"I'm really beating you!" Palutena laughed above her farts since she was fanning it away from her due to the room's paint peeling around them, knowing that she was going to have to change her brown stained white jeans that she was taking quite the pleasure of smearing per usual. "You (FRRRT!) shouldn't have (FRAAP!) decided to (BLOOORT!) with me knowing that I was gonna (SPLORCH!) win this easily!"
"How are you always winning in any match up against me regardless of what I do!" Pyra cried in tears for despite being quite flatulent herself she wasn't up to part with the gassy green goddess. "You just somehow have way more poots than I do!"
Palutena stuck out her tongue playfully while she kept producing more tuba toots from her fart factory. "Well when you have an oven hot like mine you're going to be fine tuning it enough to be making the entire place melt around you~!"