Lady Palutena was walking down the hallway as she hummed to herself, with Lucina walking right up to her as she observed the goddess' figure.
"Can I.. help you...?" Palutena asked as she placed her hands on her hips, watching Lucina walk around her.
"Who's butt is bigger, yours or mine?" Lucina asked as she glanced at her butt, then faced Palutena.
Palutena glanced at her butt, then looked at Lucina's rear as she smirked. "Well I would say mine is. Namely because I'm a goddess."
Lucina growled as she clenched her fists. "Just because you're a higher being than me doesn't mean that I have a smaller butt."
Palutena nodded as she placed her right hand on her face, her right elbow resting on her left hand. "True. I also have the deeper pitched farts."
Lucina's right eye twitched as she rolled her hands around. "What does farting have to do with this?"
"It shows how big the mass of your ass is." Palutena admitted as she bent over and released a brassy fart, smiling as she faced Lucina.
Lucina scoffed as she wafted the air with her left air. "Oh does it now?" She then stretched her arms as she placed her hands on her stomach, raising her right hand. "Well get a load of this."
Lucina farted a deeper pitched toot than Palutena, surprising the goddess as a female sword Mii and Pac-Man passed by, both sighing in annoyance.
"Great, just what we need, another flatulent female Smasher." The female Mii stated as she shook her head, shrugging.
"Don't we have plenty of them?" Pac-Man asked the female Mii as they both watched Palutena and Lucina ripping brassy farts after each other, with Ganondorf simply walking by carrying a wooden crate full of items.
"Apparently not." Ganondorf stated as Lucina's fart shook the entire mansion, causing some of the rooms to collapse as various screams were heard.
"Oh great! I think I just stained my blue dress!" Lucina pouted as she glanced at her blue robe, to see a brown stain around her butt as she groaned.
Palutena laughed as she pointed at Lucina. "Yeah, you don't feel so high and mighty anymore, don't ya?"
Embarrassed, Lucina ran down the hallway, covering her butt with her hands as Palutena kept laughing, with Pit walking past Lucina as he turned to Palutena, placing his hands on his hips.
"You had another farting contest, didn't you?" Pit remarked as he squinted his eyes.
A wide smirk appeared on Palutena's face as she released a dragged out bassy fart, giggling as Pit sighed, shrugging as he headed to the cafeteria.
