"Hey, where's Lady Palutena?" Pit asked as he entered the lounge, spotting some of the guys watching the television.

"Oh, she's taking part in this wacky races event. No idea why." Shulk pointed out as he pointed to the television set.

Pit squinted his eyes, making out Palutena and some of the other certain characters that hung around the mansion, with all of them racing around Earthbound's enormous city, Fourside. "Oh... that explains a lot..."

"Come on, Isabelle!" Palutena shouted to the cute dog secretary, with them being pelted by various items. "We have to maintain our lead!"

"Oh, I'm trying my best, pal!" Isabelle remarked as she tried using the acceleration as much as she could.

The wacky racers were going up and down and all around the city, with not a care for the world or to the world as they were intent on winning, regardless of the cost.

"Drat, double drat, and triple drat!" Dick Dastardly cursed as Muttley chuckled. "My devious cheating isn't working! Time for dastardly drastic measures!"

Tiny Kong farted loudly as she laughed, fanning the gas from her burping big butt. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't!"

"Let me smash 'em with my Piko Hammer of justice!" Amy Rose taunted as she spun her red and yellow hammer around, smirking with confidence.

"Tahaya!" Toadette exclaimed with glee whilst twirling around. "Let's shroom it up!"

"Ooh, can I sing?" Aria Meloetta sung in a high pitched voice while rubbing her paddle shaped hands together. "I even brought some icing!"

"Oh Korttork," Dry Bowser groaned as he dusted off his dusty bones. "This isn't going as I hoped."

"Loopy tea! Leave this to me!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he began dancing to the beat.

"Oh, it's no use." Silver The Hedgehog sighed as he shook his head. "We're not going to prevail."

"Don't think like that." Chrom remarked while eating his chrome enhancing fish sticks. "It's our time to tip the scales!"

R.O.B. shook his metal head. "I calculate that this race is not going to be in our robotic favor."

"I will eliminate these worthless racing models!" E-123 Omega boasted and began firing off his arm cannons everywhere.

Arceus chuckled as he closed his eyes. "I could twist the outcome of this race with my godly might if I choose to. But where's the fun in that? Exactly!"

"Let's go up, down, and all around!" Rayquaza exclaimed as he fired off a random Hyper Beam. "I will roll around at the speed of sound!"

"You all better watch out for my stylish grace." Lady Palutena stated with a smirk as she showed off her body to the various racing pairs. "It's cute AND dangerous, plus it comes with a funny face!"

"M-my word!" Isabelle exclaimed as she placed her adorable paws on her face. "Don't you think that's a bit hefty for a race?"

Racing around at the speed of sound leaves a lot to wonder, but Palutena decided to do about it on her own with her partner absent, easily taking the lead until 1 certain dastardly cheater came directly behind her.

"Maybe this will get the point across to her." Dick laughed for he placed on a drill at the end of his Mystery Machine, Muttley chuckling about.

Palutena was humming until she felt something sharp poke her in the back of her head, turning around to see the infamous racing duo. "Oh can't you learn not to be dicks?"

"That would require me not to cheat; which is not going to happen!" Dastardly laughed for he then rammed Palutena off the road, laughing until he and Muttley were suddenly greeted by an explosive flame.