Lady Palutena whistled to herself as she was in her room, hearing Pit's inner thoughts as she smirked, getting a sinister idea on what to do today.

"Oh, so he doesn't want to be humiliated while we're in the movie theater tonight, huh?" Palutena remarked upon tapping her fingers together, chuckling evilly. "Oahoehowhouho... I know just what to do..."

Meanwhile with the Kid Icarus angel boy himself in another part of the ever infamous mansion: Pit was getting himself ready, greeting Silver The Hedgehog and R.O.B. as he was wearing a tuxedo for the night. Silver and R.O.B. eyed each other, suspicious.

"Pit, why on earth are you wearing that tux?" Silver asked; he moved his right hand around.

Pit blinked and he pulled his red bowtie, smiling with absolute joy. "Oh I'm just getting ready to go see Star Wars with Lady Palutena."

"...Which one?" R.O.B. asked while he raised his metal arms.

Pit chuckled nervously as he felt an anime sweat drop coming alongside his head. "The original, duh! I always wanted to see it without... George Lucas' improvements."

"...Sounds like you got some issues you want to hash out." Silver pointed out.

ROB nodded his metal head in agreement. "Indeed; however you feel about the edits they do allow it to be better than it was."

"Yeah well I want to see how the OG was without all that fancy CGI." Pit explained himself while failing to do a confident pose.

Silver and R.O.B. nodded as they understood Pit's predicament, with Palutena coming down, wearing casual as she had tight blue jeans on, wearing a white and green striped shirt while feeling her stomach rumble in excitement of what was to come.

"Ready when you are," Palutena stated as she smiled at Pit, who chuckled nervously as they left the Smash Mansion.

Later that night, the Kid Icarus characters were at a giant movie theater nearby Delfino Plaza, towards the western side of the volcanic Corona Mountain, with it being night for you see the theater was packed with all sorts of people. Pit and Palutena were in the middle, with Pit feeling somewhat awkward to see all these young characters here.

"I hope nothing embarrassing happens," Pit admitted while he was munching away on the popcorn, being hungry and nervous.

Palutena's stomach grumbled as she smirked, lifting her right butt cheek as she glanced at her rumbling rump that was ready to roar. "Time to work my magic..."

"Huh? Magic?" Pit remarked as he turned to the conniving goddess, confused since he was unaware as to what was going to happen.

"Errr... I mean, the magic of movies, Pit!" Palutena lied as she chuckled nervously.

Pit shrugged as he began eating again, with the theater beginning to get quiet as the lights dimmed down. Seeing the screen extend, Palutena smiled as she glanced at the ceiling, letting out a huge, brassy fart as everyone gasped in shock, with Pit nearly choking on his popcorn while Palutena chuckled.

"Whoopsie! Excuse me!" Palutena admitted and she slightly blushed, enjoying the attention she was getting as she placed her right hand down on her lap with her left hand by her mouth, farting another tuba like bassy poot as she enjoyed feeling her jeans puff up. "Cramped spaces make me feel gassy!"

"Lady Palutena, please!" Pit remarked as his face turned green, frantically waving the rotten smell away from him with his left hand as he was also blushing, looking a bit like the Grinch in Santa's clothing. "Your causing a scene with your flatulence!"

"Well I can't help it, Pit! Like Shrek says, better out than in!" Palutena remarked as she let out a high pitched toot, then topped it with a deep pitched brassy gas blast as she sighed of relief. "Phew! I think I might poop myself! I'm gonna need the little girl's room!"

Everyone else began murmuring as Palutena enjoyed making the entire theater awkward from her loud farting, with Pit groaning as he slowly sunk in his tuxedo out of shame and embarrassment.

"This is the worst cameo I've had in a while." Shrek groaned since the green not so jolly man decided to leave hoping that this would be ogre.

"Palutena... this was suppose to be a special night..." Pit sniffled as he began to softly cry, with Palutena simply giggling as she kept farting, shifting her butt cheeks on the seat as she was enjoying her moment in the spotlight at Pit's expense.

And then later, both Palutena and Pit got kicked out, with the theater owners pointing at Palutena and banning her from ever coming back to the theater. Palutena responded with a brassy fart aimed at them, causing the entire theater to explode as Pit buried his face in his hands, crying in a huge rush of tears.

"Oh my!" Palutena exclaimed as she placed her hands on her butt, continuing to fart bassy explosions as her eyes lit up. "I think I really did poop myself! Good thing I'm a goddess!"

"Lady Palutena please; this is embarrassing enough as it is!" Pit cried upon tears of cascading waterfalls emerging from his soaked eyes.

Back at the mansion, Dark Pit was chuckling from the entire scenario, having heard Pit and Palutena's thoughts as he was looking up naughty images of the female Smashers in his room.

"Man, this night was great for me!" Dark Pit stated as he chuckled. "I get to see sexy pics, and Pitstain got humiliated by Flatulentena! Ha hah haw!"

Suddenly a portal opened up and a dark alt of Palutena emerged and proceeded to fart all over Black Pit since she could sense his dark thoughts.

"You really thought you could get away from me...!" Teased the evil version of Palutena since she was enjoying her gassing on the black winged dark angel.