Right as an icicle was about to pierce straight through Subaru's forehead, the young boy suddenly disappeared from the spot and reappeared leaning against the alley's wall.
Subaru held a huge toothy grin, as he was chuckling to himself.
"Huh?"
The girl looked confused, as well as her little spirit creature.
Both were no longer interested in getting questions out of the raven-haired boy, instead were more confused on how he suddenly teleported, and on why he was creepily chuckling to himself.
"HAHAHA!"
The boy's chuckling turns into a full-blown fit of creepy laughter, as he didn't even try to stop himself from disturbing the two.
"I'll let your insults pass this time Thirth Person, only because I'm in a good mood."
"Uhm..."
The girl tries to ask Subaru about what he's talking about, but is too confused to even start to question him.
While the girl seemingly was too confused to question him, the floating cat didn't seem to share the same amount of confusion.
"What are you blabbering about?"
It asked Subaru.
Subaru's eyes lit up at it's question, almost as if he had been waiting for someone to ask him that.
"I'm glad you asked little kitty!"
"
You just so happened to be in the presence of THEE Subaru Natsuki!
"
The boy exclaimed with pride.
Unfortunately for Subaru, the girl and her spirit companion didn't give him the reaction he was hoping for, instead, they looked even more confused.
"Ugh, you two obviously are uncultured if you don't recognize me."
"Uhm...Are you a knight?"
Although the girl knew she should've left many minutes ago and shouldn't have been dealing with the crazy boy, something about the boy was making her entertain his antics. The same could be said for the cat creature of hers.
Although the little cat was extremely loyal to it's master; the girl, it felt a strange feeling from Subaru as it and the girl continued to interact with him.
The creature could read surface level thoughts and intentions, but what was radiating off the boy was nothing like the cat has seen.
"You done blabbering Thirth Person?"
Subar––
"Ahem, I just so happen to become extremely famous! I got billions of hits on the first day, can you believe that shit happened?!"
Subaru proudly boasted to the two.
Just like before, his words didn't help the two understand, instead just leading them to be even more confused.
But it seems Subaru mistook their confusion with them being starstruck.
"I know I know, I'm such a fucking cool protagonist, but sorry, I still don't do autographs."
Subaru politely shuts down something that no one was asking for.
"Shut up Thirth Person!"
Subaru shouts at the two.
"You just hate me because I'm loved by many now, and that every single comment included 'I hate that Thirth Person thing' in their comments!"
Subaru continues his onslaught of anger towards to two, with his anger seemingly coming out of thin air.
The two, but more so the girl, was once again, confused by Subaru.
"I-I need to go..."
The girl stammered out.
She felt even more weirded out by Subaru, especially because the feeling she had to entertain Subaru's actions was growing even bigger, which although sounded slightly strange but harmless, something deep inside of her heart was telling her it would be a massive mistake.
Unlike it's master, the cat spirit was feeling even more curious about Subaru with every word that spewed out of the raven boy's mouth.
So it did something that shocked it's contractor.
"Subaru, right?"
It asked.
"Just like the name below this."
Subaru smiled at the creature and once again reached out to pet it.
Luckily for Subaru, the little cat creature no longer had any intentions of fighting Subaru, so it let Subaru grab it without moving away.
"Puck. Puck is my name."
"Puck... Wait...Puck!?"
Although Subaru has never met the spirit, Subaru; just like many things in life, seemed to recognize the spirit.
"You can see that too, right!?"
Subaru had a large excited grin on his face, hoping to hear a certain answer from the spirit, as he points towards... the sky.
Although he was pointing towards the sky, Puck and the girl saw something completely different.
"Uh... I only see your mangled hand."
The little spirit answered Subaru honestly.
While curious about how Subaru's hand got to be so brutally mangled, and on how Subaru wasn't even reacting to it, Puck felt like it was better for him not to ask him on the matter.
Puck's answer greatly disappointed Subaru, audible by the heavy sigh Subaru dropped
"SIGH... I guess I'm the only fourth wall break character so far..."
"Well..."
Ignoring the boy's strange behavior, Puck asks Subaru what he had been wanting to ask of him.
"Me and Lia have to go find something, but we can use a hand."
The spirit smiles up to Subaru, as he rested atop the young man's palms.
Subaru's eyes light up at the spirit's words, feeling giddy about the opportunity Infront of him. In Subaru's head, there was only one thing going on, and that was to be cool.
"Wow! You are so out of character little guy, but because I'm in a good mood, I'll join you on your little adventure."
