Lady Palutena was meditating alongside Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, and Toadette on the stage of Pikmin's Distant Planet, with the female Wii Fit Trainer meditating alongside the girls.

"Yes... just soak in the atmosphere, and breathe in slowly..." The Wii Fit Trainer stated as she held her hands together, her feet touching each other as the girls did the same thing.

"Man... I gotta go pee." Peach remarked as she frowned, her eyes closed shut as she had mixed expressions on her face.

"Hold it in like a big girl, princess." Palutena stated as she opened her eyes, glancing at Peach. "Being at one with your mind is a good thing."

"...I never knew how relaxing this could be..." Amy stated as she tilted her head back.

"Yeah. I'm gonna go tell Daisy about this when I go to Waluigi's Taco Stand later!" Toadette exclaimed as she opened her eyes.

The WFT stood up and stretched her arms as Palutena, Amy, and Toadette did the same, with Peach screaming as she held down her privates underneath her pink dress.

"Ooh, I can't take it anymore! I gotta go!" Peach exclaimed as she began to run, only to be smacked in the back of the head by Palutena's staff.

"You're not going anywhere!" Palutena stated as she grabbed Peach, pulling the pink clad princess back by tugging on her blonde hair.

Peach screamed in pain as Amy, Toadette, and the Wii Fit Trainer watched in disbelief, with all of them glancing at each other and shrugging as they resumed their meditation, with Palutena handcuffing Peach to her as Peach cried, feeling like she could wet herself at any moment.


Palutena just wanted to have a day to enjoy the sun setting in Skyworld, but unfortunately Pit was too stupid and had himself cloned three times, with a trio of different colored Pits running around while the original Kid Icarus angel charged after them.

"Pit, why couldn't you just restrain yourself just this once?" Palutena asked as she felt the green colored Put tugging her long green hair.

"I didn't think I would get so crazy!" Pit apologized as he was trying to hold back his red clone from eating up all the food sprawling in the temple.

"Chaos! Must cause mayhem!" Blue Pit exclaimed as he fired off his annoying blue tinted arrows everywhere.

"Ooh, my fair Lady Palutena... your hair is so soft..." Green Pit admitted as he began drooling in delight.

"Gimmie all the food! I'm starving here!" Red Pit snapped as he pushed his original being off of him and snatched up several different treats, stuffing them into his mouth.

Palutena sighed as she got up, pulling out her staff that she had hidden as she slammed the floor with it, forcing the three color coordinated Pits to her as she then became bigger. Pit could only watch in dismay as his three clones were squashed on and then farted on by Palutena's farting big butt, with the gassy goddess realizing this was the way all along.