Lady Palutena's stomach growled as she sighed, rubbing her stomach with her right hand. "Man, am I feeling hungry..."
"Then go eat something, you dumbass." Wario remarked as he rolled his eyes, carrying several crates full of garbage as they were in the living room.
"Oh, I wish. But it's just not..." Palutena sighed as she rubbed the back of her head. "I need to feel motivated to eat."
Palutena then got up, heading down the hallway as she paused, hearing some moans of pleasure as she leaned on the hallway wall, to hear that the pleasured moans were coming from Dark Pit.
"Oh... man, do I like that..." Dark Pit stated in between breathes. "I just like it... when she rips one like that..."
Palutena was genuinely confused as she squinted her eyes. "Now what could he be talking about...?" She murmured to herself as she listened closely.
Silver and R.O.B. both were walking down the hallway as they spotted Palutena by the wall, the two glancing each other oddly as they turned back to the green haired goddess.
"Palutena, what exactly are you doing?" R.O.B. remarked as he placed his metal hands on his robotic tin body.
Palutena waved her right hand at the two. "I'm trying to listen to what Pittoo is saying. It's just something I'm curious about," She whispered, trying to concentrate on Dark Pit's mumbling.
Silver rubbed the back of his head with his left hand. "Don't you find that to be a little... creepy?"
"...maybe." Palutena stated with a smirk, causing Silver and R.O.B. to feel unnerved as they kept on walking away, with Palutena continuing to listen onto Dark Pit's mumbling.
"Oh... I love the way she stinks it up... she's a pretty big girl, all right..." Dark Pit mumbled as he moaned some more.
"For you." Palutena stated as she then bent over a bit and let out a brassy fart, sighing of relief.
Dark Pit jumped out of his seat from within his room as he gulped. "N-no! It c-can't be!" He then paused his video, dashing out of his room to bump into
Palutena, causing him to scream like a girl as he pointed at the green haired goddess. "AUGH! What the hell are you doing here!?"
"Just checking up on you, mah boi." Palutena stated as she welcomed herself into the room, catching a glimpse of the video that Dark Pit was watching, which was her farting in tight blue jeans, moving her butt while making tuba like gas blasts. She smirked, lowering her eyes in a seductive manner as she slowly turned her head to Dark Pit, giggling. "You like seeing me fart, don't you Pittoo?"
Dark Pit was filled with confusion, anger, and embarrassment, feeling his shorts become very tight as he tried to push Palutena out of the room. "G-get lost! This is my private stuff!"
Palutena simply teleported into the room, with Dark Pit gawking in disbelief. "Oh, trust me, you don't need a plain old video when you got the real deal right here," Palutena remarked in a seductive tone as she snapped her fingers, causing her to wear tight blue jeans, just like in the video Dark Pit was watching, as she approached Dark Pit, then turned around and bent over, farting her brassy flatulence as she had her hands on her gassy big butt, wiggling it.
Dark Pit had so many conflicting emotions, on the verge of even crying, as he locked the door, rushing to the bathroom so that none of the other Smashers would here him having a 'good time'. Unfortunately for him, Palutena's farts were among the loudest of all the Smashers and other residents of the Smash Mansion.