"Hmm..." Lady Palutena stated as she was trying to paint something on MSPaint, as she was using one of the computers available in her room. Every room in the Smash Mansion had a computer, for the Smashers to use the Internet at any time.
"Lady Palutena, is something up?" Pit asked as he walked in, munching on a hamburger.
Palutena turned to Pit as she pointed at the computer screen. "Yeah. I'm trying to paint something, but I just don't know what to paint."
"...You're painting?" Pit remarked as he looked at the computer screen, to see that Palutena had done nothing but scribble. "Well... it's interesting, to say the least..."
"It's not enough! I need inspiration!" Palutena exclaimed as she pounded her fists on the wooden table.
Pit yelped as he backed away, raising his hands in the air. "E-eep! N-now don't freak out, Lady Palutena! I'm sure inspiration will come to you... eventually..."
Palutena glared at Pit as she breathed deeply, pulling out a cigarette and attempting to light it, with Pit smacking it out of Palutena's right hand.
"What is wrong with you!?" Pit exclaimed angrily as he glared at Palutena, disgusted as he didn't even take in the time to realize that he attacked Palutena outside a Smash Bros battle. "You smoke!? You never told me that! How could you be so heinous behind my back, Lady Palutena!?"
"No, you lovable idiot, I don't smoke." Palutena scoffed as she glared at Pit, dusting herself off. "I just like holding a cigarette in my hand. Makes me feel... old timey. Yeah."
Pit murmured as he folded his arms together, still not feeling Palutena's motives. "And just where did you get that cigarette from?"
"Oh, I got it from that emo space Peach with the blue night gown." Palutena remarked as she turned back to her computer, scribbling some more in MS Paint. "She smokes to get the pressure out of her head. Most of the Smashers outside most of the Mario gang, Marth, Kirby, Zero Suit Samus, and Princess Zelda don't like her." She then turned to Pit as she twirled her cigarette around. "And personally, I don't like her either. She tries so hard to pull off the goddess stature, even though she's not a real goddess at all."
Pit rubbed the back of his right hand sheepishly as he blinked. "B-but... she destroyed Bowser's armada using her ship..."
Palutena laughed her butt off as she fell off her rotation chair, pointing at Pit. "Ha ha ha! You actually think Bowser's shitty armada of wooden airships mean anything!? What a riot!" She kept laughing as she didn't bother to get back up, with Pit sighing as he just shrugged and left, obviously not going to get Palutena to agree with him. Palutena was laughing to the point of where she was rolling on the floor.
