"Hey Palutena, have you seen Pit anywhere lately?" Ness asked as he entered Lady Palutena's room, wondering where the white winged angel boy was as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "Me and him were suppose to do something together earlier today."
Palutena, who was playing Sonic Boom: Rise Of Lyric on her green colored WiiU, turned to Ness with a mischievous smile, wagging her right index finger. 'Oh, I just sent him and Dark Pit on a little errand."
Meanwhile, at Metal Gear Solid's Shadow Moses Island, with it snowing and winds starting to blow...
"Oh Lady Palutena, I got a really bad feeling about this, Pittoo." Pit admitted as he sighed, feeling embarrassed.
"Just shut up and do it, stupid." Dark Pit growled angrily as he lowered his eyes. "I don't like this myself."
Both Pits were dressed as female Pokemon Trainers, having their looks patted down, except for the faces, distracting the guards as they revealed their panties and big butts, bending over. The guards began hollering when both of the angels began farting, their deep pitched, brassy flatulence being strong enough to blow away the guards like a hurricane.
"...why would you want Pit's edgy cousin to go along with him?" Ness remarked as he tilted his head to the right.
Palutena meekly shrugged as she smiled. "For fun, I guess!" She giggled as she went back to playing her game.
Ness slowly nodded his head, thinking that he heard some canned background laughter as he headed out of the room, with Palutena playing through the game as Amy Rose. It was then that Silver The Hedgehog and R.O.B. both entered the room, both of them looking concerned.
"Palutena, we just have to ask, because we've been wondering this for a while," Silver remarked as he moved his hands around. "Why do you often make Pit the butt of your jokes sometimes?"
Palutena placed her left finger on her lip as she blinked, obviously thinking as he looked back at Silver and R.O.B., moving her left hand around. "Well, Pit is mah boi, and he's forever loyal to me regardless of what I do."
"So we see." R.O.B. stated as he shook his metal head, blinking. "But don't you think it's a bit strange to embarrass him from time to time? I mean, we heard about the theater incident in Isle Delfino..."
Palutena laughed as she waved her right hand, shaking her head as she closed her eyes. "Oh, don't worry about it, boys! Pit will be fine, he always does!" She then turned her attention back to the game as she kept playing. "In fact, knowing Pit, as soon as he smells a good meal, he'll forget all about the badness. he loves food, you know!"
Silver sighed as he and R.O.B. exchanged glances with each other, both of them shrugging as they left Palutena to play through Sonic Boom.