Lady Palutena was watching the daily soap opera during the afternoon at the mansion's living room, which was on the western side of the Smash Mansion, of which was currently in Onett as a set of commercials was going on, with the telephone ringing. Palutena picked it up, answering it.
"Hello? No, sorry, this is not Caesar's Pizza Palace." Palutena remarked as she folded her arms together, murmuring. "You know, I wonder how many times Bowser attacked this phone. It looks like it has his marks."
"You can tell simply from glancing at the phone?" Silver The Hedgehog gawked as he was holding a plate full of sugar cookies, glancing at Palutena.
Palutena nodded as she faced Silver, rolling her right hand around. "Well, yeah. I am a goddess, after all. It's easy for me to figure out." The green haired goddess responded, folding her arms together. "Speaking of which, are those sugar cookies plain, or do they have confetti on it?"
"...You're a goddess and you can't tell that?" Silver gawked as he squinted his eyes, shaking his head in response. "Good lord, just how much of a hypocrite are you?"
Palutena was going to remark when Dark Pit burped in her face, catching her off guard as she fell off the couch backwards, her legs in the air as Dark Pit laughed, Silver gasping as his eyes widened.
"Didn't expect that, did ya?" Dark Pit remarked as he stood over the couch, glancing down at Palutena as he folded his arms. "I guess you should get your godly skills checked out better."
Palutena murmured as she got back up and dusted herself off, shaking her head as she placed her hands on her hips, glancing at Dark Pit in disappointment. "You know that's something you shouldn't do... shocking a goddess."
"Oh? And why is that?" Dark Pit asked, watching as Palutena's eyes began to shine bright green glow, a devious smirk on her face. Dark Pit then let out a high pitched, girly scream as he felt his tights getting much tighter, placing his hands on his butt as he had a horrified look of pain on his face.
"Because we goddesses can do anything we please." Palutena giggled as she patted Dark Pit on the head, getting back up and sitting back down on the couch as the generic soap opera came back on, with Dark Pit whimpering as Silver watched in disbelief. The gray colored robot, the Robotic Operation Buddy, hovered down the main stairway as he noticed the crying Dark Pit limping out of the living room into Falco Lombardi's tavern, with Falco laughing at the dark angel as he noticed how much pain was in his face.
"Dare I ask what just occurred?" R.O.B. asked Silver, who just shook his head as the robot decided to sit down with Palutena, willing to take a break from fighting in the various Smash matches.