"Great! Let's––"
"Twenty-Seven minute timeskip! The cool guy named Subaru says, as Puck looks at Subaru with adoring eyes, and the girl Emilia blushes and wishes she was as cool as Subaru."
"So what we looking for?"
Subaru asks the girl, which he found out her name was surprisingly actually Emilia, just like he had thought.
After the trio left the alley, they had been walking around and Emilia was asking some people if they have seen a young thief girl, but it was not surprising that many people were put off by Subaru next to Emilia, especially because his hands were now dripping blood as he walked.
"Are you sure your hands okay?"
Emilia stops in place and asks again.
In just the time they had left the alley, Emilia had already asked Subaru many times if he needed his hands healed, but Subaru kept refusing, stating that 'It'll be fixed by the end of the chapter'.
Of course she was confused, but she reluctantly complied with him, even though every part of her was telling her to heal him.
"Just like Thirth Person said a few lines ago, I'll be fine Emilia-pan."
Subaru waved off her concern one again, but the action caused a dollop of blood to fall onto Emilia's cheek.
"Ah! Sorry about that Pan-Emilia, it's that time of the month for my hands."
He apologized.
Subaru tried to clean the blood from Emilia's cheek, but it only made it worse, with her cheek not having a small blood drop on her cheek anymore, instead, with her cheek being fully covered in his blood.
"It's fine Subaru."
Puck feigned a smile as he told the raven-haired boy.
Although the spirit had invited the boy to help, he had now regretted doing so. He didn't have that curiosity about the boy anymore, instead, he was getting more irritated each minute that passed.
"No no no, let me do this for you."
Subaru shook his head and insisted to keep 'helping', but Puck was having none of it.
The spirit was about to go off on the boy, but luckily for Subaru, Emilia notices something that causes Subaru and her spirit to draw there attention elsewhere.
"Hey, do you see that girl over there?"
Emilia points over to a cute young girl.
The little girl was the epitome of cuteness. She was wearing an adorable pink dress with a small ribbon around it. Something that added to her adorableness, was her green hair that was styled in a––
"CUT, CUT! THE STRIKE IS OVER!"
Subaru screams out extremely loudly, something that attracted many eyes to him, even the little adorable gi––
"What the fuck is up with you Thirth Person?!"
Subaru screams out, this time much quieter, but still something that grabbed the attention of everyone.
"We do not care about some random ass green haired child!"
Many people easily put two and two together, and quickly figured out Subaru was talking about the adorable kid, especially the little girl. The girl started bawling her eyes out, something that made everyone in the near area angry at Subaru.
One of the brave people in the area, a dog-woman, angrily stomps up to the monster that is Subaru Natsuki, and confronts the evil man.
*SLAP*
"HOW DARE YOU!"
The demi-human slaps Subaru across the face.
Obviously not expecting the sudden slap – and because he's pretty weak – Subaru is sent to the ground by the hard slap.
Subaru grabs his cheek; which now had a large red handprint, and whimpers pathetically on the ground, as he starts to bawl his––
"I'm not crying you dickhead!"
Tears streamed down Subaru's face, as he denied it.
The woman looked confused for a split second, but immediately adopted her angered expression again.
"Huh? Are you stupi––"
"The Greatest PoV"
Pant pant shorts shorts kilt kilt... Hello guys. Contrary to what Thirth Person was talking about a few lines above me, I was in fact, not bawling like that green loli.
You might be wondering now, why is it this amazing guy's PoV right now? Well, after I was unfairly pushed to the ground, several people beat the living shit out of me.
Luckily me being the cool guy I am, I managed to 1v12 them all, but because I knew that there were tons of haters around me, being as cool as I am I knew it was time for me and the hot chick to part.
If we didn't, the poor chick would've been also beaten up along with me.
I remember her bursting into tears screaming 'I don't want to leave you Subaru!' but me and Puck managed to calm her down and accept we had to go different ways.
Ahh, you guys should've seen how even Thirth Person tried to stay with me, but I told that thing to follow Emilia. Poor thing was clinging to me begging to stay with me, but I knew I needed to be heroic and let it go with Emilia.
Such a kind guy I am, right?
Well after dispanding my party and releasing my party members into the wild, I walked back to alley where we met, and then I sat down and rested my back against the wall.
"I'm so fucking cool."
"I'm so fucking cool."
Subaru mumbles out.
Subaru was not fine. If one were to just see Subaru's expression, they would think the boy is perfectly fine, but his appearance would immediately give away his true status.
