Chapter 2
Author's Note: Alright guys so quick update on everything pertaining to this story. I've read ALL of your reviews and I have to say I'm quite pleased with the responses and you'll be happy to know I took them all into consideration. This story will more than likely have at least 4 more chapters with each chapter focusing more on a child of Willow's and their reaction and maybe 1 or 2 more of more train-wreck comedy stuff after that. To address one of the reviews though the reason Weiss only reacted like she did was just because she was so surprised that she was finally free from the horrible grasp of her father completely. The rest of Team RWBY thought she was saddened by this, which explains why they rushed to comfort her. Don't worry though she'll show some excitement when she gets her chapter. Secondly the first chapter was a bit short and I apologize for that it looked a lot longer in google docs haha. Anyway I wrote a bit more scenes for this chapter so it's double the length of the first chapter. Finally I'm going to try to update this story Bi-Weekly on Tuesday. I know this chapter is being published on a Wednesday but I had a little bit of a family emergency as my father was rushed to the hospital and I have a really big test later on today. So send some prayers, good vibes/juju, whatever our way. Anyways here's chapter two, hope y'all enjoy!
Oh and for clarification if it's in Italics it is a thought inside someone's head, and if it is in * It is a sound.
A/N pt. 2: Updated some portions to make story flow better, fix grammatical mistakes etc.
Somewhere In Vale
Pain. That was the only thing Jaune was able to feel as he tried to get the army of mini Nora's dancing around his head to stop. The key word there was "try" as much like with Nora these wouldn't stop. Deciding it would be better to just sleep off his headache as he snuggled back into the soft warmth of his pillow. After a few seconds though he tried to readjust his pillow only to feel something that definitely wasn't a pillow. Wondering what he just grabbed he gave the unknown thing in his hand a squeeze which caused something that sounded like a moan to come from above him.
Now very confused Jaune opened his eyes and was greeted by something that definitely wasn't his pillow. Instead he was greeted by a pair of large breasts, and he was holding one of them…
Realizing what he had grabbed onto Jaune let out a silent gasp before quickly letting go and trying to get up only to realize he couldn't. So he turned his head and he tried to look up to see this person's face, only to find it was the woman from last night, Willow. Now turning his attention downwards he saw Willow's legs wrapped around him. Looking down also confirmed something he was slightly hoping not to, it confirmed they both were naked from the waist down as well.
As the gears in Jaune's head began to turn he slowly realized the gravity of the situation he was in and began trying to stealthily wiggle out of Willow's grasp. The still asleep Willow wasn't having it though as she only pulled Jaune tighter not wanting to lose the warmth of her body pillow.
Still, Jaune kept trying to slowly wiggle himself free which slowly caused Willow to begin to stir as well, causing Jaune to go motionless for fear of waking the sleeping woman. Willow too though had a massive headache and also decided to just snuggle further back into the warmth she was snuggled up against. Willow's mind being more used to drinking was able to realize more quickly something was definitely wrong here, as she definitely didn't have some sort of heated body pillow. The last time she had woken up with some sense of warmth holding her and her holding it was back when on rare occasions Weiss would get into her bed when she had a nightmare.
Knowing those days were long ago Willow slowly opened her eyes and looked down to see a boy with blonde hair and a pair of sapphire blue eyes staring back at her. Looking down also showed that she was naked as the day she was born.
"Uh, um I uh," Stammered the blonde boy as he tried to say something before forcing out a "good morning?" Letting out a startled cry, something Willow would deny ever happening, she sent Jaune flying off the bed as she pushed him away and moved to cover herself up.
Jaune hit the wall with a very loud thud and groaned in pain as he grabbed his head. He looked back up and saw Willow sitting upright on the bed holding one of the blankets up covering herself from the neck down.
"Young man! What in Oum's name is going on right now?!" Willow shouted.
"Ow, hey can you not shout please? My head still hurts from last night and even more so from the wall I was just launched into. And to answer your question, I swear I don't know. I can't remember anything after drinking those Hunter's Marks last night." Jaune said, still grabbing his head in pain.
"C-cover yourself up." Willow said as she turned her head away, her face sporting a slight blush now.
