Lady Palutena farted as she was fitting on various different jeans again, with Silver The Hedgehog entering her room as he folded his arms together.

"I don't understand you. Why must you always fart?" Silver asked, moving his hands around.

Palutena smiled after farting a tuba toot, lifting herself up as she buttoned her tight white jeans, approaching the silver colored hedgehog. "Farting is like sex in many ways, mah boi. Both are things everyone does and thinks about, but no one wants to talk about. Both are seen as socially abhorrent and disgusting, despite being completely natural. Both relieve different kinds of pressure. Both are things everyone likes to do, but regret immediately after." She farted another brassy poot as she giggled. "And for us, both are things we like to see girls do."

Silver squinted his eyes as he just shook his head and left, leaving Palutena to fart her brains out.

King Bob-omb and Goomboss were called in to come arrest Palutena, as she was drunk off her ass, burping and farting away while acting obnoxious. The two Mario bosses turned cops found the drunk Goddess of Light in the garage, hiccuping as she looked terrible.

"Wow... I... can feel my pants... on my hair..." Palutena stated as she burped loudly, followed by a couple of wet farts as she laughed. "I... let's play... toilet on the games..."

"Wow. She really got hammered." King Bob-omb stated as he handcuffed Palutena.

"We should keep her in her own small cell." Goomboss suggested as the two bosses left the mansion, with Master Hand and R.O.B. watching them head off towards the north, with the mansion being near the Battlefield.

"They had to take their sweet time, huh?" Master Hand stated to the Robotic Operation Buddy as he had summoned various construction crews to fix up the mansion.

"To be fair, Ms. Palutena was messing around with the space time continuum. Never let a goddess be drunk." R.O.B. responded as he and Master Hand decided to head to the Final Destination stage to do practice battles against each other.

Palutena was inside a vent with Dark Pit as the two were trying to get a special yellow metal barrel, which had somehow gotten into the vent. Dark Pit was complaining his butt off as Palutena was getting annoyed, being in front of the black winged angel.

"Ugh, why are we doing this!? It's just a barrel!" Dark Pit exclaimed in a quite painfully edgy, nasty tone.

"Hey! It looks special, okay!?" Palutena snapped as she glared back at Dark Pit. "There's no barrels in regular matches that are yellow AND metal!"

"This was a stupid idea." Dark Pit stated as he punched Palutena in the butt as hard as he could. "this is for roping me into this shit."

As retaliation, Palutena farted a brassy, smelly fart in Dark Pit's face, making him scream in pain as he was blinded. Palutena smirked as she farted again.

"Don't fuck with me, Dark Pit. I can be gross AND dangerous." Palutena responded as she stuck out her tongue, farting away more bassy butt blasts.

Palutena farted a typical brassy tuba toot as she stretched her arms, walking down the hallway as she continued emitting deep pitched butt blasts of gas that echoed, much to several of the residents' annoyance within the Smash Mansion. She then stopped, sensing the warm smell of pie in the air.

"...I sense something good... coming from this room!" Palutena exclaimed as she suddenly smashed it opened, causing Pichu and Popo to scream as they turned around, to see Palutena standing there, smiling with her hands on her hips.

"And just what are you two having?" Palutena remarked as she glanced at them.

Popo gulped down a bit of pie as he turned to Palutena, holding it in his hands. "Pie. We're having pie."

"Yeah! To pie each other with!" Pichu exclaimed as she pied Popo in the face.

Palutena squinted her eyes as she folded her arms together. "...To pie each other with... don't you just wanna eat it?"

"Mmmm nah! We already ate plenty of pie! Now we wanna just play around with it!" Pichu exclaimed as she chucked a pie at Palutena's face.

As the pie fell off Palutena's face, the green haired goddess turned around and bent over, using her goddess power to fart pies of all different flavors out, with Popo and Pichu screaming as they tried not to be hit by Palutena's fart pies.