Lady Palutena was screaming joyfully as she was riding on top of an airplane, of which was heading towards the Sunshine Airport. Now why would a goddess be riding on top of a plane?
"Because it's fun, plus the wind blows my hair better up here!" Palutena remarked as she then began rubbing her butt on top of the airplane. "And it makes for a great butt scratcher!"
The people inside the plane all screamed as they were quite disgusted at Palutena being quite disgusting as Palutena farted a big brassy poot on the airplane, causing the awful sulfur like stench to spread across the entire plane.
"I'm crashing this plane..." Palutena remarked as she let loose another enormous deep pitched toot, "...With no survivors!"
The pilot couldn't focus due to the awful stench, causing the plane to come crashing all the way down into the Sunshine Airport, greatly damaging the airport terminal as the entire place caught on fire.
Dry Bowser and Wendy O' Koopa both pulled up in their own Koopa Klown Kars, the two reptiles looking at each other as they squinted their eyes.
"What the hell happened here?' Wendy asked as she placed her hands on her face.
Dry Bowser sighed as he pulled out a pair of binoculars, looking directly to notice a heavily damaged and burnt Palutena amongst the flames. "Looks like one of your Smashing neighbors destroyed the entire racecourse."
"Predictable." Wendy sighed as she rolled her eyes, adjusting her pink bow. "And knowing how Master Hand instructed, I'm gonna be the one tasked to bring her back..."
Several long hours of pain later, Palutena was returned to the Smash Mansion in the Battlefield by Wendy, with the female Koopaling chucking the greatly bandaged goddess onto Dark Pit, who was simply enjoying the view of the area.
"Ugh!" Dark Pit groaned as he was crushed by Palutena's heavy body, his legs twitching in pain. "You could have aimed at a better area!"
Wendy simply shrugged as she rolled her eyes, not giving a fuck as she headed back into the mansion, leaving Dark Pit to remain crushed.