Looking down and realizing he was still naked, Jaune let out a slight eep as he began looking around before he quickly moved to grab his clothes in an effort to cover himself.
Still holding the blanket to cover her decency, Willow hurriedly looked around trying to locate her clothes as well before quickly moving to gather them up while continuing to hold the blanket around herself.
"I'm going to go get dressed in the bathroom and you may get dressed out here whilst I do so." Willow said as she made her way into the bathroom, before closing and locking the door behind her.
After a few minutes Jaune was finally done locating his clothes and getting dressed when he heard Willow call out from inside the bathroom.
"Hey um Jaune, can you help me out? I must not have grabbed my um, bra, when I gathered up my clothes. Can you look around for it and hand it to me?"
Slowly Jaune made his way around the room trying to find Willow's missing piece of clothing. After a minute or two of searching he let out a defeated sigh and moved to sit down on the bed as he tried to think of where it might be. As he sat down however he noticed the bed below him felt a little uncomfortable which led him to correctly believe he had sat down on something. As he stood up and turned around to see what he had just sat down on, he lifted the covers to find a light blue bra laying on the bed, now in a slightly bent position.
Jaune picked up the item and examined it closer before he muttered only one word "Big."
He was pulled from his thoughts though as Willow's voice came from inside the bathroom.
"Did you find it yet?"
"Y-yeah I found it," Jaune said as he began moving towards the bathroom door bra in hand. When he got to the door he knocked and the door opened just a crack as one of Willow's hands came through and grabbed her bra.
After handing her her bra Jaune went back to the bed and sat down before he went to pull out his scroll only to find it wasn't in his jean's pocket. He stood up and looked around before making his way over to the desk in the corner of the room where he saw his scroll.
Only his scroll wasn't the only thing lying on the desk. Next to his scroll was another Willow's scroll but the thing that caught his attention was what the items below and besides their scrolls.
Lying below both scrolls was a very fancy looking light blue folder with white engraved patterns on it. Next to their scrolls sat a small cube box with the same pattern of color scheme. As Jaune was about to pick up the folder Willow exited the bathroom with an annoyed look on her face.
Noticing Jaune standing in the corner she called for him to come over and sit on the bed so they could figure out what had happened last night.
As Willow and Jaune sat on the opposite sides of the bed looking at each other it became increasingly clear that neither of them remembered ANYTHING past the second Hunter's Mark drink last night. As they both sat there in silence trying to recall anything it was Willow who broke the silence.
"Well, I suppose if neither of us can remember what happened last night the fault lies just as much with me as it does you." Willow said with an audible sigh before she continued. "That reminds me though. What were you looking at over on the desk when I came out of the bathroom?"
"Oh that, well there was a fancy looking folder over there. I didn't check what was in it though in case it was yours."
"It's not mine, at least I don't think it is. If it was I would usually leave it in my business bag where I carry documents and items that are sensitive and or important. Jaune, do you think you can grab that folder for me please?"
"Sure." Came the blonde knight's reply as he got up and made his way over to the desk and grabbed the folder, before he called out to Willow again. "Hey Willow, there's also a small box over here in the same patterns and colors. Should I bring that over to the bed too?"
"May as well." Willow said before Jaune arrived back with the two items in hand, before placing them on the bed for further examination.
Curiously they both looked at the folder and small box for a few seconds before Jaune moved to grab the box. When he opened it he gasped as he saw two extremely fancy rings with one having a massive diamond on it, something he could only assume cost thousands of lien. Seeing his reaction Willow reached over and grabbed the box before she began examining the rings.
The two rings were indeed beautiful to say the least. The woman's ring had a massive diamond on it, Willow assumed it was probably around 5 carats in size. The gold ring it was attached to was also astonishingly beautiful and had blue inlays around the ring. Upon further inspection she saw that there was a W.A-S engraved inside the band of the ring in small cursive font.
Shakily, Willow put the ring back into the small ring box, before moving onto what she now knew was certain to be the man's ring. The man's ring was a striking pure gold ring that had similar blue inlays going around it as well. Looking closely on the inside of the band she saw the letters J.A-S engraved in the same small cursive font. Just like before she shakily put the ring back in the box before closing it and putting it down. Looking up to see a very shocked Jaune holding the folder open staring at its contents.
