Martin Luther King Jr kept a stern yet friendly face as he said, "so, I assume each of you is here for a reason. Does anyone care to share why they're here?"

The Age of Consent stepped up and said "I'll go first, but not because you told me too, baka. I'm here because Kevin Smith-chan kidnapped my husbando, Chris Hansen, and is now holding him for ransom. I'm gonna go over to him and punch him until his nose bleeds drops of Head and Shoulders Shampoo."

Martin nodded his head before saying "that's a great reason." He then pointed at Michael Jordan and said "what about you? What's your story?"

Michael Jordan said "I'm here because without a multiverse, there ain't no way to play any basketball, and a world without basketball is a world that ain't worth living on."

Martin said "good", before pointing at Busta Rhymes and saying "how about you?"

Busta Rhymes said "that mothafuckin bitch ass nigga stole my Hello Kitty plush collection, and I aim on teachin that cunt lickin, scum suckin, Bible wankin, jerk a lesson."

Martin said "Hello Kitty plush toys are a very sacred artifact, so I understand your reasons." He then pointed at Gumby and said "what about you?"

Gumby said "I'm here because my brother, Jesus Christ, demanded that I protect the humans."

Martin bowed before Gumby and said "amen."

Martin then pointed at the Teletubbies and said "what about you four?"

The other three Teletubbies gestured to Tinky Winky to speak as he said "because the vile Kevin Smith has stolen our sacred tubby custard machine. For this crime, we aim to rip out every single individual cell in his body until he begs for mercy, and only then will he be granted a swift death."

The other Teletubbies nodded their heads in approval.

Martin also nodded his head with them before pointing at Mr Teacherman and said "what about you? Why are you here?"

Mr Teacherman just shrugged his shoulders and said "to be honest, I have no idea. I got lost on my way to bomb a furry convention and now I'm here."

Martin just calmly said "well it's good to have you anyways."

Martin then turned and asked the Hamburglar "why are you here?"

The Hamburglar took a puff from his cigar and said "Kevin Smith seeks to absorb McDonaldland, so as their leader, I must make sure to pull this cocksucker's liver out of his ass in the name of freedom and fast food."

Martin smiled at that statement and said "well I hope you get your chance."

Martin then turned to Bobobo and said "what's your reason?"

Bobobo just smiled and said "heh, well I'm planning on going up to Kevin Smith and shaking his hand, telling him that he's had a fantastic career in pop culture. When he wrote that comic about Batman peeing his pants, I nearly shed a tear."

Martin just asked "and how does that help us defeat him?"

Bobobo asked "we're supposed to defeat him?"

Martin facepalmed before saying "I'll fill you in on the way there."

The Green M&M then said "well, it looks like everyone has been properly introduced, so let's get ready to fight Kevin Smith and his forces."

The Justice League threw their hands up and let out a roar of righteous fury in response to that.

…

Meanwhile, Kevin Smith was now sitting at his hideout with his KKKevin Smiths, plotting to do evil things because they were evil. I don't really know, I'm just making this up as I go along.

"And that's the plan. Any questions" asked Kevin Smith.

One of the KKK members spoke up and said "what do you mean? You didn't even say anything yet."

Kevin Smith said "oh yeah, silly me." Kevin Smith then made a goofy face as a shitload of cartoon sound effects went off in the background.

Kevin then said "what I meant to say, is that I wanna eat the multiverse, and because it's so large, I want us to create a subway sandwich that's large enough for the entire multiverse to fit in. Everyone got that?"

The KKK Smiths all nodded their heads in agreement with their master's brilliant plan.

Suddenly, the walls shattered as the Justice League appeared triumphantly.

Kevin Smith then said "who dares enter my realm of heinousness?"

Mr Teacherman then spoke up and said "who dares to question our daring, of, his, dare?"

Bobobo tapped Mr Teacherman on the shoulder and said "don't ripoff Robot Chicken while I'm in the room or I'll kill your family."

Martin Luther King Jr stepped forward and said "we're here to put an end to your multiversal consuming, once and for all."

Kevin Smith responded with "well, why don't you come and make me?"

Martin said "gladly" before hopping into the air and launching a kick towards the film director. Kevin Smith didn't flinch, he just caught Martin's foot in midair and said "how foolish" before slamming him face first into the ground and jumping on his head like Super Mario.

"Waa-hoo" cheerfully said Kevin Smith.

Kevin then snapped his fingers and said "KKKevin Smiths, attack these wretched fools at once."

The Smiths did as they were commanded before rushing our heroes with the intent to kill the everloving poopy out of them.

The Age of Consent leapt into action and punched two Smiths across the room.

"That was for my precious Chris Hansen."

Several more Smiths then ganged up on her and proceeded to beat the absolute FUCK out of her while she yelled "bakabakabakabakabakabakabaka" in protest.

