Lady Palutena was jogging around the Smash Mansion with the female, blue shirt Wii Fit Trainer as she was feeling exhausted, both of them heading into the garage as Palutena sat down on the floor, trying to catch her breath and cool herself off.

"Phew! I know I can go fast as one of my many custom moves, but this is quite ridiculous!" Palutena exclaimed as she rolled her fight hand around. "How about we take a breather, WFT?"

The Wii Fit Trainer shrugged as she placed her hands on her hips. "Sure. It'll allow your body to recover and catch your breath."

Palutena smiled, stretching her arms as she turned her head to the right, spotting one of the parked, blue colored Landmasters. "Hey! Those look like fun!" Palutena stated as she rubbed her hands on the side of the Landmaster, her eyes beginning to glitter. "I sure hope Fox and Falco don't mind..."

"Palutena, no." Wii Fit Trainer warned as she approached her, placing her hands on Palutena's shoulders. "Do you know what happened the last time someone took their vehicle without permission?"

Palutena scoffed as she rolled her eyes. "Oh please. I'll be fine. I'm a goddess, after all." She then opened up the cockpit of the Landmaster, getting in and closing it up as she looked at all of the controls. "Now, how the hell do I drive this thing...?"

Palutena started up the Landmaster, causing it to start rolling forward as the Wii Fit Trainer stumbled back, watching in disbelief as her eyes widened, with Palutena smashing through the garage door of the Smash Mansion as she headed down the street, with the Smash Mansion being in Smashville as it headed towards the northern direction, accidentally knocking down many trees as the various random Animal Crossing animals screamed, running out of the way as the Landmaster blasted Town Hall by mistake, rolling over a wooden bridge and causing it to collapse. Silver The Hedgehog and R.O.B. both came over, wondering what was going on as they noticed the giant gap in the garage door, glancing at each other and then at the Wii Fit Trainer, who turned to the two.

"What happened?" Silver asked as he moved his hands around. "It looks like something out of a disaster movie here!"

Wii Fit Trainer sighed as she placed her right hand on her face. "Palutena wanted to try out a Landmaster."

"...So you just allowed her to?" R.O.B. gawked as he moved his robotic arms around, shaking his metal head. "You know Fox and Falco don't like it when people play around with their equipment."

"I know, but this is Palutena we're talking about." Wii Fit Trainer responded as she placed her left hand on R.O.B.'s metal shoulder, smiling. "I'm sure she'll manage to make things better."


Two hours later, all of Smashville was on fire and in ruins, with Palutena still driving in the Landmaster. Silver, Wii Fit Trainer, and R.O.B. looked on in dismay from the rooftop of the mansion as they couldn't believe how much destruction was caused.

"Oh God... oh Perfect Chaos... oh Solaris... oh Gaia... oh Arceus... oh dear Sakurai... and oh all other godly beings... Master Hand is going to be so fucking pissed..." Silver gulped as he placed his hands on his face. "Goodness knows what punishment he'll give us..."

"I'm more worried on how enraged Fox and Falco will be." Wii Fit Trainer stated as she placed her left hand on her chin. "Falco especially. I heard he gets all sorts of nasty when he's mad."

"Believe me, neither of them will cut anyone slack when something manages to fuel their rage," R.O.B. stated to both of them as they all felt the mansion shake, with Palutena driving the Landmaster through the entrance door of the mansion, causing the Landmaster to accidentally fire off another laser as the mansion's entry floor was wrecked.

Falco Lombardi whistled as he left his tavern, his eyes bulging out of his eye sockets as he couldn't believe the sight in front of him.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Falco remarked as he recognized the Landmaster, placing his right feathery hand on his head. "Fox's Landmaster! Why the hell would he drive it in here!?" He then noticed that the Landmaster was attempting to head up the stairs, seeing the gap and taking a glance out, to see all of Smashville was reduced into ashes, squinting his eyes as he folded his arms, turning around. "All right, so it's established that someone hijacked Fox's Landmaster."

Falco then jumped onto the top of the Landmaster, opening its cockpit to see a nervous Palutena inside, who chuckled nervously as she waved.

"Sis, you are in deep shit." Falco remarked as he had the strength to somehow pull Palutena up, glaring right at her as the Landmaster suddenly exploded, with Palutena accidentally summoning a Smart Bomb.

And yes, both Fox McCloud and Master Hand were very angry. Fox especially, because now he had to ask either Falco or Wolf O' Donnell for their Landmasters to use. And Palutena's punishment for the rest of the night? To be trapped in a small enclosed room, listening to Slippy Toad and Peppy Hare chatter on endlessly, often with repeated comments. This was most definitely torturing for Palutena, as she had her goddess powers temporarily revoked for this very reason.

The moral of the story? Don't hijack someone else's Landmaster.