"Jaune, what is it?"
Jaune just continued staring at the folder with a shocked expression.
"Hey Jaune."
Still nothing changed as Jaune starred with mouth agape at the folder.
"Jaune!"
Finally fed up she snatched the folder from his hands and turned it over to examine its contents before she too had a shocked expression on her face. As there in the folder was a certificate and not just any certificate but a marriage certificate reading that Jaune Arc had taken Willow Schnee in holy matrimony and the couple was now known as Mr. and Mrs. Arc-Schnee. The couple having chosen to apparently combine both last names rather than choose one or the other.
"Well this is quite the surprise. What do you think, Jaune? Jaune?" Willow said as she looked up to see Jaune in the same position as before not having moved an inch. She waved her hand in front of his face before poking him causing him to fall backwards off the bed. It was now apparent to her that Jaune had passed out upon seeing the document.
"Guess I better help my Husband into bed." Willow said with some sarcasm before continuing to talk to herself. "Oum, that feels weird to say. Just what kind of mess have I gotten myself into?" Willow said with a sigh and began moving Jaune's body back onto the bed.
A few minutes later Jaune began to stir as he sat up in bed before saying "Man I just had the strangest dream. I woke up and was married to someone I just met. Weird right guys? Guys?" Jaune asked looking around for his teammates only to see he wasn't in his dorm at Beacon and instead of his teammates he found Willow sitting on the other side of bed staring at him.
"AHH! It was real!" Jaune yelled out before falling back off of the bed and hitting his head once again.
"Yes Jaune, it was real now please get up. While I wish to discuss this more I am quite hungry and I believe it would be best if we go get some breakfast somewhere before continuing our conversation. I'll also need to go shopping as it seems my bra was damaged sometime last night." Willow said as she stood up and made her way over to the desk before tossing the box with the rings inside of it towards Jaune.
"You may as well put your ring on too, As we are apparently now married after all. No point letting it gather dust in that box."
Jaune was about to say more but upon seeing the stern look on Willow's face and recognizing it as a universal mom look of "Don't talk back" he sighed and opened the box and saw what he assumed to be his ring. Upon seeing it, he took a few seconds to admire it, before sleeping it on his ring finger and looking to where Willow now stood by the door.
"Well are you coming? Let's go and get some breakfast before we discuss our situation more. I'll need to stop by a Violet's Secrets store on the way there though as my bra seems to be broken."
"Sorry about that, it was under the covers on the bed and well I, um accidentally sat on it." Jaune said as he scratched the back of neck.
"It's fine, Jaune. Although you should probably buy me a new one to replace it." Willow said in a teasing manner, deciding that she might as well have some fun and actually enjoy someone's company for once.
As they entered the Violet's Secrets so Willow could shop, Jaune well, he wasn't sure where to look. Sure, he had been dragged along by his sisters shopping before so he could be the bag carrier but this was different. Now he was not only with girls older than him but this was a woman who just so happened to now be his wife. Now whenever he glanced at her and saw her picking up one his mind instantly went to her wearing that and only that, which left him a blushing mess.
After Willow got done picking out a bra that fit her, the couple walked up to the counter to pay for the item. The woman at the counter noticed the couple walking up and put down the shirt she was folding so she could ring them up.
"Hello there. Did you find everything today okay ma'am?"
"Yes we did."
"That's good to hear. Alright, your total today will be 65 lien."
Upon hearing this Jaune's face paled as he realized just how expensive bras were when they weren't training bras or the things his sisters usually managed to find for cheap.
"Don't worry Willow I'll buy it, I broke it after all." Jaune said as he reached for his wallet only to be stopped as Willow reached her hand in front of him.
"It's fine Jaune, I was joking earlier after all. So I'll pay for it, though if you want to make it up to me you could always buy lunch to make up for it instead."
"Oh ho what's this? I had thought those two were related like a parent and child but now I'm thinking this woman got herself a boy toy. A handsome one at that too, ugh why do some people seem to have all the luck?" The clerk thought as she finished the transaction and handed them the receipt.
