Lady Palutena farted sloppy poots loudly in an ever constant manner while strolling down the hallway, humming to herself and bumped into a burping Ness, who looked shocked while glancing up at the gassy green goddess of light.
"Oh... why hello," Ness said amidst his burping and farted while he pulled out a plate of different cookies. "...You wanna share some? I got plenty to share!"
"Well I'd love to have them but..." Palutena trailed off after letting out a wet fart, placing her left hand on her face. "I have a farting contest with the others I need to get to and dominate. Please excuse me."