Gumby tried to help the Age of Consent, but I didn't feel like writing all that shit, so he just slipped and fell on a random table, getting knocked out cold in the process.

The Green M&M ran over to her husband, and immediately tried helping him, but Kevin Smith grabbed her and said "I don't think so" before punching her repeatedly.

Michael Jordan, Busta Rhymes, and the Hamburglar summoned great cosmic powers to annihilate the Smiths in a single blow, but Mr. Teacherman just said "why bother fighting when you could have-"

Mr. Teacherman then pulled out three sheets of bubble wrap "-THIS!"

The three warriors immediately dropped everything and began popping the bubble wrap like there was no tomorrow.

Only the Teletubbies were doing any significant damage, but the number of Smiths were too great to behold.

Bobobo looked around at the onslaught of Smiths, but he didn't even flinch at their overwhelming numbers. He instead just took on a combat pose and yelled "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: SAND ATTACK!" before performing an attack unlike any seen before in the history of mankind. This attack was cosmic, it was grand, it made every single superhero movie look like pussy slop in comparison. This attack was so epic that it made Akira Kurosawa hang his head down in shame. Believe me when I tell you that this attack was epic in every sense of the word.

Bobobo pulled out one single grain of sand and flung it at the Smiths.

This ultimate attack wiped out all of the Smiths at the same time, and even managed to harm Kevin Smith himself slightly.

Kevin stopped beating up Martin and his wife before saying "so, you managed to get past my KKKevin Smiths? Well its too bad that it won't help you now."

Bobobo then immediately rushed over to Kevin Smith and began excitedly shaking his hand while cheerfully saying "Mr Smith, its an honor to meet you. I love your work, I've watched every single one of your movies hundreds of times!"

Kevin Smith smiled and said "well, its great to meet someone who enjoys my work. Which movies are your favorites?"

Bobobo said without hesitation "Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, and Raging Bull."

Kevin Smith then began frowning before saying "Martin Scorsese directed those, dumbass."

Bobobo just stood there, completely silent. He didn't move a single muscle after this stunning revelation. It seemed like time itself stood still as this mind altering reveal about Bobobo's favorite director came to pass.

Kevin Smith then opened his mouth to say something, but he then found himself getting smacked repeatedly with an Orca Whale.

Bobobo smashed Kevin Smith while yelling "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT YOU DIDN'T DIRECT TAXI DRIVER! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'VE GOT SENSITIVE FEELINGS!?"

"GAAAAAHHHHHH" yelled Kevin Smith as he felt every bone in his body getting broken by an orca whale.

This went on for several minutes as Bobobo cried and screamed while Kevin Smith pleaded for mercy. It was absolutely harrowing to watch.

As Bobobo continued hitting Kevin, the Green M&M got back up and said "If it makes you feel any better, I've got a copy of Taxi Driver that was signed by Kevin Smith at Comic Con. You can have it if you want."

Bobobo then said "thanks but its ok, I don't like movies."

Busta Rhymes then finished popping his bubble wrap before going over to Kevin Smith and grabbing him by the shirt. He then said "alright fucko, where'd you put the children of Syria, I mean my precious Hello Kitty plush toys?"

"They're in-" but before Kevin could finish, Busta Rhymes whacked Kevin with a mallet.

"ANSWER ME" yelled Busta Rhymes.

"They're in-" but Busta Rhymes hit him with the mallet again.

"TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE RIGHT NOW!" said Busta Rhymes.

"They-" but Busta Rhymes whacked him again.

"I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW!"

"I'D TELL YOU IF YOU QUIT HITTING ME!"

"Oh yeah" said Busta Rhymes.

Kevin then said "as I was saying, they're up your ass."

Busta Rhymes and Bobobo then proceeded to beat the shit out of Kevin with rapid fire succession. The film director coughed up copious amounts of blood as the two of them pounded the shit out of him with no signs of stopping.

"Cease" said Martin.

Busta Rhymes and Bobobo quit beating up Kevin Smith before Martin grabbed the film director and said "explain why we shouldn't just kill you right now."

Kevin laughed and said "you idiot, because I'm not Kevin Smith. I'm a KKKevin Smith like the rest of them."

Martin angrily said "well, where's the real Kevin Smith?"

The clone laughed and said "you'll never find out."

Mr Teacherman then decapitated the clone with a hashbrown. The Kevin Smith clone bled green apple flavored blood everywhere.

The Age of Consent went up to Mr Teacherman and asked "how come you didn't help in the fight?"

Mr Teacherman held up a Game Boy and said "I wanted to help, but I was really close to beating Kirby, and Nintendo takes precedence over everything else."

Bobobo and Busta Rhymes nodded their heads at Mr. Teacherman's wisdom

Michael Jordan then spoke up and asked "well, what now?"

Martin just stoically said "now, we track down the real Kevin Smith."