"Ok Willow, where are we going to go and sit down to discuss more about what happened last night?"
"Well I've heard some good things about a little cafe over on the east side of Vale, let's go there."
"Ok sounds good."
"Well, here we are Jaune. This is the place I was talking about, Cafe Vale."
"Wow, it looks nice." Jaune said before following up with a hint of sarcasm "Very original name too."
"Oh shush you. Now come on, let's go inside."
"Hello and welcome to Café Vale. Table for two?" The hostess said after seeing the couple walk through the door.
"Yes, table for two today please." Willow replied.
"Sure, if you will just follow me." The hostess said as she led them to their tables before placing their menus down and giving a quick "Enjoy your meal." Before walking back to the hostess podium.
Once the two had sat down a waitress, a girl about Jaune's age standing about 5'3" came over. "Hello and welcome to Cafe Vale, my name is Amy and I'll be taking care of you two today. What can I get you two to get started?"
"A cup of Earl Grey tea for me please." Willow said. "A glass of Orange Juice for me." Jaune said before following his drink request with a question, "You wouldn't happen to have any headache medication would you?" He said as he looked hopefully at the waitress. Amy just shook her head no before apologizing and making her way over to the drink bar.
"You know if you wanted headache medication I think I have some in my purse." Willow said as she began rummaging around in her purse before letting out an "Ah ha, found it." and sliding a small plastic bottle over to Jaune.
"Thank you Willow." Jaune said as he popped the cap off the bottle and shook out two pills into his hand and took a drink of his OJ the waitress had just placed down before tossing the pills into his mouth.
After setting their drinks down and taking their orders Amy smiled politely and said "Your food will be out as soon as it's ready." After which she walked off to wait on other customers, putting a little too much sway into her hips as she walked away. Something Willow noticed but Jaune didn't as his head was on the table with his arms around it.
"Damn harlot, didn't she see the ring? He's mine." Willow thought before recoiling slightly at the thought. "Did I just get upset over some girl trying to attract Jaune's attention?" Willow thought to herself but was soon pulled out of her thoughts by a groan from Jaune.
Drinks and meals ordered, Willow decided it was as good a time as any to address the Ursa in the room.
"Alright Jaune, I know you're not feeling 100% right now but I've taken a closer look at the marriage certificate and well it's an official document. Which means we are officially a married couple now." Willow said after taking a sip of tea.
"Well, what do you want to do now Willow?" Jaune groaned, his head still firmly planted on the table.
"Well, even though I find it a bit weird being married to someone younger than my eldest daughter, I am delighted to have someone actually treating me nice for once."
"Wait, what? I thought you'd want a divorce from me as soon as possible. I mean I'm still a student, and a huntsman in training after all." Jaune said as he lifted his head from the table and looked at her with shock.
"Oh believe me my dear boy I absolutely wanted a divorce when I first realized we were married and a small part of me still does due to our age gap. However, it seems you're much different than my previous husband. You actually have a heart and are capable of compassion. Besides, there is one very big thing you are missing. We, well you, aren't able to get divorced."
"Wait, why not? We got drunkenly married, there has to be some law for that." Jaune said with a very confused face.
"Jaune, what is your last name?"
"Uh, well it was Arc but now it's Arc-Schnee now, same as yours."
"But your last name before yesterday was Arc and an Arc..." Willow said before giving a slight go on motion with her hand.
"An Arc never goes back on their word... Oh. Oh no." Jaune gasped as it all slowly set in.
"Yes Jaune" Willow said, cutting him off. "An Arc never goes back on their word and in marriage you give your word in the form of an oath. This means if we were to get a divorce it would break your word. Something that has not happened in the many generations of the Arc family."
"That, that doesn't apply to this right? Not in this circumstance surely?"
"Jaune, I assure you it does. The Arcs are an old family and have been around for almost if not longer than us Schnee. This is hardly enough to break that rule."
"But what about your previous husband? You said last night that he died recently and that you were at the bar to cheer up."
