Lady Palutena was humming as she was brushing her hair, with Shadow The Hedgehog walking by as he squinted his eyes at the green haired goddess.

"You brush your hair?" Shadow remarked as he folded his arms

Palutena nodded as she turned to Shadow, smirking. "Of course. Gotta keep my pretty look."

"...Huh. Right." Shadow stated as he headed out of the room and back down the hallway.

Palutena was shoving donuts down her mouth as Jigglypuff and Ganondorf watched, the two donut makers glancing at each other as they were surprised at how hungry Palutena was.

"She sure loves sweets, doesn't she?" Jigglypuff asked as she turned to Ganondorf.

"I would say so." Ganondorf admitted as he pointed at Palutena, noticing her placing the donuts into her hair. "Certainly enough to make her do that."

Palutena glared at the two Smashers as she winkled her nose. "Do you two mind? I'm trying to enjoy myself here!"

Jigglypuff and Ganondorf both shrugged as they went back to making donuts, with Palutena eating the sugary treats and stuffing them into her hair for later.

Palutena was enjoying the great breeze as she was riding on top of the Halberd, being much larger size as a way to justify sitting on top of the deck. Palutena sighed of relief as she felt her hair blowing back.

"Now this is more like it!" Palutena stated, her eyes closed as she patted her hands on the deck. "A nice breeze, a great view of the red sky and red sea, and nothing but smooth sailing ahead!"

"You better not do any damage to my ship up there." Meta Knight growled as he was steering his ship from inside, looking down at an electronic screen due to Palutena blocking off his view, specifically her big butt.

Palutena laughed as she waved her right hand. "Oh don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything drastic..." She then felt her stomach grumble loudly, causing her to gasp as she placed her right hand on her face. "Uh... oh dear..."

Palutena bent over, her butt in full view of Meta Knight's sight as the green haired goddess released a big brassy fart that destroyed all the windows on the Halberd, causing the entire ship to go down into the sea with Palutena as Meta Knight jumped ship, growling in annoyance as he was quite pissed off at Palutena for ruining his ship, soaring through the air using his wings.

Palutena resurfaced, gasping as her entire hair was wet, causing her to groan. "Great! Now I have to get a new pedicure for my hair..." She grumbled as she placed her hands on her head, her eyes widening as she released a few fart bubbles shortly afterwards.

Palutena whistled to herself as she was placing up new paintings in her room, with a blonde female Mii swords user coming in as she placed her hands on her hips.

"So, what was the connection between all the events that occurred to you?" The Mii asked as she faced Palutena.

Palutena smirked as she turned to the Mii. "Oh, it's simple." She then pushed her green hair back with her right hand. "It's my great, glorious goddess hair!"

"...So that's what this is all about." The Mii sighed as she shrugged, leaving the room as Palutena continued to hang up pictures.