The ever changing Super Smash Brothers Manor in the Garden of Hope from Pikmin 3, the manor being much smaller in size as was everyone else inside. Lady Palutena was looking for fanfiction of herself on the computer in one of the various breaker rooms as she noticed something interesting.
"Huh?" Palutena remarked as she squinted her eyes, noticing a particularly interesting looking fanfic. "Palutena's Smash Mishaps... sounds fun!" She then was about to click on it...
...when suddenly; out of nowhere, completely unexpectedly: from the depths of the unknown...!
...from the least suspected place possible.
...out of all the possible times...?
-To all the possible characters...
...at all the possible situations...
...
...in the very-
"GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!" Shadow The Hedgehog growled as he was practicing his brawling skills on the sandbag in the dojo within the manor's basement, getting annoyed at the announcer.
...So anyway, the black hedgehog's edgy outburst aside, the manor began shaking violently!"
"Oh no!" Palutena exclaimed as she placed her hands on her face, falling off her chair backwards as her legs were in the air.
The manor's rooftop collapsed on the highest floor, which luckily had no one present as the Smashers began panicking!
"It's the end of the world! Runaway!" Megaman exclaimed: he aimed at a nearby wall and blasted it with his Mega Buster, jumping through and landing on top of a giant Bulborb, which munched down on him.
Pac-Man simply made worried gestures since he turned into a pizza pie, chomping his way towards the western direction, with Mr. Game-and-Watch following as R.O.B. attempted to calm everyone down, but failed. The Villagers were simply moving in place with fear in their eyes as the Wii Fit Trainers simply were exercising, with the Mii Fighters trying their best to hold back up the ceiling as they couldn't overpower the strength of the collapsing rooftop. Captain Olimar was running back and forth alongside all his colorful Pikmin, the manor shaking again as another floor was crushed, flattening several Smashers. Palutena realized that this was potentially bad news, as she got back up, dusting herself off.
"That's it! It's time for a lovely goddess to do her magic!" Palutena exclaimed as she held her staff in the air, glancing at the ceiling with dignity. "JUMANJI!"
The manor shook again, but this time no floors were crushed as Palutena kept on staring at the ceiling.
"...AFRO CIRCUS!" Palutena commanded as she slammed her staff on the floor, still having a look of determination on her face.
And then all of a sudden, the manor was transformed into one giant rainbow colored, polkadot afro, with Palutena and the remaining surviving Smashers singing afro circus as they were dancing along, having a good time and scaring the Bulborbs that were waddling around it. Master Hand and Crazy Hand came back from glove shopping as they noticed what was occurring before them.
"...What the actual hell?" Master Hand gawked as he couldn't believe his... non existing eyes.
"Ooh! Looks fun!" Crazy Hand squealed as he dropped his bags full of gloves and zipped on over to join Palutena and the smashers in their dancing, pulling out a rainbow afro out of nowhere as he moved along with them.
Master Hand sighed in defeat as he rested on the giant rock, knowing that it was going to be a long time before sanity returned to the Smashers.
"...Nothing better than making pancakes in the morning," R.O.B. stated as he was in the kitchen of his own room within the Smash Mansion, enjoying some nice cooking time as he had stacks of pancakes surrounding him on the table, despite the fact that he did not need to consume such meals. "Now I can focus on what it was that I mentioned yesterday-"
Suddenly his room began to shake, with the Robotic Operation Buddy turning his metal head around as he heard a gleeful giggle, followed by him being smashed to the wall by Palutena, the green haired goddess having an appetite for pancakes.
"OOH, PANCAKES!" Palutena exclaimed as she began wolfing down on the pancake stacks that were cooked while ROB groaned weakly, with the Goddess of Light letting out some bassy farts because the pancakes went right through her heavenly body, filling the room with a bizarre sweet stink of syrup.
"Goddamn it." ROB groaned for he decided to just blast the gassy goddess and decided to make anew with the fluffy cakes of the pan variety.
"Something tells me that we took a wrong turn." Palutena murmured while holding a map since she wasn't sure where she ended up.
"Come on you say that like we're lost." Pit asked since he felt his angel wings flap.
Palutena frowned upon tilting her green haired head back. "...But we are..."