Lady Palutena farted a storm of big, brassy tuba toots as she was trying to get her tight blue jeans on her farting big butt, being in the balcony to her room as it was nighttime at Earthbound's Fourside, the Smash Mansion overlooking most of the skyscrapers and the Fourside battle stage from Super Smash Brothers Melee, with Cowboy Lucario dashing onto the balcony, shocking Palutena as she made a brown stain on her blue jeans, fitting her gassy ass into the pants.
"Eeep! You have to warn me when you make an appearance, Lucario!" Palutena stated as she turned around, pooping in her pants as she couldn't care less about her jeans being crapped at this point.
"Actually, I'm Cowboy Lucario." Cowboy Lucario responded as he adjusted his brown cowboy hat, glancing at Palutena's pooped jeans getting a bit bigger and browner. "You... might want to do something about your... shit container?"
"Hmmm?" Palutena remarked as she placed her hands on her pooping butt, continuing to fart out tuba toots. "Oh, I shit myself all the time. It's nothing." She snapped her fingers, the giant brown stain on her pants disappearing as her butt wasn't as big as before. "See? Nothing to it!" She then lowered her eyes in pleasure as she placed her hands on her butt, continuing to fart out thunderous tuba toots.
"...So you just don't care about your... gross and dangerous condition?" Cowboy Lucario stated in shock as he squinted his eyes.
Palutena nodded as her farts became a bit higher pitched and wet, with Cowboy Lucario shrugging as he left The Room, leaving Palutena to willingly poop her pants again, since she can easily used her divine goddess power to make it disappear.
Palutena hummed as she was walking down the hallway, with it being another typical night at the Smash Mansion as R.O.B. approached her.
"Excuse me, Palutena, but have you noticed anything odd going on around here?"
"Not really. Why would you think that?" Palutena asked, munching on a carrot that she was holding in her right hand.
R.O.B. raised his metal arms. "Well, Link has a key that he doesn't know what to do with, Luigi lost his lawnmower, and Lucina has a burping problem."
Palutena licked her lips as she gulped the rest of her carrot down in one full swallow, rubbing her hands together afterwards. "Oooh... I like the sound of that one. Lucina burping just makes me want to wet myself!" She then burped loudly.
"Control yourself, Palutena!" R.O.B. exclaimed as he was not fond of the green haired goddess burping in his robot face. "We don't need you to be gassy at every moment."
"But I like being gassy!" Palutena exclaimed as she let out a high pitched squeaky fart. "...And I have to use the bathroom again. Excuse me!" She then dashed R.O.B. to the nearest bathroom, farting all the way.
Palutena was riding on a wild Gogoat summoned via a Pokeball, with Silver The Hedgehog sitting behind her as they were going through the Kongo Jungle stage from Super Smash Bros 64, with palutena occasionally farting.
"Ahhh! Why did you convince me to ride this wild Pokemon with you?" Silver asked as the Gogoat broke various wooden and metal creates.
"Because it's fun! And I want to be a cowgirl, just like Cowboy Lucario!" Palutena stated as she was wearing cowgirl clothing, right down to the jeans of which she gleefully farted tuba toots in.
"I didn't even know that you liked westerns!" Silver screamed, having his arms wrapped around Palutena's stomach as he had to deal with being blasted in the face by Palutena's warm, smelly loud flatulence, with Cowboy Lucario watching from one of the tropical palm trees in the distance, shaking his head.
"Amateurs." Cowboy Lucario stated as he tipped his cowboy hat and turned around, slipping off the palm tree's leaf and falling into the jungle foliage below, with it being pitched black due to the way the jungle was set up.
Palutena was back in her room at the Smash Mansion, continuing to fart up a brassy butt orchestra as she was doing various poses in her cowgirl clothes, smiling as she watched her cowgirl jeans puff from the deep pitched flatulence she stored in her big butt. Dark Pit came in, looking for a toothbrush as he walked past the flatulent Goddess of Light, not bothered by her constant farting.
"Have you seen my edgy toothbrush anywhere?" Dark Pit remarked as he tossed various objects to the side. "That girly twin of mine better had not given it to that green fuck Yoshi..."
"Oh relax, Pittoo. It's just in the bathroom where it's always been." Palutena stated as she rubbed her gassy butt, rolling her eyes to the back of her head as she was enjoying her flatulent self.
Dark Pit rolled his eyes, stepping into the bathroom, only to find the Mario Brothers doing actual plumbing. He then took a step out, glancing back at Palutena.
"What did you do to the shitter this time?" Dark Pit asked in a edgy manner as he folded his arms together.
Palutena smirked as she meekly shrugged. "Well, I had DeDeDe's king sized pancakes again. Those things back you up like no tomorrow!" She stated this with a couple of high pitched squeaky farts, then let out some trombone poots, and topped it with one tuba toot that shook the entire mansion briefly, giggling as she blushed, fanning her fat farting arse as a brown stain was on the back of her jeans. "And it appears I still have some left!"
"...ugh. You're such a fucking pig." Dark Pit growled as he left in a hurry, getting annoyed at himself as he felt his shorts getting tighter, leaving Palutena to make a farting fool of herself.