"Ahh so this is the newbie!" Palutena greeted while casually farting since she could feel her goddess stomach growling. "Been a while since we had someone look exactly like my little angel...!"

"...mom you're embarrassing me..." Pit muttered in the corner while playing a round of Monopoly with his buddies since he was using his angelic wings to fan away the pungent poots popping right out of his divine butt.

Sora felt a bit nervous for he let out a huge fart that caused him to shit his pants. "Heh; guess I got carried away when I came here. Guess they didn't say anything about these side effects that I would receive-"

"Oh don't you worry sweetie; I know exactly what's gonna leave a mark for you to remember me by!" Palutena giggled with a mischievous smirk upon bending over and firing off a huge fart trail of flames she lit up with her explosive flame attack that burnt the Smashers alive along with the other characters present; she blushed in embarrassment upon noting that she burnt off most of her clothing yet was still breaking wind. "Oh dearest me; that's not what I meant to do-"

"Fucking hell woman, can't you keep that goddamn cannon of yours going off for 5 minutes?" King K. Rool complained upon having hid himself behind a shield. "Now you scared off that kid for life!"

"Look it's not my fault if he baked brownies from my godly presence being so overwhelming in how I just-" Palutena tried to explain only to realize that she accidentally killed Sora in her fiery flatulent firing. "Oops: guess I got carried away again."

Palutena was then banned from the mansion for months by virtue of the fact that the group would collectively need to find yet another version of the final fighter that they just lost.

"Hey it's fine." Palutena admitted while continuing to fart for she headed through the grassy meadows of the Melee All Star resting area. "A break is the exact kind of thing a goddess like me needs!"


Another day came and went like Palutena farting since that was exactly what she was doing; and granted it was her temple so it's not like much would change.

"Oh this break from the mansion was a splendid idea!" Palutena complimented herself upon fanning her rancid rump roars back to herself to get a good whiff of them. "They can't handle the wind that's expelled from my divine cheeks!"

"Oh please! That's nothing compared to me!" Viridi insulted since she farted her way to the temple in a vain attempt at upstarting her fellow fart filled gas goddess. "I've learned to hone my flatulence to such a degree that I don't need reset bombs anymore!"

"Really now?" Palutena said with a smirk for her eyes lit up and she immediately grabbed Viridi and stuck her right in her fumigating rear. "Well let's test that -BLORT- theory!"

"Nya!" Viridi screamed for tears formed in her eyes in a vein attempt of getting away from the gassy Palutena only to continue letting loose herself. "I -POOT- hate you so much...!"


"Whatcha doing?" Palutena asked Pokemon's Farting Hilda upon noticing the gassy Pokegirl sniffing up the flatulence of her tooting male Bisharp while going through Castelia City for a casual shopping spree.

"I want to see my Pokemon have enough toots to handle my toot training!" Hilda explained upon her bassy farts puffing up her jean shorts while taking in the flatus expelling out of her humiliated Bisharp. "Aww yeah; now this is why they call you a pocket monster! I can feel my nose ready to wilt!"

Palutena glanced up at the embarrassed Bisharp who tried to avoid eye contact with this goddess; this made her smirk since she could feel her stomach rumble. "I really enjoy what you're doing. Care to let me give you a helpful hint?"

"Oh yes that would be great!" Hilda chimed upon shooting right up with her holding her hands together since she could feel her farts become higher pitched in tone.

With a wink Palutena lifted up her leg and blasted out a big brassy brap that shook the entire city and caused several of the skyscrapers to collapse. "Much as I love to fart it's best to hold it in at a time so when you're ready to let loose you can really let them fly!"


Pakulena farted while she was ripping ass with Captain Toad who himself was on another tooting treasure track.

"You think we'll be able to attract the viewers Cap?"

"Beats me Pal. I just know that there's gotta be treasure somewhere!"

"I like that optimism; it reminds me of myself!"

"Well I'm sure these toots remind you of yourself too!"


Palutena was looking at herself in the mirror curiously. "Am I really gassy because I'm bored?"