"Palutena, how long are you going to be in there?" Pit moaned; he and several other Smashers were waiting to use the only shower available due to an accident happening to all of the bathrooms.
"As long as I like!" Palutena barked back for she was enjoying her shower, twirling around with her staff. "I love it when steaming hot water comes all over me!"
"That's the third time this week she's been doing this..." Shulk groaned since he really wasn't feeling it, having his arms folded in disappointment.
Palutena then emerged, fully dressed as she would usually be as she winked at the others, who all attacked her in rage. Pit and Shulk groaned as they watched the only available shower become destroyed in the process, causing all of them to stink for a very long time since they didn't have enough money to do renovations.
Palutena was doing some running around at her temple, annoying the seven other fighters as she was baiting them into missing their attacks on her. Of course, the goddess took glee in being this quick of a troll, because why wouldn't she?
"Ain't I a stinker?" Palutena laughed as she went to the farthest corner of her temple to the left, lifting her right leg and letting out an earth shattering fart as she continued her laughter while fanning the air. "Phew! That's smellier than my sweat!"
"Palutena, have you ever heard of deodorant?" Chrom complained because he was having trouble applying chrome to his sword.
"Why would I wear such a thing?" Palutena huffed and was pumping her arms while holding weights in her hands.
"Because you stink!" Chrom snapped, getting infuriated.
Taking a sniff of her armpits, Palutena blushed and laughed sheepishly. "Ooh... maybe I have been a bit smelly today."
Chrom rolled his eyes as he pulled out some deodorant and chucked it at the sweaty goddess, with it being strong enough to knock her out cold. Chrom sighed as he now had to deal with this stench even more.
Palutena farted. "Phew! That stinks."
Palutena farts. "Aww geeze that reeks."