Lady Palutena farted as she was rushing down the hallway of the Smash Tower using one of her custom movesets, of which was the super speed variant as she was having a race with Fox McCloud, who panted as he placed his hands on his knees.

"Palutena... wait... you're going too fast for me..." Fox remarked as he wiped his forehead, feeling exhausted.

Palutena laughed as she zipped back to Fox, smiling as she placed her hands on her knees. "Aww, what does the fox say? Does he give up?"

"No, I don't give up!" Fox remarked as he began charging himself up with red fire, feeling insulted.

Palutena smiled as she wiggled her big butt in front of Fox, intentionally farting a tuba toot as Fox was them burning completely, screaming in pain. Male Robin and Pikachu watched from one of the couches as they looked at each other, sitting on the purple couch.

"I think she's going to outpace Peach as the most flatulent Smasher here," M. Robin remarked as he was trying to read his book.

"Well, Peach won't be the fart queen, but she's still the gassiest," Pikachu remarked as he pointed forward, with Robin turning his head to see Princess Peach Toadstool burping the theme to her castle from Super Mario 64.

Palutena was at the Cloudtop Cruise with Toadette as they were walking on top of the white puffy clouds, with Toadette happy to be spending time with Palutena.

"I'm so happy to be with you, Pal!" Toadette stated as she was eating a corn muffin.

Palutena smiled as she patted Toadette on the pink capped mushroom that she had on her head. "Well I'm happy to be with you too, Toadette! You're a cute girl!"

"FOR YOU." Bane stated as he was crashing a plane, WITH NO SURVIVORS.

Palutena and Toadette watched as the plane Bane was crashing landed on them, causing a huge fiery explosion that caused Palutena to be sent blasting off again.

Palutena whistled as she was sitting at a table by herself at an outdoor restaurant in Delfino Plaza, seeing Pit and Silver The Hedgehog sitting together as they were having hamburgers and french fries, the restaurant being near the sandy beach.

"You know, Silver... you look so adorable with those hedgehog quills of yours..." Pit remarked as he slightly blushed, touching his fingertips together.

Silver felt his eyes widening as he touched his fingertips together. "M-my, Pit... that's quite a compliment. Although I have to say, you're cuter than me. I mean, you could convince someone that you're a girl on account of your cute charm..."

"C-cute charm!?" Pit exclaimed as he placed his hands on his face. "Oh gosh, oh golly, am I really girly!?"

"You bet your adorably tushy, Pit." Palutena remarked as she was eating a salad, chuckling as she was enjoying this sight, with the various Piantas and Nokis sitting at the outdoor tables watching Pit and Silver kissing each other as they got on the table, causing a scene.

Palutena was inside Princess Zelda's room as she was lying on the couch, with Zelda writing on her blog on her computer.

"What are you writing about this time?" Palutena asked as she turned her head to Zelda.

"Oh, the fact that Samus likes to do some rapping in her time." Zelda stated as she glanced back at Palutena, typing on her keyboard. "I'm guessing that she spent a bit too much time singing the Donkey Kong rap with Donkey Kong."

Suddenly Samus Aran entered the room, wearing her power suit as she was rapping, making beat noises as Palutena and Zelda glanced at each other, then at Samus.

"Yo I'm Samus and I'm here to say, I'm gonna fuck Sara's mind in every way!" Samus stated as she was doing 'gangsta' poses, making Zelda plant her right hand on her face.

"I'm liking this." Palutena stated as she clapped to the beat that Samus was creating, with Zelda being ashamed.

Palutena and R.O.B. were both painting the walls in the room that Crazy Hand was going to store his dirty gloves in.

"Any reason as to why I agreed to this?" Palutena commented as she turned her head to R.O.B.

"Because you wanted to do something nice," R.O.B. responded as he attempted to grab one of the paint cans, only to drop it and caused blue paint to splash on him.

Palutena chuckled as she covered her mouth with her left hand, the Robotic Operating Buddy just sighing in annoyance as he left to get himself cleaned off.

Palutena burped loudly after having a big lunch at the cafeteria, patting her slightly pudgy stomach with her right hand, feeling content.

"Man... Shadow The Hedgehog and Mr. Game and Watch need to combine their cooking more!" Palutena exclaimed as she burped again, waving the air with her left hand. "I never felt so satisfied with a meal before!"

Several Pikmin were walking down the hallway, holding several small objects as Palutena burped again, causing the hallway to shake as the Pikin fell, dropping their items and being killed in the process. Palutena gasped, then released a big brassy fart as her stomach was no longer pudgy, though it was still full of food.

"Whoo! Feeling good!" Palutena remarked as she no longer felt like her stomach was in pain, continuing to head down the hallway to her room.

Palutena was trying her best to play the piano, with Lucario sitting next to Palutena on the seat in front of the giant wooden piano. Palutena tried her best to play the piano, but hit several of the wrong keys as she groaned.

"Ugh, I know I can make this work!" Palutena exclaimed as she was literally slamming her fingers on the piano keys.

Lucario was trying his best to tolerate this, although he concentrated his aura enough to make this horribly played piano music tolerable. "Try not to go as fast and just focus on making the music-"

Palutena grabbed her staff and slammed it on the piano several times with her staff, growling as she was getting upset. Lucario sighed as he placed his left hand on his forehead, wondering how she could possibly be a goddess.

Palutena's stomach grumbled as the green haired goddess woke up, having taken a nap on her bed as she got up, rubbing her rumbling belly.

"Man... I need a midnight snack." Palutena remarked as it was the middle of the night, heading to the doorway as she glanced to her right, to see Pit snoozing on the couch. She smirked as she noticed the white winged angel boy had nothing but his white underwear on.

Exiting The Room, Palutena sneaked slowly in the hallway, trying not to wake everyone as each step she took caused the floor to creak, making her sweat nervously. Suddenly, Crazy Hand came spiraling down the hallway, knocking Palutena down on the floor as the red carpet became sentient and gobbled her up, returning to normal.