The Teletubbies were now in a green grass field, searching for the guardian of Kevin Smith's final Jewel, in an attempt to punish their hated adversary. So far, things seemed to be going swimmingly as the color coated team sensed that they were getting closer and closer to their wretched prize.
Meanwhile Mr. Teacherman was riding a baloney sandwich like a horse.
"Yeehaw! Giddyup!" said Mr Teacherman happily.
The sandwich spoke up and said "I will pillage many villages in the name of Allah."
A piece of baloney then fell off the sandwich's crusty middle and as it hit the ground, a miniature nuclear explosion went off, killing an entire pile of ants instantly.
If one looked closer, they'd see that the baloney on his sandwich was actually made out of Pokemon cards.
Tinky Winky was not amused in the slightest. He just cupped his hands together and threw a fireball at Mr. Teacherman, blowing the teacher to high heaven.
Mr Teacherman then flew through the air before landing on his ass as Tinky Winky said "cease this foolishness at once."
Mr. Teacherman then put on a Holy Priest's outfit and said "you don't truly understand the weight that the baloney sandwich holds in this world. The baloney sandwi-" but before Mr Teacherman could continue, Po fired a beam of heat vision from her eyes and lasered Mr. Teacherman dead on, torching the teacher in his place.
Po then looked over at Tinky Winky and said "brother, what have you found out about the guardian's whereabouts?"
Tinky Winky said "sister, I've deduced that this entire area is littered with remnants of Kevin Smith's DNA. We must be getting close to him."
Laa-Laa joined her brother and sister before saying "excellent, I cannot wait to find that heathen and make him bleed in the name of Tubby Custard."
Dipsy then exclaimed "quiet! I think I hear a rumbling noise coming from underground."
Before anyone could say anything, the Judge, from the iconic book, the Blood Meridian, burst from the ground.
The Judge then looked over our heroes before smirking to himself.
"My my, it appears that thine overlord Kevin Smith hast gifted me with an archipelago of victims. Thyself will have a mighty feast tonight, bereft of any ataxia.
Team 3 just looked at each other quizzically before Mr Teacherman whispered to Tinky Winky. "Did you understand any of that?"
Tinky Winky shook his head and responded "not at all."
The Judge laughed an evil laugh before saying "it seems like none of you are intelligent enough to grasp my *unique* way of speaking, so I'll just put this in a way you idiots can understand. The overlord, Kevin Smith, has promised to give me a whole planet of defenseless people who are ripe for raping and killing. All I have to do is get rid of you and I'll be set."
Tinky Winky shook his head at that statement and said "you've already raped the holy sanctity of tubby custard with your very existence. Prepare to be snuffed out in the name of the sacred Tubby Custard"
The Teletubbies then gave each other nods before their classic intro.
"THE PURPLE TELETUBBY, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS, TINKY WINKY!" exclaimed the purple Teletubby before an explosion went off behind him.
"THE GREEN TELETUBBY, THE CONQUEROR OF SOULS, DIPSY" yelled the green Teletubby before an explosion went off behind him.
"THE YELLOW TELETUBBY, THE ERADICATOR OF HOPE, LAA-LAA" yelled the yellow Teletubby before an explosion went off behind her.
THE RED TELETUBBY, THE KILLER OF DIMENSIONS, PO" yelled the red Teletubby before an explosion went off behind her.
Mr Teacherman then struck a unique pose of his own and said "UNDERPAID TEACHER, RAPIST OF SMALL CHILDREN, MR TEACHERMAN" yelled Mr Teacherman as a geyser of semen exploded behind him.
The other Teletubbies looked at him quizzically. All the coolness of the intro seemed to leave the room in record time
Dipsy calmly put a hand on the Mr Teacherman's shoulder and said "that was about as uncomfortable as when Loki had sexual intercourse with a horse."
That actually happened in Norse Mythology. Look it up.
The Judge smirked and said "well, you seem to be an awfully colorful cast of misfits. It would be a real shame to dispose of you so quickly, but I have my orders."
The Judge then fired a blast of green heat vision from his eyes and hit Tinky Winky dead-on, sending the leader of the Teletubbies flying backwards.
The other three Teletubbies leapt into action straight away while Mr Teacherman ate the brains of black children from Africa.
Dipsy pulled out a chainsword and began attempting to slice the Judge into several pieces.
