And now to take a break from our main story, here is another story that was also going on at the same time. Trust me, this will all tie up nicely in the end.

…

George W. Bush was crying tears of macaroni and cheese as Gwenpool pressed a pistol against the side of his head. The gun was made out of chainsaws and the bullets in the gun were made out of kryptonite.

"P-p-please, if you want money, you can have it all!" begged George W. Bush.

"I don't want your money, I just simply want my question answered"

"A-a-and what question is that?"

Gwen laughed and said "why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

George W. Bush sweated over the answer. His sweat was saltier than the Kim Jong Un's cum when he's masturbating to a picture of Chef Boyardee.

"Because…. there's a spoonful of cinnamon in every bite?" said Bush

Gwen looked at Bush

Bush looked at Gwen

Gwen looked down the barrel of her gun

Bush stared down the barrel of Gwen's gun

Gwen looked at Bush

Bush looked at Gwen

"Correct" said Gwen.

Bush thanked the gods for allowing him to live a little while longer.

"I'm still going to kill you though" said Gwen.

"WHAT? WHY?"

Gwen was now suddenly dressed as a math teacher and said "because you didn't show your work."

Bush then yelled "HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SHOW MY WORK FOR A QUESTION ABOUT CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!?"

Gwen innocently said "you bring in a cereal box"

"WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING LOGIC IS-" but Bush didn't finish as Gwen fired a kryptonite bullet into the president's brain, killing him immediately.

Gwen then pulled out a hunting knife and sliced off the president's clothes. The comic fangirl then began to eat the president's flesh.

The flesh of George W. Bush tasted amazing. It was like a thousand sugar plum fairies were tap dancing in her mouth.

Once she finished with his flesh, Gwen then cut open Bush's stomach and began feasting on his deliciously flavorful organs.

Red juices dripped down the fangirl's lips as she sank her teeth into Bush's brain, before devouring his heart and liver.

After a while, Gwenpool finished her meal before bowing her head and praying to the powers that be.

"Oh mighty gods, I have sacrificed the president of the United States in your name. Now do as I request and bring back the Twin Towers!"

A bright purple flash of lightning erupted from the stars before hitting the white house.

Gwenpool found herself temporarily blinded by the magnificence of the explosion before her. It was truly a sight to behold as the gods worked their magic in front of her.

Soon, Gwen's sight returned and she found herself staring face to face at two girls wearing Japanese school uniforms. The first girl had pink hair, green eyes, and slightly tanned skin, while the girl next to her had purple hair, orange eyes, and pale skin. The thing that stuck out to Gwen the most was that the two girls had tall buildings where their head should've been instead.

Gwen's lips curled into a smile as she stared at the newly resurrected Twin Towers!

Tower 1 looked at Gwen and said "you have freed us from the tyrannical grasp of the heathen known as George W. Bush."

Tower 2 nodded her head and said "we are forever in your debt."

The two towers then bowed before Gwenpool, grateful that they'd been granted a second chance at life.

Gwenpool then said "now come with me, I need you guys for a favor."

Tower 1 said "we would follow you anywhere."

Gwen smiled and said "good"

….

Gwenpool and the Twin Towers were now flying through space on a banana cream pie, before landing on the planet Venus.

Venus was populated by aliens who looked exactly like identical duplicates of Bob Barker.

The trio landed on this planet and Gwen said "my name is Adam Sandler and these are my two cronies. I demand that you take me to your emperor."

One of the Bob Barkers looked over and said "sure, but first you must answer my riddle."

Gwenpool smirked and said "name it."

Bob Barker and Gwenpool then stripped naked. Bob proceeded to stick his dick into Gwen's vagina and the two of them began to have sex.

Gwen then put on a pair of glasses and buck teeth before saying "Me am Gwenpoor, me want da sucky sucky."

Gwen then proceeded to suck on Bob Barker's fruit salad flavored cock while humming the theme song to The Wiggles.

Gwen then stopped sucking and said "Cool Ranch Doritos are just God's STDs" before shoving a V-Smile up Bob Barker's ass while Bob Barker sang the lyrics to Switchback by Celldweller.

Soon, Bob Barker came a stream of strawberry icing while Gwen came a stream of sprayable cheese.

Bob Barker put his clothes back on and said "that was the correct answer. If I came a stream of chocolate syrup, then I would have to kill all three of you."

Gwenpool nodded her head and said "I am well aware of this, my master trained me in the art of cheese cumming for five years to prevent this."

Bob then said "come with me, I shall take you to our emperor."

Our trio went along with Bob to meet the Emperor face to face.

….

The grand emperor, Paul Blart, sat on his throne, bored as can be.

"Gosh darn it, this is such a bore! Why can't something interesting happen today?"

Gwenpool and the Twin Towers burst into the room while surfing on a block of ice.

Gwenpool said "my name is Tim Allen and these are my cronies. Fork over your money or we're gonna get nasty."

Paul Blart hopped out of his throne, pulled out a dildo gun, and said "well the joke's on you because I'm actually robbing the three of you!"

Gwenpool shrieked in fear while Tower 1 said "put up your dukes partner" before pulling out a pair of airplane nunchuks.

Paul Blart fired a stream of whipped cream at Tower 1, but Tower 1 jumped out of the way and smacked Paul across the face with her nunchuks.

Tower 2 followed up her sister's attack by pulling out a World Trade Center bowstaff and hitting Paul in the stomach with it.

The resulting combo of attacks caused Paul Blart to melt into a steaming pile of ravioli. The ravioli yelped as it died.

Gwenpool then looked at her two comrades and said "I made the right choice choosing the two you as my allies."

Gwenpool then sat in Paul Blart's throne and said "I am God."

"Not yet" came a mysterious voice.

"Who said that" asked Gwenpool.

Suddenly, Kevin Smith jumped out of nowhere and said "I did" before backhanding Gwenpool across the face.

Gwen flew into a pile of bricks while Kevin laughed and said "anyone else wanna try taking MY empire from me?"

Tower 1 furiously said "this isn't your empire, it's our empire. This has been our goal since the beginning of chapter 6, and we won't let you take it" before lunging at Kevin Smith.

Kevin simply yawned before flicking Tower 1 away.

Tower 2 yelled "SIS NO!" before jumping towards Kevin in an attempt to bop Kevin across the face.

Kevin laughed before using his secret technique.

"CUNT PUNCH" said Kevin Smith as he ducked down and punched Tower 2 directly in her ladyparts.

Tower 2 fell to the ground in pain while Kevin Smith just said "are we done here?"

No answer came

Kevin then said "Well good. Bob Barkers, throw these three into the brig."

Several Bob Barkers entered the room and said "yes my lord" before picking up our three heroes and locking them in a jail cell.

Kevin then sat in his throne and said "it's good to be the king"