Lady Palutena farted as she stretched her big arms out, just for you, sitting on her balcony as she blew back her giant green hair. "Oh... my, how time can fly when you're having fun..."
"Fun? What fun?" Silver responded in distraught since he entered Palutena's room as a means of delivering pizza, wearing his usual red colored Pizza Hut gear. "All you do when you're literally not farting about is messing with the others!"
"Well duh. I need some time to have fun, you know!" Palutena laughed and approached the hedgehog, leaning over and blasting out a big bassy fart out of her goddess rear. "What's the point of being an almighty goddess if you can't do anything?"
"On the contrary, there are plenty of ways to appease yourself aside from being a prankster," R.O.B. pointed out while doing some maintenance within the mansion.
Palutena got an idea in her head, using her godly might to ride on top of R.O.B as she had Silver use his psychic to push them at an incredibly fast rate, with Silver screamed as he held on tightly to Palutena, who cheered with her arms in the air like she didn't care while farting away with the flow.
Dark Pit and Lucas both walked by together while holding hands as they got blasted by the stink from Palutena's flatulence, with Lucas proceeding to curl up into a ball while Dark Pit quickly ducked into the closest, growling and hitting himself as he was both disgusted yet aroused by the awkward situation, much to his prone anger as the last thing the black winged wanted anyone to know was that he was turned on by Palutena's farts.
"Hey Pal, Snake over there said you smell like tuna." R.O.B. reported as he was spinning his metal arms around, spotting his fellow Smasher in a hallway within the manor for smashing.
Palutena glared up at the soldier that was within a cardboard box as she let out a reeking fart that caused the paint to peel. "Oh did he now?"
Snake looked up in confusion for he was hiding in his box. "Huh? What the hell are you talking about-"
Snake screamed as Palutena used her goddess powers to grab him, with the green haired divine figure of light stuffing him into her fart factory as she unleashed a smelly hell onto him. ROB chuckled as he enjoyed this stinky punishment that was being dealt to the bearded figure mumbling about metal gears since this was payback for Snake leaving the robot to fend off a gaggle of gassy girls some time ago.
Palutena was farting like that would surprise anyone, with her doing it in 1 of the mansion's lounge rooms since predictably she stuffed herself to the brim with all sorts of gas churning food.
"Oh yes, this feels ripe!" Palutena laughed and playfully fanned the stinky air she was creating with her pungent butt fumes, her green hair blowing back with every booming gust of broken wind she made.
Waluigi scoffed while selling tacos at his stand, shaking his head. "Don't you get tired of being such an airhead in all the places?"
"But why would I? I'm light, and my entire theme is to be heavenly!" Palutena responded with her angelic tooting starting to turn high pitched as she winked. "It's not like there are people who hate me doing this!"
"Believe me, there are plenty around who don't like your stinky ass!" Waluigi huffed and adjusted his purple cap. "Not to mention many don't like you period."
"W-what? That's a lie!" Palutena blubbered as her toots turned bubbly in desperation.
"Is it now?" Waluigi scoffed as he adjusted his purple cap. "Then why don't you go ask several of them here right now."
"All right I will!" Palutena snapped as she got up and spotted the Ice Climbers, waving at them as she continued to rip ass with fart power. "Hiya, do you two like me?"
Popo and Nana looked at each other as they shook their heads, the duo proceeding to smash Palutena with their mallets and then freezing her into an ice block as they jumped on the frozen ice containing her and began to make flatulence themselves.
"Yay!" Popo cheered while dancing about.
"Take this, stinky!" Nana giggled and jumped joyfully.
Waluigi laughed his head off as he made more tacos, with Palutena wondering if she was going with the right thing in mind.
Palutena was stuffing her face with junk food she brought, farting all the while as she was enjoying her stink that she made in a secluded part of her temple in the Sky world.
"Geeze this is so good!" Palutena burped upon munching through food like it was shredded paper.
"Why are you being such a glutton?" Dry Bowser questioned since he was there to help the pillars shine like they used to.
Palutena responded with a huge burp as her stomach was grumbling, making her fart more. "Because food is delicious!"
Dry Bowser shook his skull in disappointment. "...I figured you would say that..."
