Gwenpool and her Two Tower buddies stood outside of Kevin Smith's castle, doing absolutely nothing for what felt like forever, or at least, the 2 months it took to followup that last chapter.

Gwenpool then broke the silence and said "well, let's get er done!"

The three women then hopped on a giant penguin and flew into Kevin Smith's castle.

…

The Age of Consent laid down on the ground, bleeding steak sauce as Mr Teacherman stood over her, playing a kazoo and juggling avocados in front of her.

"Wh-wh-why would you do this, baka?" asked the Age of Consent.

Mr Teacherman and Kevin Smith laughed together before Mr Teacherman said "have you not noticed that I've been committing atrocities for the entirety of this fic?"

Silence filled the room.

"You know, I kinda wondered about that" said the Age of Consent.

Mr Teacherman then smoked the Empire State Building like a cigar and continued with "but despite that, I'm not entirely evil like one may think. All evil is born through pain and suffering."

The Age of Consent coughed up more steak sauce and asked "what happened to make you like this?"

Mr Teacherman shed a tear and said "one time, I was robbing a bank, burning down an orphanage, and cannibalizing the bodies of the cast of Golden Girls, you know, typical teacher stuff, when something happened that I'll never forget."

"What was it?"

Mr Teacherman fought back his tears and said "someone told me that its illegal to kill people!"

Kevin Smith burst into tears while Age of Consent vomited more steak sauce out of pure what the fuckery.

Is what the fuckery even a real phrase? You know what, it is now.

"Anyways, you die now" said Mr Teacherman cheekily before grabbing Michael Jordan's prized basketball.

As Mr Teacherman was about to bash The Age of Consent's brains in, The Age of Consent yelled "WAIT!"

Mr Teacherman stopped and asked "what?"

The Age of Consent asked "why did you have us go and kill all Kevin Smith's minions if they were working for you?"

Mr Teacherman laughed and said "its simple, I did it because-"

Mr Teacherman then stopped laughing and began thinking hard about this. Why did he kill his minions? That seemed like a pretty stupid thing to do in hindsight.

"You win this round Age of Consent, but I'm still gonna kill ya!"

However, before Mr Teacherman could land the killing blow, the Twin Towers rode in on an airplane and crashed into Mr Teacherman.

The ensuing explosion sent Mr Teacherman flying across the room, while the Twin Towers landed elegantly on their feet.

Gwenpool then went up to Kevin Smith and asked "excuse me sir, would you like to buy some napkins?"

Gwen then held up 1 trillion napkins with the expectation that he would take one.

Kevin's thoughts were racing like mad. These were the most perfect napkins to ever exist, and he couldn't help but be taken in by their beauty.

"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!" yelled Kevin Smith as he forked over his lifesavings.

Gwenpool handed them to the filmmaker and Kevin Smith was truly happy for the first time in his life.

Gwenpool then began laughing evilly.

"Those were not napkins you fool, those were actually paper towels!"

"OH GOD, NOT PAPER TOWELS!" yelled Kevin Smith.

Gwenpool then punched Kevin in the stomach and said "Paper Towels drain your power. I read your autobiography."

Kevin just said "curses, I knew I should've just used ghost writers instead."

Gwenpool then reached into her vagina and pulled out a flatscreen TV. She then whacked Kevin across the head with the sleek piece of technology, causing broken television pieces to be wedged into Kevin Smith's face.

Gwen then looked down at the Age of Consent and said "here, have some Gatorade" before handing the girl a bottle of Passion Fruit flavored Gatorade.

The Age of Consent then drank the sports drink and was suddenly healed to peak condition.

"I FEEL SO ARIGATOFUL RIGHT NOW!"

Kevin Smith then flung a laptop at her head and the Age of Consent was knocked out immediately.

"Wow, you suck" said Gwenpool.

Meanwhile, the Twin Towers were busy fighting against Mr Teacherman and they were losing horribly.

Mr Teacherman hit Tower 1 in the face with a boxing glove and followed this up by slamming Tower 2 with the Statue of Liberty.

"Is this the best you can do? I can't believe you have your own holiday" said Mr Teacherman before bonking Tower 1 on the head with a digital camera.

Tower 2 just said "I'll have you know that 9/11 is a celebrated holiday all around the world. We even have our own t-shirt catalog!"

Tower 2 then pulled out a t-shirt cannon and began firing t-shirts at Mr Teacherman, wounding the teacher of Johnny Test considerably.

Tower 2 followed up this attack by punching Mr Teacherman in the stomach and said "9/11 isn't a holiday, it's a vacation!"

