Palutena's Smash Mishaps

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Lady Palutena joins the Super Smash Brothers, and staying with them will prove to be more than a feat for the lovely, gassy, playful goddess... can she managed to withstand the madness of Smash Bros, or will she make things even more crazy for the Smashers? I hope not, Lady Palutena can get zany when she's allowed to let loose... "Pit, are you typing the summary about me?" ...No...

21. Palutena The Plumber

Lady Palutena hummed as she was cleaning up the bathroom in her room, humming to herself as she shook her butt, wearing blue overalls she got from Mario. Pausing with her butt in the air, Palutena released a deep pitched brassy fart as she sighed of relief, giggling as she waved her right hand frantically.

"Phew! I really know when to stink up a place!" Palutena remarked as she enjoyed her rotten, sulfur like flatulence. "At least I'm doing it in an appropriate place! Ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!"

"So happy! Ha ha!" Yoshi exclaimed as he emerged out of the toilet, his skin a bit browner from having climbed out of the toilet.

Palutena screamed as she backed away, pointing at Yoshi as she shook her head in disbelief. "Yuck! Yoshi! What the hell were you doing in there?"

Yoshi shrugged meekly as he smiled, wiping the wet toilet paper off of him. "Well, I was asked to go into the sewer by Wario after he lost some of his garlic crafted soap, so I've been checking every toilet in the mansion for several hours." He shrugged as he shook his head. "I still haven't found it."

Palutena took a sniff of the air, sticking her tongue out as she felt her stomach rumble with disgust, her face turning green, matching her hair color as she placed her hands on her sick, rumbling belly. "Peeyew... I think you better take a shower. You smell worse than my gross and dangerous farts!"

Yoshi scoffed as he rolled his eyes at Palutena. "Ha ha! Yeah, right! Not even the eggs that I poop out smell as bad as your farting! Don't even try!" He then went back into the toilet, with Palutena watching Yoshi flush himself. Seeing the green dinosaur disappear completely as the toilet water came back, Palutena then barfed into the toilet.

Pit whistled as he entered the bathroom to check up on Palutena, dropping his jaw in disbelief as he watched his goddess puking her guts away. He shook his head in disappointment as he left the bathroom, placing his hands on his face.

"Oh Lady Palutena... why must you be so foul...?" Pit whimpered as he left the room, questioning his loyalty to Palutena.