Lady Palutena as with her buddies in her newly formed crew, the Cute Toot House, of which she got the idea of after letting out a cute little poot. Palutena was in her room, amongst her being Princess Zelda, Silver The Hedgehog, and Mario, the latter who was eating some hot chicken nuggets from Wendy's.
"All right, gang, first thing is first." Palutena stated as she had a wooden club in her right hand, lifting her left leg and letting out a cute toot as she cleared her throat. "To get things started, we all need to see how we're gonna stop those emo jerks from the Hot Topic Krew!"
"And just how are we gonna stop them?" Zelda remarked as she wasn't impressed, her arms folded together as she rolled her eyes.
Palutena smiled as she winked. "I'm glad you asked!" The green haired goddess let out another high pitched, squeaky fart as she summoned Rayquaza, who appeared through the ceiling, scaring the rest of the members. Palutena climbed onto Rayquaza, moving her right hand. "Come on! Ride with me!"
"I got a bad feeling about this..." Silver stated as he used his psychic power to get on the back of Rayquaza, with Mario and Zelda jumping on afterwards.
"I better not-a get sick-a." Mario remarked as Palutena snapped her fingers, with Rayquaza roaring as he zoomed out of The Room.
Meanwhile, Wolf O' Donnell and Shadow The Hedgehog were getting drunk in Falco Lombardi's bar, with Dark Pit planning to drop a vase on Yoshi, who was walking through the hallway sipping cherry flavored caprisun. Suddenly Rayquaza flew through the mansion, with Palutena aiming her butt at Dark Pit and farting a smelly, brassy toot in his face, making the black winged angel blind as he dropped the vase, which narrowly missed Yoshi as Rayquaza fired Hyper Beam throughout Falco's tavern, causing the entire bar to explode as Rayquaza flew throughout the mansion, going high into the night sky of the Smash Bros Battlefield.
"Woo! Revenge, motherfucker!" Palutena exclaimed as she punched Mewtwo in the face as Rayquaza flew past him, causing the psychic type Pokemon to be knocked out cold.