Tower 2 finished her combo by grabbing Michael Jordan's basketball and bonking Mr Teacherman on the head with it.

"Think about that the next time you decide to disrespect our sacred holiday." Said Tower 2 while juggling pie.

"Oh I don't think so" said Mr Teacherman before snapping his fingers ominously.

Tower 2 asked "what do you me-" but before she could finish, the Teletubbies sprang to life and began assaulting the tower and her sister with the power of tubby custard!

Mr Teacherman laughed and said "you like my new minions? They weren't onboard at first, but once I soaked them in my steamy hot chocolate piss, they were more than cooperative."

"What the fuck are you talking about?" asked Tower 2.

Tower 2 didn't get a chance to hear Mr Teacherman's answer, because the now brainwashed Teletubbies stood in front of her to defend their new leader.

"The brainwashed Teletubby, the spreader of AIDS, Tinky-Winky!" said Tinky Winky as a purple explosion went off behind him.

"The brainwashed Teletubby, the champion of Superman 64 gaming tournaments, Dipsy!" said Dipsy as a green explosion went off behind him.

"The brainwashed Teletubby, the keeper of a jar of toenail clippings somewhere in my gym locker, Laa-Laa!" said Laa-Laa as a yellow explosion went off behind her.

"The brainwashed Teletubby, the author couldn't think of anything to write here, Po!" said Po as a red explosion went off behind her.

As the Teletubbies finished their iconic rolecall, they each struck their cinematic poses, worthy of being on the poster of a film.

Too bad that the Twin Towers didn't see it, since they were staring at the reader of this fic's dry lips, because oh my god, your lips are dry as shit. Don't go and try to lick your lips now, the damage is already done, you dry lips having asshole.

Angered at having their epic intro ignored, the Teletubbies immediately leaped into action and began throwing numerous punches and kicks at the Twin Tower sisters.

Tower 1 punched Po in the face, but Tinky-Winky slammed her in the back of the head with an Xbox 360, shattering the console immediately.

Tower 2 kicked Dipsy in the balls but Laa-Laa landed a kick to Tower 2's ribs, before her and Po did a team attack and began hitting Tower 2 in face repeatedly with tennis rackets.

Tower 2 attempted to get out of their tennis themed combo, but it was no use. The power of their tennis was too strong.

Tower 1 attempted to save her sister by slapping Dipsy in the face with a flip-flop, but Dipsy was already two steps ahead as he immediately pulled out another flip-flop that was the size of the moon and slammed Tower 1 with it, knocking her out immediately.

As Tower 2 continued trying to break free, Laa-Laa grew sick of her struggles, and pulled out a tissue box.

Laa-Laa then blessed this tissue box with the spirits of the damned and bopped Tower 2 on the head with it, knocking her out at once.

As the Twin Towers lay unconscious, Mr Teacherman walked over to their bodies. He then pulled out a permanent marker and drew moustaches on both of them.

"This'll show them" said the teacher.

Back to Gwenpool, who was doing battle against Kevin Smith while wielding the sock puppet of Valhalla.

"Give it up Smith, your filmmaking powers are no match for my sockpuppet!"

"That's where you're wrong Gwen, your sockpuppet may be powerful, but it is no match for my Fruity Pebbles saber!"

Kevin Smith then pulled out a lightsaber made of fruity pebbles, and the two warriors continued to battle against each other.

Kevin Smith ducked underneath a swipe from Gwenpool and slashed at her leg, causing her to bleed honey nut cheerios.

Gwenpool then said "do you really think that'll stop me?" before using her sockpuppet to bite off one of Kevin Smith's fingers.

White custard bled from Kevin's pinky finger as he yelled in pain from Gwen's wound.

"So, it would appear that you're a better warrior than I gave you credit for" said Kevin Smith.

"Correct. Your fruity pebbles pale in comparison to my sockpuppet"

Kevin then said "you may be a fine warrior, but is your mind as sharp as your words?"

Gwen stood proudly and said "you'll find that there's no part of my body that hasn't been honed to perfection."

"Someone dropped a penny"

"A MOTHER FUCKING PENNY!?" yelled Gwenpool.

Gwenpool then got down on the ground and began searching for the loose change like her life depended on it. She believed that each and every penny was actually a portal to an alternate earth that was ruled by Abraham Lincoln from an alternate reality.

Before the girl could search for the loose change, Kevin Smith hit her in the face with a frying pan, knocking her out immediately.

"Tax dollars" said Kevin in an attempt to make this fic seem more mature.

Mr Teacherman then went over and said "nice job, my apprentice."

Kevin Smith bowed and said "thank you my master"

The two dark lords then highfived at a job well done.