Lady Palutena was in the Smash House located inside the famous StarFox Arwing as she was watching The female Wii Fit Trainer exercising her legs in the gym as Popo, the male blue Ice Climber, dashed into the gym, approaching Palutena as he moved his hands around.
"Hey Miss Palutena, you want to go onto the top of the Arwing and get a good look of Corneria?" Popo asked as he faced Palutena.
Palutena smiled as she stood up, stretching her arms. "Sounds like a plan, Popo! I'm getting tired of watching the Wii Fit Trainer staying fit."
"I can hear you, ya know!" Wii Fit Trainer exclaimed back as Palutena rolled her eyes, leaving the gym with Popo.
On top of the Arwing, the two Smashers sat down on the very front, looking out towards the western direction as there was nothing but a dark starry blue night sky and a vast blue ocean, with the moon reflecting down on it. Palutena smirked as she got an idea.
"I know how to spice up this night," Palutena told Popo as she waved her staff around, transforming the entire sea into an ocean of hot, red molten magma, with lava plumes emerging out as several burned the Arwing.
Popo wiped his forehead as he began sweating a lot. "Phew! I forgot that I get really sweaty when we get into fire themed areas. Maybe it's because of this parka." He then began to take it off, when he realized he was next to Palutena. "Oh... I forgot I was with someone..."
Palutena smiled as she held her hands together, tilting her head to the right. "If you want, you can shed off your climber clothes. I don't mind."
Popo began blushing as he lifted up his parka with both of his hands. "D-do... do you really want me to?"
Palutena simply laughed at Popo's embarrassed expense as suddenly Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, and Wolf O' Donnell all ran up onto the top of the arwing, all of them angry as they approached Palutena and Popo.
"Hey! Did you change the landscape again, Pal!?" Fox angrily barked as he turned Palutena around.
Palutena rolled her eyes as she glanced down at the much smaller, anthropomorphic fox. "And what if I did? I can do what I want, I'm a goddess!"
"Doesn't mean squat! You're a smasher, and we can't have you doing this shit when we're trying to cool off!" Falco exclaimed as he crossed his feathery arms together.
Wolf nodded in agreement as he clenched his fists, snarling. "Yeah! And I was in the middle of resting up, too!"
Everyone glanced at Wolf as he appeared a bit flustered, growling as he barked back at them.
"I'm preparing for a match! Get off my back!" Wolf snapped, revealing his sharp claws and teeth.
Palutena patted Wolf on the head as she chuckled. "Sounds like the cranky wolf needs his leash again."
Wolf, feeling insulted twice, then bit Palutena on the arm, causing her to scream as she smacked Wolf on the head with her staff, causing Fox and Falco to attack her as a brawl ensued, with Popo getting thrown in the mix as the Arwing tilted towards the magma sea, due to Fox and Falco not driving the entire aircraft. The Arwing then sunk into the lava, with everyone screaming in pain as they all severely burned to... well, death. It's a fanfic, they'll be fine. They faced much worse, anyway.
"Palutena!" Master Hand angrily bellowed as he was the last victim to burn, knowing that this bullshit was her doing.