The Judge caught Dipsy's weapon with one hand and said "utter foolishness" before using his other hand to land a Buddhist palm strike into Dipsy's stomach, sending the green Teletubby flying the distance of a football field, and crashing into the dirt.
Mr Teacherman then finished his brains and said "well, it looks like it's up to me to save the day.
Mr. Teacherman got back up and began twirling around in a tornado, before turning into a giant fleshlight and saying "this looks like a job for, FLESHLIGHTMAN!"
Laa-Laa and Po then picked up the ginormous fleshlight as said "prepare to face justice, vile villain."
Laa-Laa and Po then proceeded to throw Fleshlightman off a cliff.
"YOU GUYS SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" yelled Fleshlightman as he fell 100 feet to his death.
Tinky Winky got back up and said "thank you sisters. Now that the fool is gone, it is now time to annihilate this vermin from existence, once and for all."
The three Teletubbies then began throwing a multitude of custard pies at the Judge with the objective of snuffing this enormous man out of existence for good.
The Judge didn't even flinch at this, he just simply grabbed all of the pies out of the air in the same amount of time it takes for a person to blink.
"Was that your best" asked the Judge before opening up his mouth and breathing a stream of blue fire at the three color coated heroes of Teletubby land.
Tinky Winky pulled out his beam katana and attempted to deflect the fire, but the Judge ran up to him at speeds that made it almost look like he was teleporting and said "nice try" before headbutting Tinky Winky into the ground, creating a Teletubby shaped dent in the muddy ground.
The Judge then grabbed Laa-Laa by the head and yelled "SHINING FINGER" before an explosion went off, burning the yellow Teletubby to a crisp.
The Judge wasn't finished with his Gundam themed attacks, as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pink beam saber.
The Judge then turned to Po and said "defend yourself."
Po did exactly what the Judge said as she grabbed a dildo made out of galaxies and uttered "for the glory of Tubby custard, I shall slay you on this day."
Po and the Judge swung their weapons at each other's heads in an attempt to decapitate the other, but they both blocked each other's strikes at the same time.
The Judge laughed as he said "so, it would appear you've got some skill."
"My powers have been amped up by the holy powers of Tubby Custard"
"Good. Twice the pride, double the fall"
Po and the Judge once again clashed their blades against each other. Neither one let up in their assault, as they exchanged blow after blow against their sparring partner.
Sparks flew as the Judge and Po parried each other's attacks, almost like they knew what their opponent would do before they did it.
Po ducked underneath one of the Judge's swings and attempted to disembowel the enormous man, but the Judge blocked Po's slice with expert timing.
Po and the Judge continued clashing blades together until eventually, their weapons locked together and the Judge said "you have a strong fighting spirit."
Po's dildo then broke in two as the Judge said "but not strong enough" before making a slice across Po's stomach, causing pineapple flavored blood to begin spraying like a firehose as Po fell to the ground, defeated.
The Judge then asked "does anyone else want to challenge me?"
No one answered.
"Then I guess its time to-" but before the Judge could say anything else, a copy of Jimmy Neutron's DVD boxset hit the dragon in the back of the head.
"WHO THREW THAT!?" yelled the Judge in anger.
The Judge believes that Life Savers are just gay cheerios.
An angelic chorus sang out as Mr Teacherman began to rise from the cliff where he was thrown. If one were to see this, they would cry tears of joy at the sight before them.
Mr Teacherman then landed on the soft green grass and said "it was I, the Fleshlight Knight"
"But didn't you say that you were Fleshlightman?"
"I gave myself a promotion" said Mr. Teacherman before summoning a fleshlight made out of multiverses and slamming the Judge with it.
The Judge screamed as his soul exploded into a hot fiery mess while his body turned into a soulless husk of what it once was.
Mr. Teacherman then said "that'll teach you, Anton Chigurh."
Mr. Teacherman then whipped his dick out and pissed a hot stream of hot chocolate all over the Teletubbies, healing their wounds in the process.
The four Teletubbies then got up, relieved that the Judge had been defeated.
Tinky Winky walked over to Mr. Teacherman and said "it appears that we have made an error in judgement, perhaps the sacred Tubby Custard brought you to us for a reason."
Mr. Teacherman said "I once killed a man in his sleep with his own pubes and a stick of butter."
Tinky Winky then held his hand out in friendship and Mr. Teacherman took it without hesitation. A new friendship had been formed on this day.
The team then ripped the Jewel out of the Judge's dead body and went on their merry way.