Lady Palutena farted and she stretched her arms, wearing her green pajamas for she looked at the clock. "Hmm? 5 in the morning...?" She then looked at the date, gasping as she placed her hands on her face because she just realized something quite important. "Oh my goodness! It's my birthday today! I better go and get properly dressed!"
And the Goddess of Light quickly changed into her regular clothing, willing to do a lot of exciting things today.
"What things you may ask?" Palutena asked upon twirling around her staff in a playful manner while feeling a bassy poot emerge from her dump truck. "Well you'll find out when this portion of the chapter ends...!"
Silver The Hedgehog was giving various Smashers their pizzas because he wrapped up a pizza delivery, turning around the corner and bumping into Palutena, who glanced down at the silver colored hedgehog with a smile.
"Oof... hey, Pal." Silver stated after he dusted himself off, placing his hands on his hips. "What's up? You seem... cheerier than normal." He felt a bit frightened by the way Palutena was smirking.
"Oh, you know... just wanna do something fun for my birthday!" Palutena exclaimed for she twirled her staff around, turning Silver into a clone of her.
"AGH!" Silver exclaimed, getting everyone's attention as he looked at his new feminine body. "What the hell did you do to me?"
Palutena smiled as she wrapped her arms around Silver, with the two of them looking exactly like each other. "Oh, just wanna be together with myself..." She then pulled back Silver's green hair as she cheered loudly, with Silver screaming as he began galloping like a horse around the mansion.
R.O.B. was watering the garden inside the middle of the mansion, when he heard some giggling. The robot turned around, shaking his head as he squinted his electronic eyes.
"Whoever it is... better knock it off." R.O.B. remarked as he searched the area, only to be greeted by the sight of Palutena's big boobs.
"How do you like them, R.O.B.?" Palutena stated as she wiggled her busty chest in front of the Robotic Operating Buddy, laughing.
R.O.B. blinked as he grabbed Palutena and chucked the green haired goddess into the air, going back to watering the plants and grass as Palutena came back down with a thud, groaning in pain.
"Oww... that didn't work out as well as I would have hoped..." Palutena coughed as she felt some of her bones broken.
Later, everyone was gathered at an Applebee's restaurant, with there being plenty of bees and apples in the restaurant serving the customers, to celebrate Palutena's birthday. As the bee waiters arrived with an apple shaped, apple flavored cake, Palutena silenced everyone as she stood up, realizing something.
"Oh wait..." Palutena stated in disbelief as she placed her right hand up to her mouth. "I just realized... today isn't my birthday."
Everyone groaned because Palutena farted so loud, it caused the restaurant to collapse.