He would?" asked Jillian.
"I don't know, I'm just saying that to cheer him up."
As more soldiers rush in, both Bloodsport and Polka Dot Man open fire at them. However, Harley sees a dot about an explosive lying on the floor. "No!" she cried as she leaped towards Mort, saving him from the explosion that immediately occurred.
Soon water tears a hole through the ceiling and floods the room. Billy Finn pokes his head through the surface, followed by the fish he chatted with earlier. As the fish surrounds him, they bear their fangs and start gnawing on him, causing him to yell in pain.
"What the hell did you do to make them so mad?" asked Jillian, as he and Mort try to pull the fish off him. "Aren't you friends with fish?"
"I was being too honest with them! I told them we were going to kill them all once we destroyed the building!"
The top of the building collapses in on itself, sending Billy Finn sliding out through a massive hole in the wall the explosives made earlier. He moans in pain as he lands before the soldiers. "I think... I think I'm still alive..." The soldier open fire at Billy before Tim assaults one of them and rips off his head.
"You know you're too late," said the soldier's head who is still in Tim's mouth. "We already killed your dolphin friend."
"I don't care," said Tim. "I'm tired of being a stunt double anyway."
The team planting the explosive makes a run for it when they see the floor collapsing, now that the tower is falling apart.
"Okay, we're all going to make a big jump to that wall over there!" said Jerome. "If you can stick the landing, you'll make it, so get ready!"
As the three of them leap, the scene briefly pauses with them floating in midair.
"Made it!" cried Mort as he landed safely.
"Made it!" cried Jillian as she also landed safely.
As for Jerome, he curses out loud as he fails to stick the landing and plummets.
"Oh no," said Jillian as she and Mort watch Jerome fall. "Was he Milton again?"
Bloodsport manages to land his feet firmly onto a floor below him, but it breaks apart and collapses onto other floors below it.
In the basement, the Thinker is grabbed by multiple tendrils from broken window, where Starro was once imprisoned. "Oh god, please, I'm sorry!" Carter begged for his life. "I'm sorry I kept my secret stash of porn magazine from you! I was just trying to hide them from my wife, I swear!" The Thinker yells in pain as Starro tears off an arm and leg and throws the rest of the Thinker at a window, splattering his blood all over it.
Peacemaker in lying on the ground with Rick Flagg on top of him, strangling him by placing a pipe over his throat. Peacemaker picks up a piece of shrapnel and rams it into Flagg's chest, fatally stabbing him in the heart.
"Huh, Waller did see me as disposable after all," said Flagg. "Then again, I am a side character, aren't I?" He then collapses once he dies.
Peacemaker sees Ratcatcher steal the hard drive for herself before she then runs away with it.
Once Bloodsport finally lands on the base floor, he sees Ratcatcher 2 on the ground with Peacemaker pointing a gun at her head.
"Dad, please," she whimpered. "I'm your daughter, remember? You don't want to kill me!"
"Shut up, Meg!" said Peter. "I don't think anyone will miss you anyway." He then sees Jerome standing before him.
Both Peacemaker and Bloodsport narrow their eyes before they then fire bullets at each other. The bullet fired by Bloodsport is smaller compared to the one fired by Peacemaker that it easily tears through it before hitting him directly in the chin. "How?"
"Smaller bullets," answered Bloodsport.
"Really? Are smaller bullets more deadly than bigger bullets?"
"I don't know, man, but I shot you anyway, so there."
"Well played, Jerome. Well played." He then collapses as he dies.
"Hey," said Brain to Jerome. "I couldn't help but notice that you landed on your directly on your feet while you were falling, like a cat."
"I've watched a lot of cat videos in the event where I find myself falling to my death."
"Watching cat videos helps you land on your feet?"
"Yeah, man."
Soon the rest of the Suicide Squad, with Tim now playing as King Shark, appear and witness Bloodsport shoot Peacemaker.
"Oh my god, Jerome," said Jillian. "You just shot Peter."
"Yeah, you got him right between the balls," said Tim, impressed. Everyone stares at him, disturbed by his comment. "Uh... I meant his chin, they just look like balls, you know?"
Suddenly, the building starts shaking again. As Tim takes a long drag on his Cuban cigarette, his eyes widen as he sees a giant arm bursts through the ground floor.
The Suicide Squad flee from the remnants of Jotunheim to where the soldiers are before it is completely destroyed by Starro (played by Rogu) who roars upon freeing itself and says, "Rogu."
Back at Argus headquarters, Waller staff wakes up as the feed comes back on and stare in shock at Starro via the monitors.
"Hey, are you seeing that thing before us?" Economos asked a man seated next to him.
"Yeah," he said.
"Good, a second ago, I thought I was on drugs."
The soldiers open fire at Starro, but to no avail. Starro stares back at the soldiers, "Rogu gets back at people who are complete dicks to him."
Starro lifts up his left arm and a swarm of extension pop out from it. Everyone stares at bewilderment at the extensions until one of the lands onto a soldier's face, before more do the same.
Sam Elliott watches as the extensions take over the soldiers around him and takes off his hat. "Well, it looks like both my acting career and my life are at an end. I'm off to go see my cousin Mayor Adam West. Anyway, it was nice of you folks to have me be in the James Gunn episode." An extension lands on his face and dies.
The Suicide Squad watch as the soldiers are resurrected and then follow Starro to the city ahead.
"Rogu takes over city, and then world," said Starro.
"Rogu takes over city, and then world," said the soldiers behind him.
"Wow, that is one (censored)-up alien," said Jillian.
"I think that's Roger's kid," said Tim. "I heard he was born from a brain tumor."
"Task Force X, what the hell's going?" asked Waller via headset.
"Waller, we made a terrible mistake," said Ratcatcher 2. "We released Project Starfish and now it's on a rampage."
"Well, you at least destroyed the records. That's all that matters. Congratulations, Task Force X."
Bloodsport contemplates as he sees people panicking as they flee from Starro before they too get brainwashed by its extensions. "The hell with us," he said, defying Waller. "How about we prove we're more than just side characters by killing that alien?"
"Yeah!" cried everyone in agreement. They then turn to Tim, still smoking on his cigar.
"What? I thought we were done already!" he whined. "...Fine. But just for the record, you're more at fault for this than I am."
"Uh, Mrs. Waller, the Suicide Squad are defying your orders," said a staff member.
"Well then, blow their heads up. I'm going to take any bull crap from them-"
Waller is rendered unconscious by Flo Crawley (played by Auntie Momma), who breathes heavily in rage from doing it. "Don't just stand there," she said to all the staff members. "Help Task Force X already!" She then farts aloud and says, "I'm outrageous!"
Everyone groans in disgust. "Who the hell are you, anyway?" asked a man.
"I'm Donna's uncle Kevin," said Auntie Momma in a deep, manlier voice, which disturbs everyone else even more. "Except she doesn't know I'm a man, so just call me Auntie Momma instead."