His comments had truly angered the people in the stalls, which caused not just the demi-human to start beating the raven-haired boy, but also every other vender who heard the boy's crude remarks towards the loli.
As he was being pulverized by the group, Emilia had walked over to the young girl, and despite the young girl flinching at Emilia's appearance at first, the little one quickly opened up to Emilia and cried into her arms.
Subaru didn't see much after that. He had actually passed out as he saw Emilia and the girl walking away.
"Heh, you done Thirth Person?"
Subaru chuckles.
Subaru's body was in a terrible state. It was surprising he was even alive at the moment.
His head had a large gash on it, his arms were all cut up, both his hands didn't even looked like hands anymore, instead, it was looking more like minced beef. His right leg was all cut up like how his arms were, but his left leg was even worse. His left foot was twisted in a direction it shouldn't have been, and he had two missing toes.
"It's kinda funny right? We just skipped over me getting brutally beaten, with me barely surviving through it all. Not written good enough! No kudos for this chapter!"
Even while knocking at death's door, even when he was laying in a pool of his blood, Subaru was still talking to the voices.
"They're real Thirth Person."
Surprisingly, the one Subaru constantly is yelling at; Thirth Person, instead of his usual yelling, Subaru is now smiling up to the sky while talking to it.
"You're real too Thirth Person."
Subaru smiles, as tears start streaming down his face.
"I'm not crying."
Subaru was crying.
"I'm not."
Subaru is crying.
"Let's talk about you Thirth Person."
Subaru tries to get his delusions to focus on something else.
"What's up with you? You on drugs or something? You seem so different from last time..."
Subaru looks up me to the sky with a small smirk.
The things he was seeing must've been different from what he remembered, causing Subaru to be confu––
"You miss me–Ack!"
Subaru exclaims to the sky, but ends up coughing up blood.
"I-I got cancer!?"
The raven-haired boy asked to the sky.
Of course the boy didn't have cancer, he instead was coughing up bloods due to his injuries.
"Wow... way to treat a guy with cancer Thirth Person...Subaru rolls his eyes in a cool way."
It was it for the boy.
In just mere moments, he would take his final breath in this world. The sight was rather saddening. The boy might've been crazy, but dying alone in an alley was something that he didn't deserve, even if he did yell at an adorable girl.
"You gotta stop with that 'adorable' talk with that loli, Thirth Person. Something about the way you say it rubs me the wrong way."
Subaru frowns.
Subaru's words were rather hypocritical, as back in his old world, he used to frequent a certain genre of hentai, one that would make his words extremely hyprocritic––
"Hang on Thirth Person!"
Subaru shoots up from leaning against the alley's floor. He stands as if he wasn't about to meet his maker in just a few moments.
"I ain't no lolicon enthusiast! Don't spread rumors about me! I have to make a good impression for the fanfiction people! I jacked off exclusively to Frieren, so fuck–– ACK!"
As Subaru was blabbering like he always does, his body finally gave out on him and he dropped to the dirty floor of the alley. Face first in a pile of trash, Subaru would take his final breath, with his last words being...
"Fuck you Thirth Person..."
And then it was the end of Subaru Natsuki.
A life filled with blabbering, ended with him dying because he wouldn't shut his mouth.
And so, the name Subaru Natsuki was to be forgo––
"The Greatest PoV"
"Am I in heaven?!"
You guys seeing this shit too?
One moment I'm bleeding out from my victory wounds, and the next I'm blessed with gift of an adorable dragon licking my hand?!
"Nah Coolbaru, this is real life."
The guy with the dragon said something like that.
Also, you guys are luckily stuck with my PoV until I meet Emilia, because Thirth Person is still talking in the failed loop.
Pfft~ what a dumbass.
Let's explore whilst we wait for Thirth Person.
...Okay I'm done. Normally Thirth Person would explain it all, but I'm not that thing, and I'm not wanting to explain everything.
Just to give you an idea of the things I did, I met some hot red-haired knight, and the guy looked super strong! The guy was super nice to me, probably has a crush on me.
Sorry Reintard, I'm not into tall guys... or guys in general! (Sorry yaoi fans, most I'll do is fuck a femboy off screen)
Other then the guy that's crushing on me, I also met the thief Emilia was talking about, and all I can say about her is... I'm glad Thirth Person isn't here.
I can't say for y'all, but Thirth Person was acting like a total lolicon earlier. Constantly calling the one loli that appeared cute, ehh... pretty weird shit.
