Lady Palutena was driving a bus towards Orlando, Florida as she was trying to concentrate on the road, with everyone groaning as they've been on the road for hours. The day transitioned into the night, so it was not exactly as easy for anyone to handle, due to them having been on the road with almost no pit stops. And knowing Palutena's determination... that was quite something to be wary of.
"Argh, when are we gonna get there?" Pit groaned as he had his hands on his grumbling stomach. "I'm so hungry...!"
"And I gotta pee!" Princess Peach whimpered as she squirmed in place, her dress a bit damp as she accidentally leaked a bit from every time the bus hit a ramp. "All that lemonade can really make you gotta go!"
"Goddamn it, guys, I will turn this friggin' bus around if you don't stop!" Palutena growled as she glared back at the group. "And I already did that on our way to California!"
"Don't remind me..." Sniffled a crying Lucina, who was constantly bawling her eyes out ever since the trip.
"Can you at least not go so fast?" Waluigi responded as he was trying to clean his purple tennis racket.
"I still don't know why we have Palutena be the driver," Silver remarked to R.O.B. as they exchanged glances.
"Because she insisted. Or rather, she forced herself to be the driver." R.O.B. reported as he moved his metal arms up and down and all around.
"Now is that anyway to treat a goddess?" Palutena murmured as she felt a bit insulted, only for the bus to go over some road barriers and down a bumpy hill as everyone screamed, with the bus receiving huge damages to it as it reached the bottom of the tree bound gorge, exploding in a fiery fashion that would give Michael Bay a hard on.
Dry Bowser watched this unfold nearby as he couldn't help but chuckle, thankful that he was not on the bus. "Heh, to me that would annoyingly scatter my bones, but to them... I wish them luck."
Palutena was taking the subway train at the Super Bell Highway as she was on her way to take part in a bell collecting contest. Why? Because there were bright yellow bells everywhere, with it being the super bell power up that turned anyone who activated it into cats.
"I can't wait to see how I'll fare in this contest!" Palutena exclaimed as she waved her staff around, annoying all the people around her due to both her obnoxious laughter and the staff hitting people due to the twirling action.
Dry Bowser drove by while squinting his eyes; the skeletal reptile didn't bother to question upon it since he was partaking in a race. "You don't know when not to be obnoxious do you."
"I could but I rather not!" Palutena spoke for she then slipped and landed flat on her face. "...Okay maybe I should learn to not be so boastful..."
"I'm so goddamn bored bruh," Palutena said while reading a book for she was overlooking the Hyrule Temple.
"That's nice," Arceus calmly responded since he was summoned as a legendary Pokeball Pokemon summon and used his judgement attack on the various Smashers populating the stage. "Now could you keep it down I'm on a roll with spiting these fools."
"You don't have to go so over the top." Palutena huffed with a shrug while brushing back her green hair. "But if you insist could you at least keep it down for me."
Arceus decided to perform a judgement attack on the goddess, having gotten enough sass from her. "And here I thought you would understand how annoying you can be."
"Man this is good," Palutena said while eating a salad, enjoying the views of the Wuhu Island from the distance on a nearby scattered island.
"You don't say?" Kazooie sarcastically squawked while gliding about in the air to practice her flying form. "Why don't you do something more productive?"
"Because as a goddess I can afford to being lazy here or there." Palutena responded for she felt a rumble in her stomach and let out a huge burp. "That had more effort than most of the battles I was in."
"Wouldn't surprise me." Kazooie scoffed for then all of a sudden she began to attack the goddess since she was in the mood to get into a fight, however unneeded it was.