Lady Palutena murmured as she folded her arms, waiting for the Duck Hunt dog to stop sniffing around the fire hydrant, as they were in Onett. It was snowing, and it was also nighttime, with Palutena having agreed to take the Duck Hunt dog and duck out for a walk.
"Come now, DH, we have to get back to the mansion now," Palutena stated as she heard a scream, turning her head to see the tunnel, seeing a bright light in it. "Huh... what is that...?"
"RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he was flying using his psychic power, with the GUN Truck following him closely behind.
Palutena used a shield to protect herself and the Duck Hunt duo, the GUN Truck plowing snow on the side, as well as crushing various vehicles. Ganondorf came by as he was going to pick up his purple colored rental car, gasping in horror to see that the rental car was flattened like a pancake.
"WHO DID THIS TO MY FRIGGIN' CAR!?" Ganondorf exclaimed angrily as he glared at the small number of pedestrians, making all of them whimper as they didn't want to invoke the evil king's wrath.
The Duck Hunt dog began chuckling as Palutena gawked in disbelief, with Ganondorf's eyes turning red as he glared at Palutena.
"You!" Ganondorf growled as he dashed towards Palutena, preparing to punch her in the face. "GET OVER HERE!"
"N-no, Ganon! Personal space!" Palutena exclaimed as she began running away, summoning several counters to block Ganondorf, who rammed right through them as he reached her, pinning her down to the ground as he began beating her up, with Palutena screaming in pain.
"You know, I can find the yummiest ice cream this side of Skyworld." Pit stated to R.O.B. as they were both painting the wall yellow in the boy's lounge room.
R.O.B. turned to Pit as he lowered his metal arms. "You have a fondness for ice cream, don't you?"
"Yeah... I love it, like all food! Food is good!" Pit stated innocently as he smiled, blinking several times, causing R.O.B. to let out an electronic sigh in annoyance.
Lady Palutena suddenly came bursting into the room, a worried look on her face.
"Anyone know where I can get the butter?" She asked as she glanced around, a laugh track heard in the background.
Pit and R.O.B. exchanged glances with each other, then turned back to Palutena.
"No," Both of the Brawl era Smashers stated in unison as they shook their heads.
Palutena sighed as she slapped her forehead with her right hand. "Terrific... what am I gonna do now once Ike finds out-"
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN' CAR!?" Ike exclaimed in horror as his van full of frosted chicken was burning in bright red flames, a panicked expression on his face.
Dark Pit chuckled as he walked by Ike, munching on some popcorn chicken as he tapped the buffed mercenary on the shoulder. "The gassy green goddess did it."
"...PALUTENA!" Ike exclaimed as he punched a nearby pillar, causing it to break as he headed back into the mansion, searching throughout the entire household. "You better be quivering in fear, Pal! I killed a goddess before!"
Palutena screamed in a high pitched tone of voice as she placed her hands on her face, trembling her legs as she shook Pit violently.
"You gotta hide me!" Palutena stated as she glared at Pit, sweating nervously. "I demand it as your goddess!"
"B-but Palutena! Y-you can easily take on Ike!" Pit stumbled as he gulped, the frightened white winged angel feeling a rumble in his stomach. "And c-can you s-stop s-shaking me... I'm feeling sick..."
"I'm really feeling that one!" Shulk added as he burped, holding a can of soda in his right hand.
Ike exploded into the room, kicking Shulk out of the mansion as he panted deeply, slowly approaching Palutena and wielding his Ragnell.
"This... is for my friggin' car!" Ike exclaimed as he grabbed Palutena and headed into the air, slashing her several times. "GREAT AETHER!"
"OWW! IKE, PLEASE, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" Palutena screamed in pain from every instance of Ike striking at her.
A worried Pit trembled in shock as he held his hands close to his face, with R.O.B. shrugging as he resumed his duty of painting the wall.