You know what? I'll get some evidence against Thirth Person and send it's ass to jail!
...maybe I'm too harsh on the thing. Maybe Thirth Person just likes cutes things...
Yeah! That's it!
I don't know why the thing never calls me cute or adorable then, but I guess it just forgets.
Enough yapping about Thirth Person potentially being a Rudeus, let's talk about where I am at!
Currently I've met up with Emilia(which lazy Thirth Person still isn't back yet)and we are currently searching for some amulet.
Which btw, I found out Emilia is a half-elf! I know I know, you all probably thinking what my reaction was to it, right? I can't deny I was disgusted that she was a half-breed, but hey, she's smoking hot so she gets a pass.
And if you wanna know, I used my genius brain and didn't make myself look suspicious, and expertly got Emilia-pan and Pucky to like me.
I was like "You two ever heard of... Reinhard?" And then they were like "Yeah! We're huge fans!" And then I was like "Well I actually mentored the guy." It went something like that.
(Obviously I cut out the parts where they were praising the shit out of me.)
We left the alley, not without me dropping the heavy SIGH that was slowing me down.
Right now I'm interacting with some of the npcs to see if they know where the blonde loli is.
We got some options for our text boxes. Do we:
Threaten the man.
Yell and berate the man
Seduce the man for a potential answer.
Show Picture.
Leave the conversation.
Hmm...I'm not one to threaten or be rude to people, I'm a pretty nice guy after all, so not those options.
I did make a super accurate drawing of the thief loli, but I don't think this random NPC should see it, so...
Let's do número 4!
Ding ding ding!
i picked the right choice! Now onto the next NP––
Subaru and Emilia move onto the next person.
So far, they have gotten nowhere with their questioning, but Emilia seems hopeful that she'll get a clue to where the thief is.
"Ahem."
Subaru clears his throat to speak, but his throat was perfectly fine and needed no clearing.
"Not even a hello? Fuck you too Thirth Person!"
It seems Subaru hasn't learned anything, as he screams out again in public, but luckily only few heard it, with all of them not caring to even look at the boy.
Even when he's experienced death he hasn't changed, which is expected. A crazy man dies and comes back, at the end of the day would still be crazy, if not even more crazy than before his death.
"What the fuck you talking about Thirth Person!?"
Subaru's yelling to something that isn't there was freaking Emilia out.
"A-Are you sick, Subaru?"
Emilia timidly asked.
She had actually started to enjoy the boy's wacky behavior, but now that he was randomly talking to some invisible thing, she was getting creeped out by him.
"Don't worry about it Email-pan, I was just talking to something."
Subaru waves off Emilia's concerns with a wave of his hand.
Although still a little weirded out, Emilia was curious on what Subaru was talking to.
"What are you talkin–"
"It'll fry your brain if I tell you."
Subaru nonchalantly says, as he doesn't even let her finish talking.
"O-Oh..."
Of course like any normal person, Emilia didn't like the idea of her mind being scrambled up, so she decides to drop anymore questions she was going to ask him.
Puck also wanted to ask Subaru some questions, but something in his mind was telling him not to ask.
"Onto the next NPC!"
Subaru exclaims.
"O-Okie!"
Emilia tries to match Subaru enthusiasm.
And so the two started making their way around the capital, asking many people if they've seen the thief girl, but were met with a no from each of them.
They could have asked many other people, but for a reason Emilia didn't know, Subaru kept trying to avoid going to a certain spot, which just so happened to be the spot the crying green-haired girl was.
Subaru showed off his poorly drawn sketch of the thief to everybody he came across, but because of how badly it was drawn, nobody could give the pair a clue on where the thief is, or even who the thief was.
Not being one to take criticism well, Subaru kept angrily shouting at the people who couldn't understand his scribbles, which luckily for Subaru, none of the people confronted him on it, and just treated him like he was a child.
The two had no lead on where the thief might be, but suddenly out of nowhere, Subaru got a lead.
"Eureka!"
Subaru exclaims.
"I just got some info Emilia-pan!"
Subaru looks over to Emilia with a large smile.
"Really?"
Emilia asks with some excitement in her voice.
She was somewhat skeptical about if Subaru was just messing with her again, but she wanted to believe him on it.
"Felt should be in the slums!"
Subaru proudly says.
Emilia tilts her head to the side and looks confused.
"Felt?"
She questions.
"Ah, slip of the tongue."
Subaru knocks the side in his head.
"H-Hey! W-Why are you doing that?"
Emilia asks, concerned on why Subaru just punched his head.