"Jaune if you remember last night you should remember how I was reacting so please, don't bring him up. I would really like to forget him. Only good thing that bastard ever did was raise the SDC's profits and be the sperm donor for our children and even then both aren't as wonderful as they may seem. The eldest having all but abandoned us for the military, whilst the middle child is seemingly stuck in what her father described a teenage rebellion phase. The youngest was the best, constantly cooperating with Jacques as he molded him into the perfect mini version of himself. Oum what I wouldn't give to have a normal family filled with love instead of hate."
"I'm sure they still love Willow. No child could truly hate their parents." Jaune said.
"Jaune you don't understand, Jacques was an absolute monster. He's the reason Weiss has that scar on her face. He made her complete a seemingly impossible challenge so she could go to Beacon, I meanwhile drank myself to oblivion to try and drown the sorrow of losing my relationships with my children as each grew more distant and to help deal with the physical abuse that monster gave me when things didn't go his way." Willow said as she lowered her own onto the table.
"Wait, uh Willow. You mentioned the SDC but that's- Oh Oum no. No, no, no."
A loud thunk was heard and Willow looked up to see Jaune's head firmly planted onto the table and him looking like he wanted to merge with it and hide from reality.
"Um, Jaune, are you okay?" Willow asked after seeing Jaune slam his head down on the table.
A reply of "No," was heard as Jaune tried to sink further into the table.
Seeing it was her time to comfort the blond who seemingly had something bothering him, she grabbed one of his hands before asking him what was wrong.
"Sorry about that Willow. Just had a little panic attack. I mean I didn't even realize I had become the Step-father of one of my classmates. Probably should've realized that from the certificate though but my mind must've skipped over it because of the hangover, which is still unfortunately lingering." Jaune said as his hand went behind his head scratching his neck in nervousness, before he reached for drink.
"Even with our massive hangover, I doubt that. It was probably the part where you passed out. Such a manly thing to do" Willow said stifling a small laugh.
"Hey I- yeah, yeah you're probably right though. Still it's weird to think that the girl I had a crush on is now my step daughter."
"Oh? My little Weiss was your first crush? Well I think you upgraded in the end. Although, I wouldn't expect Weiss to start calling you daddy anytime soon, as I'd rather not share." Willow said in a flirtatious tone and followed up with a wink.
This comment, well, it caused Jaune to start choking on his drink in shock.
"D-don't say things like that so suddenly I nearly choked." The blond knight said as he gasped for air.
"Oh relax dear boy. It was just a small tease, I have to say though your reaction was quite funny." Willow said with a small giggle.
"Oh no. It's like I'm dealing with another Yang." Jaune thought
"Oh yeah, Jaune, weren't you going to message your friends and let them know you are okay?" Willow said before taking another sip of her tea.
"Oh crap." Jaune said as he was pulled from his thoughts as he quickly began pulling out his scroll. His eyes widened with shock as he saw a horrifying sight, 29 unread messages. Letting out a defeated sigh before opening his messaging app, Jaune began going through them all.
Most of them started out fairly reasonably, like one from Pyrrha that read "Jaune we finished our stuff, see you back home soon." You could tell she started to get worried as the messages started to become more frantic. "Jaune, Ren just barged in, are you okay? He's pretty drunk and said he ran here by himself and you're still at the bar, before he picked Nora up in his arms and ran off. Call me and let me know you're okay please? I'm going to go find them for now but I'll try messaging you later as well."
It continued like that for a few more messages until things really got hectic in the messages. Such as one from Pyrrha that read "Look I don't know who you are but I swear if you hurt my partner I, THE Pyrrha Nikos, will hunt you to the ends of Remnant you hear me?"
There was also one from Nora which strangely read "If you hurt Jaune-Jaune I will break your legs! No one hurts my fearless leader! Especially not after what he just did for me!""What I just did? What the heck did I do?" Jaune wondered as he clicked on the attached picture Nora had sent. Upon seeing the picture though Jaune knew exactly what he did as the picture showed Nora and Ren with Ren's face covered in kiss marks. "See, I totally told him so." Jaune thought to himself proudly.
