Lady Palutena farted as she strolled down the hallway with a bright golden trophy in her arms, smiling as she felt more confident than usual.
"Hey Pal, why do you look so happy?" Silver The Hedgehog asked as he was carrying various objects using his psychic power.
"Because, mah boi, I just wiped the floor with Shiek!" Palutena stated as she used her goddess powers to spin her staff around as she proudly kept breaking wind with her divine winds. "Let's just say that no one will call me garbage anymore after today's tournament."
"Oh, if it isn't the gassy goddess herself." Bayonetta chuckled as she spun her gun around. "So, you think you're tough shit because you won just one meager battle? Ha. It takes plenty of matches to-"
Palutena shoved the gold trophy into Bayo's face, before turning around and planting her smelly fat ass in the witch's face, forcing herself to make her big butt fart out huge bassy tuba poots that blasted Bayonetta right through the mansion wall and into the moat surrounding the mansion.
"Don't fuck with me, DLC," Palutena scoffed as she waved at Bayonetta. "Because my farts are sexy and dangerous."
"I thought they were gross." Dark Pit taunted as he was riding in a Koopa Klown Kar.
Palutena smirked as she began wiggling her hips while farting, causing Dark Pit to lose hos composure as he was forced to run off. R.O.B. entered the scene with Princess Zelda, the two noticing Palutena performing a farting victory dance with the trophy still shining gold in her arms.
"I guess Palutena's just happy that people won't call her bottom tier," ROB responded as he tilted his metal head.
Zelda scoffed as she folded her arms, smirking. "Oh, she's still bottom tier, it's just the other kind, if you know what I mean..."