"Eh, isn't that what they do in animes when they do goofy shit?"
"Uhm...no?"
"Let's go find Reintard!"
Ignoring that he punched the side his head, Subaru happily jumps in place as he looks around wildly.
If anyone from his own world were to see him, they would think he was on some sort of substance.
"I am on some shit!"
Subaru exclaims to the sky, as he bent backwards, but somehow maintained his balance.
"I'm high on death!"
Although Subaru was yelling loudly, no one but Emilia was paying attention to Subaru.
"It just now hit me, I actually just returned from dea–"
The world goes dark and time comes to a standstill.
Subaru looks around in shock, obviously not understanding what is going on. After all, even though he was crazy, he was still a normal human boy.
"Not because of that Thirth Person, it's just that this is only supposed to happen between chapters."
Subaru suddenly adopts a serious expression on his face.
He stops his goofy pose he's in, and stands up straight and rubs his chin like he's a detective. He looks around, but was mainly looking at Emilia's frozen state.
"Hmm..."
He stares at the girl, as he thinks of what might be going on.
He's never seen anything like it, and obviously it was something that even a crazy guy like him would be curious about.
"She's so fucking hot."
Subaru's serious expression drops from his face.
The raven-haired boy keeps inspecting her face, admiring each and every detail th––
"I love you."
A voice reverberates in Subaru's head.
"What the fuck!?"
Subaru's eyes grow wide.
Although he has been crazy for quite a while, he had never had any of the voices talk back to him. So for a voice to suddenly talk to him, sent goosebumps all over Suba––
"Not because of that Thirth Person!"
Subaru shakes his head side to side, as the world's color returns and slowly starts to move.
"That girl interrupted you!"
"Huh?"
Emilia tilts her head and looks confused.
One moment Subaru was doing a weird pose, the next he's yelling in her face.
"To Reintard we go!"
Ignoring her confusion for the fiftieth time, Subaru just spins around and starts happily skipping as he starts to walk forwards.
"Line Cut!"
"Annnd...action!"
Subaru claps his hands together.
After walking around for a few minutes, Subaru had the brilliant idea of calling out for Reinhard. Subaru screamed out 'I need help Reintard!', which he waited for a few seconds and then the handsome knight arrived.
Currently, he, Reinhard, and Emilia, were walking in the middle of the slums.
"So, what do you need help with."
Being the incredibly nice and humble guy he is, Reinhard asked Subaru what he needed.
The cruel Subaru never gave Reinhard what he needed help on, leaving the red-headed knight to follow Subaru and Emilia with confusion.
"You sucking his dick as well, Thirth Person?"
Subaru mumbles quietly.
Unfortunately for Subaru, both Emilia and Reinhard had better hearing than the average person, so they heard his whispering perfectly.
"Woah, you guys heard that too?"
Subaru tries to play off his mumbling as if someone else said it.
"I think it might have been one of the people here."
Reinhard knows Subaru was the one who said it, but because of his kindness, Reinhard makes Subaru not feel embarrassed about his whispering.
The trio walk around for a few minutes, until they reach a bar.
"Let's catch this blonde loli!"
Without wasting anytime, Subaru sprints at the door.
*Bam*
Subaru fails to break through the door, instead, breaks his left arm.
Although he didn't break the door down like he intended, it did catch the attention of the people inside.
"Hel— shit."
A little blonde girl opens the door, but immediately tries to shut it as she sees Emilia and Reinhard.
Unfortunately for the young thief, Reinhard easily stops the closing with his hand, and opens the door fully.
Now that the door was fully open, the red-headed knight and Emilia could see a very large man behind the counter, as well as a raven-haired woman dressed in a very revealing outfit seated at the counter.
The raven-hair woman smirks at the sight of the two, and stands up from her seat.
"I can't do it if the owne––"
The woman is interrupted by a loud scream.
"AHH!"
The scream coming from Subaru.
Subaru was squirming on the ground, as his arm was bent in a direction that wasn't good.
"Help me!"
Subaru cries out.
"Holy shit!"
His crying immediately stops as his eyes land on the raven-haired girl.
Subaru jumps up from the ground, and smiles widely.
"You didn't tell me there was a hot chick here!"
He quickly walks over to the woman with a charming smile, but is suddenly stopped by an arm on his non-broken arm.
Subaru angrily turns his head to the thing that was stopping him from moving, and was met with the small smile of Reinhard.
"Sorry for this Subaru."
Reinhard apologizes, and then reaches his hand to Subaru's head.