After sending out a few messages to everyone letting him know he was alright and he'd be back soon, their food arrived and Jaune and Willow began to eat their meal before Jaune paid the bill and the two of them got up and left.
"Well, what do we do now? I need to get back to Beacon soon and I'm sure you have things you need to do." Jaune said as they started walking down the street.
"Well I guess I'll need to go speak with Headmaster Ozpin and see about getting you out of school for a week so you can come to Atlas and we can work out some of the more issues on the legal side of things in this relationship."
"Oh, that uh, that makes sense. I guess we'll both be going to the bullhead docks then."
After getting on the bullhead Jaune remembered a small yet very frustrating fact. He had motion sickness, and it was bad. He really did not want to puke in front of his new wife, it was all Jaune could do just to stare at the floor and try to at least not become a seasick shade of green. Willow however, was not a woman to be taken lightly and easily noticed Jaune's motion sickness despite him trying so hard to hide it. With a small smile she got up and moved where she was sitting besides him before placing her hands on his head and gently pulling his head into her lap.
"Wha? W-Willow, what are you doing?" Jaune managed to finally stammer out.
"Hush now dear, this will help with your problem. I can't have you throwing up in here after all." Willow said in a motherly tone as she began to stroke his head, and believe it or not Jaune found himself feeling less motion sick with each passing second, until he was able to just enjoy the ride. As the bullhead finally pulled into the docks at Beacon, Jaune for the first time in his life, was sad to get out of the big metal death trap they called bullheads.
As both Jaune and Willow stepped off the bullhead they were surprised to find Ozpin and Ms. Goodwitch standing there at the docks, the pair they needed to find was already there and apparently waiting for them.
"Oh, uh, hey Headmaster, Ms. Goodwitch what are you two doing here?"
"Well Mr. Arc, or should I say Mr. Arc-Schnee?" Ozpin said with a smile, before continuing "I would like to hope you know the reason for us being here already. Now I believe we should continue this in my office, yes? I've already informed your team that you will be speaking with me as soon as you get back, although I left the subject matter out of the conversation."
"Oh um, thank you for that headmaster."
"Not a problem young man now come on, there's important matters to discuss. As well as a guest who is waiting on my call and I'd rather not keep him waiting." He said before turning around and walking off towards his office.
Cannon Omake: Drunk Ren kidnap-fesses Nora
Beacon Dorms
It was surprisingly quiet in JNPR's dorm room tonight as after Nora and Pyrrha had finished their girl things they were doing both were exhausted from walking around downtown Vale that they both just kind of collapsed on their respective beds. Suddenly the door burst open almost coming off its hinges, and a very intoxicated Ren stumbled in.
"NORA!" He shouted before rushing over to the ginger girl and grabbed her hand before rushing towards the door.
Confused as possible Pyrrha shouted "What is going on?"
Ren drunkenly shouted back "Jaune bar. Gave pep talk. Need talk to Nora now." Before somehow managing to scoop Nora up in arms and stumbled out the door.
Slowly trying to piece together what Ren had said, Pyrrha quickly pulled out her phone and sent Jaune a text asking if he was okay before deciding to rush out the door to chase after her two friends, unknowingly going in the wrong direction.
Meanwhile on Beacon's roof, Ren had finally stopped and set down a confused Nora as he turned around to face her with a look of determination on his face.
"Nora, I'm going to be honest with you. We've been together now for several years and through thick and thin you've stayed by my side. There's been something I've wanted to tell you for a while now but you know I'm not the best with emotional talks, but Jaune convinced me to come do this so."
"R-Ren are you-?"
"Nora I'm in love with you, will you go out with me?" Ren blurted out as he stared at the roof below his feet, interrupting Nora mid sentence. Before he could even look up he was tackled to the ground as Nora began to smother him with kisses.
"I guess I can take this as a yes?" Ren jokingly said during a brief pause of Nora's kissing onslaught.
"Well yeah you big dummy. Sheesh if I would've known all it took was some alcohol and Jaune giving you a pep talk I would've gotten you drunk ages ago so he could do that." Nora said before pulling him into a hug. Before she spoke once more,
"I love you Ren. I'm happy we finally became together together."