"So nice of you to be here with me Olimar." Lady Palutena said as she and Captain Olimar were sitting on a bench within the garden watching various Pikmin carrying several objects.
"Well you seem to be one of the few who recognizes me." Olimar said in his deep voice; he was writing in his notepad. "When you're 1 of the arguably most obscure characters of playability, you tend to just be all right with it because you're allowed to be in peace."
"Speaking of which..." Palutena said and leaned forward to let out a huge fart, fanning it away from her as she blushed. "...I'm glad that you can put up with my stink bombs."
"I can barely here anything with this helmet on, truth be told." Olimar responded; he continued writing. "It helps that I don't have to smell what may potentially be a horrendous stench."
"Whoo, trust me there's a reason my hair is green!" Palutena laughed and felt more farts erupt from her gas tank, feeling the need to get some new underwear after finishing up her chat as she noticed her flatulence killed off several Pikmin as a result of the goddess stink.
Palutena's stomach growling was getting to her as she was really hungry, with the goddess getting impatient as she was on a road trip with Silver, R.O.B., and Waluigi to the local mart just outside of Onett to get some groceries, with the psychic hedgehog trying his best to make Palutena not think about food.
"But I need it now!" Palutena whimpered like a little kid because tears were forming in her luxurious eyes.
"Come on Pal, not everything has to revolve around eating!" Silver explained while brushing back his quills. "There's plenty of things about life that are exciting!"
"I'm not so sure that is the way to make her feel better..." ROB said in his robotic voice as he knew as a fellow Smasher that things were more complicated than they seemed.
"Wah, just make her shut up!" Waluigi snapped as he was trying to steer the van they were all in.
Eventually Palutena snapped as she let out a magical bassy fart that turned the entire vehicle into a giant bounty of food, stuffing her face in it as Silver couldn't believe what he was seeing while Waluigi shrugged and walked away, with Rob scanning the foods to see if they had any potential toxins within them.
"Oh miss; I do think you wear quite the dress!" Forrest said in excitement while filling up his pants with poots. "But I do decree that I'm making quite the mess!"
Palutena laughed since she was helping the Fire Emblem characters take out the generic units that were popping up around the arena since the gassy green haired goddess was using her flatulence and her staff to whip away the foes. "I appreciate the thought but this is a regular thing for me!"
"Gee you could say that again!" Micaiah giggled while playfully fanning her farts since the priestess approached her. "Does anyone have fresh underwear?"
"You're out of luck." Tanya chimed upon firing her arrows while feeling her sloppy sharts smear her stained jeans. "Because I'm in good need of them myself."
"Then we're probably gonna need to wash ourselves to rest in a bath!" Palutena chimed for she had her Fire Emblem Heroes go near her and together they unleashed a simultaneous shart that knocked the remaining enemy forces out giving them a win.
Palutena decided to rip 1 giant fart that made her feel better since she was in the mood to be gassy. "Phew; glad I let that 1 go! It was fogging up my memory!"