"Well gang we're here!" Lady Palutena exclaimed after shining down with her bright heavenly light, following it up with a big fart that made the tourists scream and run away in fear.
"Palutena, there is a reason why you invited us to this amusement park right?" Silver the Hedgehog asked nervously while brushing his quills.
"Well of course, to have fun!" Palutena giggled while going super fast by gliding above the ground, heading towards the Ferris Wheel overlooking the island near Tomadachi Island. "If you're too slow, then you're a weenie!"
R.O.B. scanned the area while he turned his robotic head to the gang. "I have sensed that Palutena has done something to make this visit rather hectic."
"I believe it." Dry Bowser said in disappointment while folding his bony arms together, shaking his skull in disapproval. "So what are we waiting for now?"
"To stop her from doing anything reckless, now come on!" Chrom boldly stated while eating fish sticks, dashing after the green haired goddess while the others sighed and followed, with them spotting a bored Squidward Tentacles reading a book in a concession stand.
"Don't mind, or rather please don't annoy me." Squidward said while rubbing his big nose, having signs that dictated to not bug him.
"But today is the night to do it!" Zelda chimed as she got her buffed rear in Squidward's face and began farting, with the annoyed squid grabbing a club and smashing the gassy princess with it.
On the note of stinky girls, Palutena was getting the others off the rollercoaster she now found herself on from revealing her smelly armpits to the public, which was enough to make them sick. This trip was not going to end well.
Palutena squealed with joy while riding on the roller coaster ride, her arms in the air as she accidentally let go of her staff, hearing it land on some people. "Whoopsie! Guess I should be less reckless, teehee!"
Palutena was fighting atop the temple stage that belonged to her against a variety of Smashers who popped in and out with her farting constantly when she paused to have a moment of clarity. "Wait a moment; why am I just fighting when I could be having a party?"
"A good question!" Pit chimed in agreement since he was collecting a variety of snacks for him to eat due to his stomach growling. "I just wanna eat all the treats that's out in the world!"
"At least you seem to be in the festive mood!" Palutena complimented while taking in her reeking odor emitting from her dump truck of a rumbling rear.
Palutena was reading through an intriguing book about physics upon letting out flatulence while riding in a subway train that was on an elevated railway with her looking out the window briefly to see a neon lit amusement theme park in the distance during the night. "Ooh! That place looks ravishing! I must visit it!"
So take a trip to it did the gassy goddess; she enjoyed it all.
"You damn bet I did!" Palutena confirmed while riding around on the Ferris Wheel upon tooting away.
Palutena was making her way around the Akala Outskirts doing a training session with incineroar when they both spotted Tapu Lele farting near the Runs of Life. "Say who is that cute girl-"
"Oh I wouldn't bother with her." Incineroar responded while having flames emerge around his cat wrestler body. "She's bad news that Tapu trash."
"H-hey! You shut up!" Lele snapped angrily while puffing up her face cheeks in light of not having a mouth since she was pooting up a stink storm. "You don't have the right to criticize me!"
"...Is that right?" Palutena asked while fanning her flatus with her staff twirling. "Cause it sounds to me that-"
Incineroar grabbed the goddess of Light and chucked her like she was an item at Tapi Lele who used her Moonblast attack combined with her farts to send Palutena right back at the heel feline Pokemon which caused them to go blasting off again.
Palutena was off on yet another stupid adventure with plenty of her girlfriends who clearly didn't want to be there for she used her godly smash power and her gassy farts to ward off whatever came their way; eventually they reached a mountain. "Well who wants to head up 1st?"
"I kinda don't." Pyra admitted upon touching her fingertips together while blushing and shifting her eyes. "I still feel back problems from having to slash all those boulders..."
"I could do it." Alex said while she ate a steak she had in her Minecraft hands that made her burp and fart simutaneously. "But I think we should mine our way from the inside."