"I return by de—"
"My PoV again?!"
Thirth Person is over there talking about how I'm moving in this frozen time, as I move closer to the hot ass chick.
Question time! Do ya think I can score this girl?
YES
YES
YES
YES
OR YES
I pick OR YES!
Once time starts again, I'll surely impress this woman!
I'm so ducking cool!
The world moves once again, and now Subaru is suddenly standing behind the raven-haired girl.
"I gotcha Elsa!"
Subaru cheers from behind the woman, as he somehow has pom-poms in his hand.
"It's two against three now!"
Subaru smirks from behind the woman.
"Subaru..."
Reinhard looks disappointed at Subaru's antics.
"I-I knew I shouldn't have trusted you!"
Emilia screams out.
She was very hurt by Subaru. She knows she shouldn't have, but something about Subaru was pulling her towards him, and she felt deeply hurt by Subaru's betrayal.
"Heh, you're an interesting one."
The woman tells Subaru as she stares ahead of herself.
"I have no idea how you know my name, but I'll love to see your guts after this."
The woman, Elsa, licks her lips as she pulls out a kunai from her waist.
Subaru's eyes lit up as Elsa's words, obviously misunderstanding what the woman meant.
"I'm flattered, but I'm not interested in getting pegged. How about I be inside your guts instead?"
"Ahah~ you really are an interes...oh..."
Elsa was entertained by Subaru's antics, but as Subaru put his hand against her back, she suddenly felt a sharp pain, as her upper body fell forward, with her legs staying stood in place.
Right in the middle of where her stomach would be, was a clean cut.
"Tee-hee~ imagine being split In half!"
Subaru grabs his belly and starts laughing hysterically.
His laughs filled the bar as everyone looked at Subaru with shock in their eyes.
"H-How..."
Emilia gawks at Subaru, not believing what she's seeing.
"Oh my..."
The large man behind the counter also looked appalled at Subaru's appearance.
"I-Isn't that impossible..."
The thief girl exclaimed.
She wasn't the type of person to know much about the knights, but she knew enough to know that what she was seeing was something that was impossible.
"How didn't I notice..."
Even the usually calm Reinhard was stunned at what was in Subaru's hand.
In Subaru's right hand, was a sword of great power, a sword that hadn't been used by anyone but the ones of the Astreas. A sword that was capable of slashing away concepts if in the right hands, was in the hands of a crazy young man.
"That's right fuckers! I stole the human god's sword!"
Subaru smirks widely and exclaims, as he struggles to lift the sword up to the roof.
Unfortunately for Subaru, the sword doesn't like him handling it.
"Ah! Stop moving!"
The sword moves erratically in his hand, as he struggles to not get cut by it.
"Stop it from moving Thirth Person!"
Subaru yells out.
Subaru was being dragged by the sword around the bar, breaking all of the furniture and stools.
"AHH—!"
"NOO—!"
"...!"
Subaru kept getting dragged by the sword for a few more seconds, until finally the sword stopped.
"Whew~ that was something."
Subaru smiles as he leans onto the sword handle.
As he was resting his chest on the handle, Subaru notices a strange smell in the room, as well as a thick red liquid dripping from the sword, as well as from his hair.
"Huh? Didn't know this thing made strawberry jam."
He looks surprised at the 'jam', but as a drop of the 'jam' runs along his lips, he takes a lick.
Subaru's smile vanishes from his face, and his face scrunches into a disgusted frown, as he spits out the 'jam'.
"That's not jam... That's Emilia-pan's blood."
"Subaru..."
A small voice calls out to Subaru, but Subaru ignores it.
"End the chapter now Thirty Pers––"
Subaru doesn't get to finish, as he's suddenly cut in half.
The sword that was in his hands suddenly slipped out of his hands, and easily slashed the crazy boy in half.
The last thing Subaru sees is Reinhard walking over to his body with a sadden expression, and then the world goes dark.
"I'm back!"
Subaru screams out.
He instantly noticed that it was the time when he, Reinhard, and Emilia had just arrived at the bar, as he was standing straight Infront of the door.
"Let's catch this loli!"
"But that'll be next chapter!"
Reinhard and Emilia ignore Subaru's antics and start knocking on the door.
Footsteps are heard inside, and then the door opens, revealing the little thief girl.
"Is it ignore Subaru day or something? Why isn't the chap over."
The little girl tries to shut the door like the previous time, but the door is once again closed by––
"You really are different this chapter, Thirth Person, get your act together. End. The. Chapter."