Palutena hummed as she walked down the fantastically and sensational canon (formerly fanon) mansion of the Smashers, bending over and unleashing a huge fart on the door in front of her as she strolled in, casually fanning her godly methane, much to the annoyance of the males within the room.
"Palutena, don't you know when to knock come in?" K. Rool groaned.
Palutena smirked as she twirled her staff around while breaking wind with a sloppy exclamation. "What are you boys doing?"
"We're trying to see if we can get into that mysterious valley." Lucas murmured while holding onto a map.
"Lemme guess, the 1 with that purple Allosaurus." Palutena pointed out as she noticed a certain movie poster hanging on the wall nearby.
"I thought he was a Tyrannosaurus," Ike commented while munching through a fresh bucket of fried chicken.
"Maybe he's both, I dunno." Palutena shrugged. "But what I do know is that he's not as menacing as he seems-"
Suddenly the mansion shook violently, with all of them looking outside to see Gwangi the dinosaur being roped around by the Belmonts, who were dressed like cowboys, with Bowser and Charizard spewing flames in the garden that caused fire to surround the theropod.
"Come on, why won't you stay still?" Ricther exclaimed as he was suddenly snatched up by Gwangi, screaming while being crunched down on.
Palutena gasped as she let loose a squeaky steamer in shock. "Ooh... that doesn't seem pleasant."
And then Gwangi spotted Palutena, smashing through the building in an attempt of getting her, which he did as Palutena screamed in pain, failing to get out in light of stabbing the theropod with her staff.
Normally a walk in the woods wouldn't be so bad so long as you could recognize where you were, but in this case our cast had no idea on where they were.
"Hey Lady, we're not lost are we?" Pit asked nervously while his white angel wings were lowered.
Palutena scoffed while holding a map upside down. "Please, we're not gonna be lost so long as we have this with us."
"We've been walking through here for a while." Shulk commented while adjusting his Monado sword. "I can tell there's not a good feeling from this."
"Did anyone ever tell you that you need to shut up?" Palutena snapped, poking her staff through Shulk's head and knocking him out. The others were quite shocked by this display.
"Perhaps we should look for any cabins around here?" Richter suggested while chucking his axes at several bats flying nearby, with it getting dark.
Palutena began to use her godly power to shine. "We need not to be frightened of the darkness... not when I can just light the way!"
"Ooh, that is a smart tactic." Alph said while trying to get his various Pikmin to return to him.
The group continued trekking through the forest, deciding to give up as it was clear that they were not going to find the way out.
"Thanks for letting us go to the fair!" Zelda exclaimed happily while clapping her hands together.
Palutena chuckled, twirling her staff around. "It was the least I could do for letting me watch that contest between you and the big breasted woman."
"Please, you can call me Camilla dear." Said the sexy purple clothed and purple haired waifu as she fanned away a huge fart she let loose. "Phew, I wish I had a tuba to sit on for that 1!"
"You think that's big?" Palutena smirked as she bent over to unleash an enormous sloppy fart that stunk so much it put the carnival to shame. "That 1 was so ripe it could make grass wilt in an instant!"
"Well I certainly believe that, but top this!" Zelda taunted, ripping a fart that got deeper pitched until it suddenly ended, the princess widening her eyes while blushing vividly. "...I think I just went too far and did a poopsie."
Several seconds of awkward silence led to all the gassy girls giggling as they proceeded to head onto the mediocre rides, which they improved with their playful yet stinky banter.