Lady Palutena was farting her butt off in the bathroom, having another one of her intense pooping sessions as Lucina and Princess Zelda were both in Palutena's room, glancing at each other in a rather awkward manner since they were supposed to be hanging out together and yet as 1 could tell from the sounds and smells it wasn't going to be exactly the case.
"You know, she's been in there for forty minutes." Lucina casually pointed out while touching her fingertips together. "I know I take a bit of a while in the bathroom, but you think she had a bit too much to eat?"
"Not so much that as the fact that someone probably put some laxatives in what she ate." Zelda remarked as she was cleaning her nails using purple nail polish. "I remember the last time I had some laxatives, it did some heavy stuff to my bladder."
"Ah." Lucina responded as she held her hands together, blinking. "I don't think I've ever had a laxative..."
A powerful scream was heard from the bathroom as it was Palutena, followed by an earth shaking fart that shook the entire mansion as the splash inside sounded like a tidal wave, some water seeping out of the bathroom on the floor as a flush was heard. Lucina and Zelda held onto each other as they glanced at each other, then back to Palutena, who sighed of relief as she frantically waved her left hand, her eyes lowered as she was glad to have been out of the restroom.
"Phew! Man, did I had to bake a lot of brownies tonight!" Palutena heartily laughed for she sat down on the green couch next to Lucina, wrapping her right arm around Lucina. "You should be thankful that you didn't have to void your bowls like I just did!"
"...you did... wipe before you came out, right?" Lucina asked because she felt a bit nervous.
Palutena laughed as she turned to Lucina, spooking her and Zelda. "Of course I wiped. I'm not that disgusting, you know."
"Oh thank the Gods." Lucina remarked as she felt relieved, letting out a brassy fart as she blushed, her eyes widening. "G-goodness! Excuse me!"
Zelda stood up as she waved the air with her left hand. "I think I'm gonna go and see what Link and Pit are up to."
"All right, take it easy." Palutena said while she and Lucina watched Zelda head out, with Palutena smirking as she pointed her staff at Zelda, causing the Hyrule princess to let out a wet fart as she gawked in disbelief, Lucina shocked as Palutena just laughed, enjoying this predicament a bit too much for her own good.
"Does Palutena poop?" Popo asked Pit as they were both washing their hands together in the regular boy's bathroom within the mansion.
Pit sighed in disappointment while he closed his eyes. "Of course she poops, Popo. Everyone poops... even goddesses like Lady Palutena..." He just shook his head. "I just wish she was a bit... more secret about it."
Suddenly Pit felt himself farting as did the Ice Climber boy since both were being made to suddenly get flatulent by Palutena who happened to be just outside the washroom. "You boys should know not to suddenly bring me up in this story of all things."
Palutena was playing the tuba while she was farting since she was going through the humble city of Onett with the citizens looking at her oddly. "What? You never seen a goddess play music?"
"Ooh you go girl!" Ness chimed since he decided to fart himself due to him having eaten out of the garbage yet again. "Way to bring the stink!"
"She's such a good influence!" Nana happily added since the girl Ice Climber decided to fart along to the tooting tunes being pooted out of the musical woman. "I wanna join in with her!"