"Phoowee! Zowie! I'm beating you!" Captain Toad boasted with both him and Archivist Toadette farting in tubas while they fanned away their loud bassy poots away from themselves due to their plump pooters pumping out bassy ass rips that echoed within the broken wind that lingered longer than the flatulent fungi expected to be for their sloppy sounding dumpers wouldn't let up their flatus filled output 1 bit for the latter responded "P.U.~ You're going to need a new pair of pants more than I need to change my diaper after this farty contest because this kinda smell is definitely making me want to use the potty from this farty we're having!"
"Come on girl you know I'm the Craptain of the Brap Brigade for a freakin' reeking reason!" The methane making mushroom man admitted in laughter since he could feel himself accidentally peeing his pooped pants from having such a tremendous tooter that made him wink for he suddenly shifted into his more humanoid form as a means of becoming more turned on by the rippling effect his brapper had due to his legs being further stretched out from his loose letting. "There isn't much you can doodoo against me with this phat pooper being quite the lifesaver!"
"Well we'll see about that Braptain." Explorer Toadette farted in response with a giggle since she could feel her stomach growl which of course preempted more flatulence expelled out of her brassy brapper that prompted herself to become more human like in appearance since she wasn't a stinky stranger into taking fart filled forms that allowed her to be smelly in any flatulence fashion. "I can manage to stink so much I could grow a nose on your face only to have my fungi fumes melt it off!"