Lady Palutena farted loudly as she was sitting on her green couch in her room, her brassy tuba toot having warmed up the couch as she was wearing casual clothes, yawning as she was watching television, with it being night time at the Smash Mansion, which was near Earthbound's Fourside, one of the many Smash Bros battle stage locations the mansion would be relocated to for any particular tournament matches.

"Gee, I wonder what's on TV tonight," Palutena said to herself, flicking through the channels. "Hopefully something fun..."

"Just give me the damn pizza, and no one gets hurt!" Shadow The Hedgehog exclaimed as he was shooting in the air several times in the Pizza Hut.

"Stop it, you black edgy terrorist!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he was using his psychic power to grab the bullets that were getting caught in the air, with Charmy Bee trying to trap Shadow in the pizza dough as Vector The Crocodile was taking as much money as possible to save.

"Haha, I love this show!" Palutena laughed and changed the channel.

"Aww yeah, baby!" Princess Daisy exclaimed as she was farting in Waluigi's face while eating his one dollar tacos, enjoying the succulent taste of salt and beef in her mouth.

"Ugh, goddamn it Daisy!" Waluigi remarked as he had a clothespin on his nose, being quite annoyed at the red haired princess' flatulence.

"I like it when Daisy farts!" Toadette giggled as she was bouncing up and down and all around, all three being in Seaside Hill.

"Oh, that Daisy speaks my mind!" Palutena exclaimed as she placed her hands on her big butt and farted an enormous tuba toot that shook the entire mansion, various screams heard from everyone inside as they all figured that it was one of the girls breaking wind again, with most of them divided between either Peach or Palutena doing it. Palutena laughed after smelling in her sulfur like farts, causing her to pinch her nose with her right hand as the rotten smell was a bit too much even for her. "Peeyew! I'm like a Skunktank!"

After frantically fanning the air with her left hand to get the smell of her bad gas out of her room, Palutena changed the channel again, with a different program appearing on.

"Stop right there, Hot Topic Krew!" Palutena exclaimed as she let loose a cute toot, standing with her other team members as they were all at the mall, facing the HTK.

"Damn it! It's the gassy green giant and her band of farting freak shows!" Dark Pit hissed as he cuddled Lucas in his arms.

The Cute Toot House members all posed, with Toadette and Ness letting out cute toots while Lana burped, all of them rushing at the members of the Hot Topic Krew, with the MemeMemeMeme Brigade and various other clubs all watching the mall maul from the sidelines.

"Hey, it's the Cute Toot House! They made a show about us! Awesome!" Palutena remarked as her eyes lit up, feeling happy to see something about her as she flicked through the channel one more time.

"Palutena, please!" Pit screamed as Palutena was farting on his face, with the two at Palutena's Temple as a jealous Viridi watched, her arms folded.

"Hey! Stop poisoning the atmosphere with your brassy butt blasts and leave some room for me to fart on Pit!" Viridi snapped as she farted a tuba toot of her own.

Palutena smirked as she turned to Viridi, continuing to fart away brassy butt bombs. "Oh cool your natural jets, Viridi. You'll get your chance..." She then widened her eyes after releasing an enormous deep pitched fart that turned wet, with Pit being eerily silenced. "...After I go and wipe myself from baking brownies..."

"...What the hell? Did I just... shit myself? On Pit?" Palutena remarked as she squinted her eyes, her smile fading away as she was so shocked from what she watched, she even stopped farting casually, being concerned as she turned the channel one more time, to see that the sports channel was on, with it being a tennis match at the Grumble Volcano between Dry Bowser and Chrom.

"You ever get the feeling we're being watched?" Chrom asked while slamming the green fuzzy tennis ball with his sword.

"I think about it all the time." Dry Bowser spoke upon slamming the tennis ball high into the air for he then turned to the camera and punched Palutena in the face.

The fanfics Palutena was watching: Life At Pizza Hut, Waluigi's Taco Stand, a mix mash of all of the various club fics including the Cute Toot House and Hot Topic Krew, Palutena's Farting Problem