Palutena's Smash Mishaps

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Lady Palutena joins the Super Smash Brothers, and staying with them will prove to be more than a feat for the lovely, gassy, playful goddess... can she managed to withstand the madness of Smash Bros, or will she make things even more crazy for the Smashers? I hope not, Lady Palutena can get zany when she's allowed to let loose... "Pit, are you typing the summary about me?" ...No...

3. Curry Burns You Up

Lady Palutena yawned as she stretched her arms, scratching her butt with her right hand as she blinked. "You know, there could be more excitement in this tent."

"We live in a tent now?" Popo remarked as she blinked, tilting his head to the right as he was playing Pokemon Y on his light colored 3DS..

Indeed, the Smash Mansion was relocated to a green tent on a green hill, with the hill surrounded by dark purple trees without leaves as it was near Luigi's Mansion, which was going under renovations.

"Something exciting could happen. But I don't know what." Palutena remarked as she felt her stomach grumble. "Hmm. Getting hungry. I wonder what's for dinner..."

Getting up and walking around to get some ideas into her head, the goddess stopped in her tracks as she noticed that R.O.B. was carrying a shipment of burning curry in a wooden box using his metal arms, squealing as she clapped her hands together, running up to the grayish robot.

"Ooh! Curry!" Palutena stated as she began gobbling up the curry.

"N-no, wait!" R.O.B. exclaimed, only to be severely burnt as Palutena spewed out hot flames from her mouth, screaming as she dropped her staff, running around the tent and burning the various Smashers in her way, causing the entire tent to catch on fire as a thunderstorm popped up over the tent, with a powerful bolt of lightning zapping it as it exploded in such a fiery fashion that Michael Bay would cry tears of joy.

"Idiots." Dry Bowser remarked as he rolled his eyes, heading to Luigi's Mansion alongside Toadette and Petey Piranha as they were hired to help on with the renovations.

Silver The Hedgehog appeared with a green umbrella in his right hand as he had several cardboard boxes full of different topped pizza in his left hand, gawking as he noticed the sizzled remains of the tent that was suppose to be the mansion.

"Errr... maybe I'll come back later..." Silver stated as he headed back to Sonic Adventure's Station Square, simply shaking his head at the event that had just occurred in front of him, with Lemmy Koopa rolling by on several tires as he was looking for tires to sell to the denizens of the woods.