Back on Venus, Gwenpool and the Twin Towers waited inside of their prison cell, bored as ever.
Suddenly, Gwenpool had an amazing idea.
"Hey girls, why don't we eat some cinderblocks?"
The twin towers perked up as Tower 1 said "that sounds delightful, I do love a good cinderblock in my belly."
Gwen reached into her vagina (which was actually a portal to the cinderblock dimension) and pulled out three cinderblocks for the trio to snack on.
The three women tapped their cinderblocks together in a toast before Gwen said "let's eat."
As Gwen took a bite out of her cinderblock however, a scream permeated the prison cell.
The cinderblock yelled in pain as Gwen's teeth sank into its body.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!"
Gwen just went crosseyed and said "durrrr, I don know"
The cinderblock began vibrating profusely before exploding into a pile of glitter, causing the entire prison to go tits up, and send our trio of girls flying down to earth.
Tower 2 just asked "well master, what do we do now?"
Gwen said "let's go to Wendy's."
The three of them then turned into Pulp Fiction DVD's and flew over to Wendy's.
Gwen approached the man at the cash register and said "we'd like three Whoppers please."
The man in the cash register said "you've said the secret phrase" before pulling out a bazooka and blasting Gwenpool in the chest.
Tower 1 and Tower 2 got out their airplane nun-chuks and began beating up the cashier, while Gwenpool went into the backroom to see what hamburgers they had.
As Gwen went in the back, it turns out they actually didn't have Baconators or Whoppers, but Kid Cuisine cheeseburgers instead.
Gwenpool was taken aback by the beauty of the site before her. Everyone knows that Kid Cuisine is made of the core of dying stars, and that only gods are allowed to consume the delicacy known as Kid Cuisine.
As the cashier got beat up, he said "so you have discovered our secret" before ripping off his skinsuit to reveal that he was actually the Dark Lord Xenu in disguise.
Gwenpool then said "Xenu, I should've known."
Xenu laughed and said "yes, it is I who have hoarded all of the Kid Cuisine from across the multiverse for myself, and now you must die so that no one will recover my secret" before summoning a ball of dark energy and flinging it at our heroines.
Tower 2 pulled a tennis racket out of her vagina and said "recover this" before batting the ball back at Xenu.
"OH NI-" but before Xenu could finish, he was disintegrated by his own attack.
Gwenpool then said "nice job Tower 2, now let's harness the energy of this Kid Cuisine and increase our power."
The three women then went into the refrigerator and tore open all of the boxes of Kid Cuisine, before downing them all in one gulp.
"Now, we wait for the powers to course through us" said Gwenpool.
Suddenly, the girls began throwing up Rainbow Dashes, Pinkie Pies, and Rarities, like crazy.
"WHAT HAPPENED MASTER!?" asked Tower 1.
Gwenpool then looked at the Kid Cuisine cover and saw that instead of the Penguin mascot, there was a picture of George Washington punching a mime in the face.
"This is worse than I thought. We didn't eat Kid Cuisine, we ate its Dark Multiverse counterpart, Dark Kid Cuisine, instead."
Tower 2 asked "what do we do?"
"The only way to cure ourselves of this Kid Cuisine curse is to soak ourselves in the Pepsi fountain, which is guarded by the multiversal protector, Starscream!"
Towers 1 and 2 then simultaneously said "a hunting we will go."
Our three heroines then jumped into their own assholes and appeared at the Pepsi fountain.
Starscream stood at the Pepsi fountain and said "what doth ye desire?"
Gwen walked up to the Decepticon and said "we seek to bathe in the Pepsi fountain so as to rid ourselves of the curse of Dark Kid Cuisine."
Starscream said "very well, but to do so, thou must beat me in a bagpipe battle" before pulling out two sets of bagpipes for them to play.
Gwen said "okie dokie."
Starscream played his bagpipe first and it was one of the most holy things you could possibly imagine. To describe the notes he played would be like trying to describe the gates of Heaven to someone who's never seen them. If the person reading this fic were to hear the notes he played, their depression would be cured instantly and life would be a whole lot brighter.
Every single note felt like a butterfly kiss to the soul, and the more Starscream played, the more that the world seemed to be getting less chaotic and more friendly. A single note from his wonderful music could cure cancer just by lavishing the heart and bringing it warmth and joy. To hear this music, was like being close to God and having him whisper "everything is going to be alright."
Soon, Starscream finished and said "alright, its thine turn."
But it turns out that the three girls had already stolen the fountain.
Starscream just looked out into the distance, a twinkle in his eye and said "rosemary" before throwing himself off a cliff.
Back to our heroines, the three girls stripped naked and began bathing in the Pepsi fountain to rid themselves of the Dark kid Cuisine.
After a while, the evil which resided in them had been exorcised by the holy Pepsi and now our three heroines were cured of their disease.
Tower 2 then asked "now what do we do?"
Gwenpool thought for a second, before looking to the left and realizing that they were right next to Kevin Smith's castle.
Gwen shat out an egg and said "let's go beat the shit out of Kevin Smith now!"
Tower 1 spoke up and said "but how will we accomplish such a thing?"
Gwenpool chuckled before saying "with the power of these Roblox gift cards."
Gwen then handed both sisters their own Roblox gift card and said "these are sacred artifacts which can only be used for good. Do not misuse their power or your soul will be obliterated immediately."
The two sisters nodded their heads and said "we promise to never misuse their power."
Gwen smiled and said "good, now let's finally defeat Kevin Smith once and for all."
The three girls then entered the dark lord's castle to confront Kevin Smith and spank him into nothingness.