"No way! I won't do it!" Pit exclaimed to Lady Palutena as they were both in The Room that they shared within the Smash Mansion, with Pit not willing to act like Cupid. "I simply refuse!"
"Oh come on, mah boi. Be considerate for your pretty big sister figure," Palutena as she placed her hands on Pit's shoulders.
Pit blew a raspberry at Palutena, shaking his head. "No! You may have done many horrible tricks to be, but I refuse to be the scapegoat for Valentine's Day! Remember what happened last year?"
"Yeah... that's when I wasn't playable in Smash." Palutena chuckled as she remembered what happened last year, with that year's Valentine's Day ending in horror for Pit as he was tortured by everyone.
"It scarred me for life!" Pit exclaimed while flailing his arms. "So I refuse to be cupid! Why don't you get Dark Pit to do it instead?"
"Dark Pit is a shit head." Palutena commented as she folded her arms together, shaking her head. "Even if I were to trick him into doing it, he would find some way to get out of it. He thinks a bit more than you do, what with him being your suppressed feelings and all..."
"Lady Palutena!" Pit growled as he clenched his fists, feeling insulted. "Seriously!? You're gonna point out that me and Pittoo are the same person again!?"
Palutena rolled her eyes as she placed her right hand on her face. scoffing. "Oh, forget it. If neither you or Dark Pit are willing to do it, then I'll be cupid myself." She then pointed her big fat butt at Pit, farting a deep pitched brassy tuba toot at Pit, making the white winged angel smell horrendously as she stormed into the closet to get a cupid outfit.
Pit was forced to pinch his nose with his right hand as he sighed, his wings drooping down. "Ugh, when Lady Palutena decides to act like a skunk, she doesn't skimp out on the smell..." Lowering his head in shame, Pit decided to head into the bathroom to clean himself intensively, for Palutena's fart would stick to him for quite a while.
Another trait of Palutena that Wario quite obviously was jealous about. And on that note, the fat yellow clad man was sneaking about in the hallway, having no interest for the Valentine's Day holiday as he glanced into Pit's room, to see Palutena shaking her butt and farting away while looking for a costume, clenching his fists as he growled.
"Wah, you can fuck off for stealing MY thunder!" Wario remarked as he ran in and gave Palutena a wedgie, then kicked her in the butt, before stinking her up with a fully charged Wario Waft, making the room smell of garlic.
"Oww! Wario!" Palutena exclaimed in pain as she felt what Pit went through several seconds earlier, with Wario laughing as he ran over the wounded green haired goddess on his Wario Bike, zipping out of the room as his gas began lingering in the hallway, due to the door being left open.