basically my version of jojo. enjoy!

The Steel Ball Run isn't just a race across 6,000 kilometers of the American landscape—it's a test of endurance, skill, and survival. For one determined woman, however, it's more than that. Entering the race with a single goal in mind, she isn't here to win glory or riches—she's here to find a husband. Outrageous!

Basically, this will be a repository for the ridiculous things I think of when I have nothing to do. Narancia steals chocolate, Okuyasu goes to Hell, Mista faces his greatest fear...and more! Goal: 100 silly JoJo stories!

Leaving the troubles of his past, Jotaro starts a new life in Miami. The story of Jotaro and his wife's romance, and what it left behind. Updates weekly.

Twenty-eight years after his adventure, mob boss Giorno Giovanna sends his son, Viale, to boarding school in Venice to distance him from danger. Little does he know, Giorno has just set into motion Viale's own bizarre adventure. Same universe as Shocker's Vanishing Act.

There's something bizarre about the land New Brighton rests on. When radio host Joshua Jones Starr wonders about an open laptop left inside the local grillhouse, a mix of fate, wrong place at the wrong time, and being a stand user puts a target on his head, but he won't back down; he's determined to figure out just what's going on in his usually quiet suburb.

The Higashikata family from Part 8 of Jojo's and their troubles

Kakyoin has woke up from a coma, with a large bandage across his stomach and chest. He was still in a state of confusion as to how he could still be alive, despite being killed by DIO, when he heard a door open. A surprise visitor comes into his room and takes him home...!

Rohan uses Heaven's Door to attract an acquaintance at the gym, leading to a crisis of his own making.

毁灭世界与拯救世界

It's Giorno's birthday and the gang celebrates. Bucciarati has his own gift, however, and can only give it behind closed doors. Bruno Bucciarati x Giorno Giovanna, BruGio, adult characters, lemon, long, fluff, smut, falling in love, mild angst, everyone lives & nobody dies, etc.

Esta es la historia de Hayato Kawajiri, un joven detective de 23 años al cual le asignaron junto con su compañero Josuke Higashikata resolver un misterioso caso de desapariciones que se están llevando a cabo en su pueblo natal Morioh. Todo mientras una misteriosa tormenta de nieve eterna cubre de escarcha cada rincón de la pequeña ciudad

A vore story. Melone is annoying. Ghiaccio teaches him a lesson!

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A one shot/sample of an alternate universe/time line for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Abandoned on the doorstep of Casamari Abbey as an infant, the Lord and the Church has been all Giorno has ever known. He knows the tolling of the bells. He knows his scripture. He knows what he believes in and he knows it well. And then Pannacotta Fugo begins to attend evening prayers, and Giorno Giovanna realises that he knows nothing. [Dark Ages AU, Fugo/Giorno]

Spending two nights in Firenze, engaged in a heady mix of business and pleasure, Giorno Giovanna tries to navigate the newer aspects of his life. Adjusting to life within Passione is one thing, and the tangled anatomy of his relationship is another entirely. But who's to say it isn't just a trick of the light? [BruAbbaGio]

Leone Abbacchio never thought he could get his sense of justice and protective instincts back. Yet somehow, during the lowest moments of his life, he created a little girl so innocent and beautiful, someone he can help. Maybe, just maybe, his heart could return if he raised his daughter to have the happy life he never had.

Caesar had never really considered himself a morning person. [Caesar/Joseph/Suzi]

Joseph is an extremely sloppy and excitable drunk. Caesar always seems to find himself responsible for keeping him in line. [Caesar/Joseph]

Straizo leant in, voice hushed, 'Your chances of walking out of here are slim to begin with. Keep your mouth shut and play along, and maybe I won't have to identify the pieces of you they leave in the Hudson.'

Joseph had known what they were up against. They had all known the risks. Made their peace. Yet in the bitter cold of a draughty hotel in St. Moritz, coping with the reality of Caesar's death proves harder than he had anticipated.

The world, on nights like this, was comprised of nothing more than that single hotel room on the third floor of the Morioh Grand Hotel. [Jotaro/Rohan]

He had met God in that dingy bar in Cairo. [Johngalli A / DIO]

As a child she had looked up into those eyes—warm in the nook of his arms—and seen within them all of the wonder and the fury of the ocean. Now all she saw when she looked at this perfect stranger was the ebb and wash of each listless wave.